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Who is he writing a composition?
He is a boy who has been with my classmate for seven years. His personality is the most unique. Everyone knows it. People call it "handsome guy" (cricket's brother yo, snickering).
when he was in elementary school, he always liked to pull his classmates to arm-wrestle. When he was about to lose, he watched his flexible eyes flash and immediately pointed his other hand out of the window and said, "Hey, look at how your mother came? !” At first glance, the boy didn't use his hand again, but he pulled it hard and won the championship easily. Although winning is not so glorious, there is still some cheating, but after all, he won, won by his cleverness. Who do you think this smart guy is?
The girls love bungee jumping after class, and he just came out of nowhere and stood by and looked at it with great seriousness. After a while, he jumped in while the girls were not paying attention, but was quickly caught by the girls and showed a "yellow card". He didn't give up and jumped in again, but this time the girl didn't say anything, as long as she didn't make trouble. He jumped along, and somehow, the rubber bands were in a mess, trapping five girls. After he untied them slowly, the girls rushed to beat him, but he seemed very wronged and said, "I'm just jumping for fun. Are you so petty?" Hey! Girl ... "Who do you think this naughty guy is?
in the final exam of the first grade, he failed in several subjects. Teacher Rao asked for a copy of the book. I kindly said, "What will you do when you go back?" He said wearily, "Butt blossoms". The next morning, I met him again. When I saw his eyes were red, I knew his fate. I was just about to comfort him, but he jumped in front of me and said, "Ha ha, tell you, I have finished my English and Chinese books in winter vacation homework. How about that?"? Envy? ! My dad drove me to the clock yesterday. If you can't do it, you can borrow my copy ... "Say that finish, he skipped away again. Hey, who do you think this poor and lovely guy is?
He is a very loyal person, but he is somewhat stubborn and stubborn. He is naughty and active, but there is no lack of cleverness. Sometimes, I really envy him. Hey hey, have you guessed who I'm talking about? !
2. Who is he? Composition
There is such a person in our class. Although he is small and inconspicuous, you can know from the nickname "Grinch" given by his classmates that he must be an unusual person, and there must be many interesting stories in him.
look at him! In terms of appearance, it's just so-so: a short head of hair, a Chinese character face, pale eyebrows, a pair of eyes full of curiosity, and a few "small moles" beside the bridge of the nose, which can be regarded as high, giving people a feeling of fly in the ointment. However, he doesn't care at all, and he is happy like a "living fairy" all day.
him! The expression on her face is always like a crescent moon, and her eyes are narrowed like a crack; When he was unhappy, he hung an oil pot on his mouth, as if someone owed him money. What I can't stand most is his mouth: being happy, jokes are constant, which can make people laugh; When you are unhappy, it hurts people, which can make people laugh or cry, or fly into a rage.
Even a weirdo like him has something to praise. When he is idle, he likes to take out a pen and draw pictures on his notebook.
When I'm done, I can actually practice one kung fu-I can draw a pug and a strange frog in three or two strokes. Not only that, he is also good at kneading things with plasticine, kneading seven sesame officials into a hemp stalk, and putting a frog on a dog's head … people laugh at it.
he was in love, and he muttered solemnly, "What are you laughing at? I will become famous in the future, and this is a priceless cultural relic! " In love, he has a lot of tricks. Once, he went to the countryside to be a guest at his grandmother's house and came up with an idea to catch fish by the river. As a result, the fish was not caught and he was covered in mud.
when I got home, my mother saw him so angry that she grabbed him and was about to start work, but he bent over and ran away with his foot on the watermelon skin. When he changed his clothes, he pretended that nothing had happened, and knelt down to the ground like the ancients' "plop" and said, "I beg your pardon for seeing my mother."
The funny expression made her angry mother laugh and cry, so she could only give a long sigh: "Hey! You really have tofu on the gray surface. It's neither blowing nor hitting! " Who is he? After hearing so many stories about him, do you really want to know the truth? Ha ha! If you are willing to keep a secret, let me tell you that he is me. 3. Guess who he is. Write a composition of 6 words
I hope you can write a composition yourself
I wish you a better study!
guess who I am?
guess who I am? I am who I am, and there is no second me. Even if someone has the same name and looks the same, the personality will definitely be different, because my personality is changeable. Maybe now I am in a good mood, and I will take the table and kick the stool later.
