Complement the humorous dialogue between Chinese characters

The towel said to the coin, put on the doctor's hat, son, and you will be worth a hundred times.

I said to the giant: the same area as you. I have three rooms and two halls.

Dan said to Dan, timid, why hire bodyguards?

You said to A: Is it tiring to practice a finger meditation like this?

The fork added: When did you get your face fixed? What is the mole on your face?

Crying into the container, I can't tell you anything. Two mouths above you and two mouths below!

The man said to Cong: Those two people who are in love, don't step on the grass!

Pin said to Lu: One more mouth is good! Only by discussing with others can Confucianism be achieved.

I finally have a house to live in.

Cathy said to Sun: The sun is so bright, you'd better wear a straw hat.

Yue said to Peng: When did you make another friend?

"I found my umbrella," Yuan said to the rabbit.

The wine said to the spill, why don't you pay more attention?

To run fast, you need a skateboard.

Bear said to Neng, Dude, you are pathetic. Did you sell all four claws?

Have a good rest. Isn't this posture tiring?

Say goodbye to each other: why, the official has a shelf and his little hand is still on his back?

The soldier said to Qiu, Brother, you stepped on a mine. Why is your leg missing?

The king said to the emperor, buddy, what are the benefits of being an emperor? Look, your hair is all white!

Mouth to mouth: Honey, you have been pregnant for so long. Why don't you say something?

Ugly said to the girl, have a good life with her. It's not easy to find such a woman!

The fruit said to the naked man: Dude, you might as well be naked!

I said to the giant, it's the same area as you, but three rooms and two halls!

Get to the point: Did you buy a car?

Day after day: it's time to lose weight!

The earth said to Ugly: Don't think that wearing a shawl will look good, but it's still old-fashioned in the bones!

Bai said to Bob, Your water has flowed in vain.

Rice said to porridge: Dude, I've seen people who practice double-edged hammers, but it's really the first time to open the bow, admire, admire! ? }S o@ a p)D4b

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I don't want to talk about it, man. Look at your listlessness. It is really distressing. Can you play mahjong less?

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Gong said to the hitter, don't be modest, brother. I work hard to make money. I can't compare with you. I can make money by writing. Z V)f)K g)@ Fo }

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The wife said to her husband, which one of you is the one I want to marry? T)v4t”？ n8t+I

Don't be angry, dear. If we are really divorced, who can be a family with us?

I can say to my brother: mom, don't spoil the children too much. Aren't you tired of holding your head? ^

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Wood said to sen: it's been a few days. You are playing acrobatics.

Zhuo said to the table, I met a big fool. Well, why should I turn over the shelf?

Ping said to Ping, Dude, use some good shampoo. Look at your dirty head, it is covered with grass.

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The donkey said to the horse, big brother, it's no use running fast. Close your account quickly! 7Q easy c (w; h

Yue said to Xiao: Sister, tell me quickly, how can I get such a cool hairstyle? G P { u O？ e @ v

I have to say to the bandits, buddy, you should be more careful when you enter the underworld. Why don't you even press the door when buying a house?

Hao said to the man, man, you have to report it. Look at me. Isn't this a waste of time?

Dad said to Ye: God, your family has more people than ours?

The king said to the emperor, buddy, what are the benefits of being an emperor? Look, your hair is all white. 7~7p*] l3S

Today, I said to Qian: Hey, big sister, where have you been playing and your face is so tanned?

The seat said to CuO: Brother, decorate the house with some pollution-free materials. Look at your acne. Are you allergic? h'h T+\)h A

The foot said to the lame man, son, are the newly bought leather shoes a little small? Why is the aisle still lame?

Ye said to Nie: Dear, after so many years of life, I found that your ears are different from mine. +F R S+` 1N h |。 m

Don't say to the rabbit: Can you clean the toilet next time?

Mi said to Fan, your boy still can't find his way by car!

The son said: You can hold a beautiful woman comfortably!

The mountain said to Chu, can you ride on others' heads without getting ahead?

Everyone said to Kim: Isn't that why you deserve it?

The cow told the reporter, poor child, did you get bitten by your tail?

Mouth to mouth: It's not easy to feed so many people in your family.

The soldier said to Qiu: Look how cruel the war is! Both legs were blown off!

B said to Fei: If there is a sand cow, I can fly with wings!

Too much crying: just two more mouths, stop crying!