Happy event Series-Super Jokes

1. After a newly-opened building, a beautiful sales girl ran over and asked: Is Mr. Wang here to buy a house? I said, no, the girl said, it doesn't matter if you don't buy it. Go up and have a look and get to know the real estate information in our area. I said, no, I'm in a hurry! The girl said, go up and have a look. It won't take you long. Our green coverage rate here is 60%. Buy a suite here, and in less than two years, the house will increase by 30%. So, you have to buy a house here to make money ... it's really annoying all the way, and finally you can't help it. I said, girl, I mean I already bought it here! In the second district, the location is the best! She paused for a second and immediately changed her mind and said, you have already bought a house here. You told me! Sir, have you ever thought about selling the house? To tell you the truth, the current real estate market is very unstable. I suggest you get rid of it as soon as possible ... me ...

I was a tutor when I was in college, tutoring a little boy in the third grade of primary school. Children are very naughty. When they do their homework, they must drink water or go to the toilet, or they must eat. Once it happened that Ansheng entered the state of doing homework for a while and said, Teacher, I want to shit! Because he just went to pee soon, he thought he was looking for an excuse to delay again, so he told him seriously to finish writing this page before going! The child said nothing, silently lowered his head and continued to do his homework. Suddenly fart ... I quickly let him go to the bathroom ...

3. Yesterday, my girlfriend went downstairs to get the courier. When she got home, she looked unhappy and said that she wanted to break up with me, saying that I didn't have her in my heart and didn't love her! I'm a little confused. How can I have so many problems when I go down? So I asked her: Is the express delivery wrong? Or bought the wrong bag? Girlfriend said: A courier found my nail polish discolored, but you didn't! I'll ... don't you change it often?

My niece touched her belly and said, "Uncle, I still want to eat." I smiled and said, "Eat if you want. Your aunt's skill is no worse than that of a big hotel. " Seeing that my niece loves eating so much, my wife said happily, "It's good to eat." The son spoke and said, "When you become a big fat man like my mother, you will be worried if you can't get married." My wife is very angry about it. My niece said disapprovingly, "Why can't I get married? Didn't my aunt marry my uncle? " "That's right." The wife brought another bowl of rice to her niece and said, "Don't listen to my brother's nonsense, it's time for you to eat." But when the food was set before her, she hesitated and asked, "If I get fat, will only someone like my uncle marry me?" ? In that case, I still won't eat. "

The little grandson is very disobedient and needs grandpa to pick him up in primary school. Grandpa taught him: you are really disobedient. You need me to pick you up at such a big age. I thought I could go to school by bike at the age of three. As soon as this was said, grandpa himself felt that the cow was blowing too hard, but the little grandson didn't believe it. He said, at the age of three, you are not as tall as a bicycle, or even out of reach. How can you ride it? Grandpa blushed and thought about it. Isn't it enough for me to stand on a small bench? Ask your dad, or he taught me!