If I am in a good mood, I will talk and laugh with my friends wherever I go. If I am in a bad mood, I will be like a volcano ready to go, sullen and ignore everyone.
"I won't, I won't! "Who dares to speak loudly to a mother? No need to guess, it's me! At home, I'm not afraid of anyone but dad! Although I have to respect my elders, I am not afraid of anything, but I am afraid of my father. As long as my father, who is louder than me and has a violent temper, comes forward, I will immediately turn from a tiger to a docile sheep. This is me-bullying.
Optimism and cheerfulness are my nature. The sky is falling and tall people are my purpose. Even if I get the last place in the exam, I will look like a smiling face. English test a few days ago:
"Sheng Jiaqian, 82" "Yu Manqi, 78.5" and "Ying Jin, 75.5" Hearing this sentence, I finally relaxed. After all, I know my grades, and I can understand where I went wrong! I got 75.5, which was the worst English score in my English test. My heart was a little depressed, but I immediately cheered up and said to myself, "Don't lose heart, work harder in the future!" "After revising the test paper, I looked at it and made sure that I was mixed up with my good friends. Listen, the laughter echoed in the corridor.
Don't think that I volunteered for the" habit "of self-study for one hour every day, but it was cheated by my mother!
On that day, I was sitting in front of my computer and chatting with a net friend. The sound of "Didi Didi" kept ringing in the computer. When the time was ripe, my mother said, "Daughter, you are in the sixth grade, so you should learn to study by yourself. . "At this point, my mind is all on the computer, which also neglected to listen to my mother! "Okay? "Mom went on with her hard work." Okay, okay, "I casually promised. The next day:" Daughter, study by yourself! You promised me yesterday! ""no! ""you clearly. . After listening to my mother's vivid description, I suddenly realized: I was cheated!
stubbornness, bullying, optimism and gullibility constitute me. Now, do you know who I am? Hope to adopt ~ I hope to help this team learn more points! ~O(∩_∩)O Thank you! ~ 4. Who is he writing a composition?
Look at his Fiona Fang face, flat forehead and weedy hair. It's natural curly hair, hehe. Two bright eyes, a glib mouth, a straight nose, dark red lips, and even a little handsome, always with a naughty smile. When you talk to him, he can talk a lot.
when he is happy, he is like a flower in full bloom, jumping three feet high; When he is angry, he looks ugly. He really looks like a terrible devil. He clenched his fists and gnashed his teeth with anger. If he is careless, hehe ...
He likes reading very much. He keeps all kinds of books at home, especially in history and military affairs. That's his treasure.
In class, he will listen carefully. Writing is his specialty, drawing is something he can do, and he has hobbies such as practicing calligraphy. He is curious about new things and loves new books, just like mice love rice.
It is also one of his shortcomings to refuse to admit what he has made. There are some other shortcomings, such as being proud of his own strengths, being sloppy, and so on ...
Guess who he is, hehe, by the way, he is me. Mother's little doctor. 5. Guess who he is in Unit 1. Write a composition in 35 words
Guess who he is
He has a round face, a big head, big eyes and a small nose. The most interesting thing is that his red face really looks like a red apple. He is short and short, from head to toe, just like a "little old man".
His grades are not very good, and he is still a real chatterbox. Whenever there is a little trouble in class, he will open his "three-inch golden tongue" and tell me a lot of nonsense. I really want to go up and beat him up, but I won't do it. I can only ignore him and continue to concentrate on class when he is air. However, he used his "killer" to distract me by singing. He is a "lark", and the songs he sings make me want to vomit, but I can't help but raise my hand and report to the teacher. However, he looked at me with pitiful eyes. How could I bear it? Finally, he tried his best, and I finally let go.
After class, in order to express his gratitude for saving my life, he actually told me about the computer games played by boys. Alas! He is really hopeless.
haha, do you know who this "chatty little old man" is after reading my article? 6. Who wrote the composition "They" in the college entrance examination
Written by the candidates in the college entrance examination ...
At the end of the city, there are no bustling markets and shining neon lights; At the end of the city, there are only dilapidated shanty towns with weather-beaten lives; At the end of the city, there are a group of people like them.
what should I call them? Children of migrant workers? Farmers' children? Or second generation migrant workers? No, I don't want to call them by these cold names. I want to call them by their earthy baby names, holding their hands and approaching their lives ... < P > They grew up in the green mountains and green waters of their hometown, and their pure souls are heading and jointing in the fields. In the wind of Shan Ye, they are running and dreaming. The wind blew from the fields and into the city. For their livelihood and the future, they followed their parents to the city and took root at the end of the city. So I got used to the eyes of green mountains and green waters and touched high-rise buildings and traffic for the first time. They don't know how to cross the six-lane road, and their little fingers can't count the floors of the office building. The prosperous modern civilization has never brought them any happiness, but this time, it has left a deep mark on their hearts.
They took up their schoolbags and carefully integrated into the city life. However, in the strange eyes of "city people", I understood the difference between hukou and temporary residence permit for the first time. They are all treasures in their parents' hearts! But prematurely assumed the burden that does not belong to this age.
when they come home from school, they make a simple dinner, and their parents are still working at the construction site or the food market; Wake up at midnight, the starry sky in the city is not as bright as my hometown in tears; Quietly make a wish that their primary school for migrant children will not be closed down because they can't pay the electricity bill tomorrow ...
However, I have seen their growth in their growing bodies. I remember when a reporter asked a child in a migrant children's school whether he would return to his hometown after graduation, the little girl said without hesitation: of course, he must go back! At that moment, I almost shed tears for their growth.
I remember their childish declaration on the Spring Festival Evening that year: "Our school is small, but our grades are not bad", "We don't compare with the children in the city" and "Beijing's 28 is also our 28!" They gradually matured, bid farewell to yesterday's shyness and began to welcome a new day.
Although, they are still worried about the small tuition fees; Although, the school still can't pay the utilities; Although, there are still many systems that are not perfect ... Although there are many "though", only one "but" is enough. Many eyes have turned to them, and they are growing sturdily.
The sun rises from the horizon, illuminating the end of the city and their lives.
they will eventually become us.
Teacher's comments:
Full-mark composition has five advantages. First, the composition truly depicts the living conditions of migrant workers' children, from the unnatural and unsuitable experience from rural areas to cities to the gradual maturity of their mentality, which makes people feel a real group; Secondly, the writing of the composition is very smooth, which shows that the candidates have accumulated a certain amount of reading, but they have not shown off, and they have properly expressed their emotions and horizons, and the words and themes match well; Third, on the whole, the composition expresses the author's sympathy, concern and expectation for his peers, and it is also the embodiment of the title requirements of the composition. Fourth, the description of this article is very delicate. "Little fingers can't count the number of floors in an office building"; Finally, the key point of the article is to write about the changes of migrant workers' children. "They will eventually become us." Candidates did not complain blindly, but wrote about changes and hopes. 7. Write a 4-word composition: Guess who he is
She has a big round head, a big square forehead, and a pair of big black and bright eyes that always slip around. She reads methodically and hard, not to mention how interesting it is!
to tell you the truth, tattling is her greatest feature. Once a classmate is naughty, she can't escape her "eye-catching". The next thing is clear to everyone, that unlucky classmate will be called to the office by the teacher to have tea! But sometimes, she also likes joking, saying that she will sue the teacher. I didn't expect her to come back after a few turns outside the office, scaring several students with a guilty conscience, but in the end it was a false alarm, which made people angry and funny. Everyone gradually got used to it, and sometimes deliberately teased her: "Go ahead, go ahead, I'm waiting." She ran away when others saw through her little trick.
well, don't speak ill of her, or she will be angry. Let's talk about her advantages! Her warm heart is famous in the whole class! She is indispensable for helping others or lending others a new book. I remember that at the beginning of this semester, the whole class wanted to buy a copy of "Ear Escape", but because there were too many people to buy it, all the bookstores at the school gate were sold out. What should I do? So, she volunteered to say to the teacher: "Teacher, my father is in Dinghai, let him buy a batch of books at Xinhua Bookstore in Dinghai for the students of each book." After obtaining the teacher's consent, she came to school early the next morning with a big bag of books, and gave one to everyone who had never bought a book, which solved the "urgent need" for those students.
She has many advantages, so write here.
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