What sand sculptures can make people laugh on the spot in the president's article?

1. In the president's article, every woman who goes to the wrong room always has a rich handsome guy to sleep with her. ...

(And the pregnancy rate is as high as 99.999%! It is simply the gospel of infertility! )

2. In order to get promoted, the hostess asked her husband and his boss to sleep for one night, and then she agreed! !

Then the boss is the ex-boyfriend of the woman! ! ! be stunned

I didn't know who to sympathize with at that time. . . )

The emperor said to the prince, if you dare to rebel, I will punish you.

I am hehe. . . )

This lady and this man have been challenged by another couple.

The first boy is better than basketball, and the second girl is better than the boy who plays the piano.

The first one has nothing to do with it. The man won. Second, the woman has never studied the piano but only the guzheng.

So I painted beautiful makeup and bought expensive dresses, accompanied by the man in the depths of the ocean.

A song "Wife, Wife, I Love You" surprised everyone.

(Of course, I'm not saying that Huo Feng's songs are not good. After all, they are also popular all over the country. It just feels weird. )

5. The hostess is a thief, and her parents' company is the best in the world. However, she concealed her identity at school.

On one occasion, the woman was bullied by her partner and got up angrily.

Said something I still remember: "What are you? Your family is only ranked eighth,

I can kill you with one finger! "

Then, a minute later, the woman received a phone call and her family went bankrupt. ...

(WTF？ I can't see through your business circle. )

6. A woman is a man's lover as soon as she comes up.

The male owner is about 30 years old, the president of the company, and he is very handsome.

He has a beautiful wife and second daughter.

The second woman is beautiful and elegant. Men love her very much.

But the ladylike temperament of the two girls made the couple less interesting in the boudoir.

So the man kept a young and lively woman.

One day, the mistress and the mistress met. ...

Do you think they are torn? ! You are so naive! ! ! !

They dumped that man and got together! ! ! !

Get rid of that man! ! ! ! Together! ! ! !

Brothers, it's not only him who robbed your girlfriend, but also her.

7. I remember a novel I read a long time ago, which still makes me sick to vomit overnight. .

The female host is a woman who crossed over and was trained by the male host after crossing over. On the surface, she is a pimp in a brothel.

Help that man get some information behind his back. By the way, I occasionally slap the male lead, although I can't do without my heart.

Neither of them admitted their feelings. After the woman broke up with the man, the woman married an honest man.

I made it clear to the honest man that I already have that man's child in my belly!

Marrying you is to find the recipient! Don't touch me after marriage! The honest man said yes, baby, no problem.

An honest man is really the second template of a standard man, charming and gentlemanly, with love and brains.

Including the wedding day when the man comes to rob the wedding, honest people can stand by and watch the excitement.

After the marriage, the woman and the man went out to play and came to a meadow, which was crowded with people and could not be squeezed out.

The headmistress was sick and pregnant, so the second man took out a handkerchief and picked up the vomit and threw it in the distance!

The onlookers who don't know the truth jumped up and picked it up!

I rolled out of this book. )

8. The man is very rich and lives in a super-large mansion. As soon as he walks in, he will get lost.

The woman's family is poor, and the man goes to the woman's family to be a guest. There was no drink in the woman's house, so she made a pack of Radix Isatidis for the man.

(Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ~ ~ ~ Hiccup)

9. At first, a woman woke up in an unknown luxury place anyway.

I was awakened by the heat, and then I looked up and saw the man, yelling at him if he could turn off the air conditioner.

The evil man smiled: Woman, if you don't wake up, I will adjust the temperature to 88 degrees and steam you alive.

(I:? Your air conditioners are all so advanced. Did Sister Dong Mingzhu make it specially for you? )

10, two mysterious beasts naturally won't interest Che Yun much. He is about to leave.

Suddenly. . . . I actually saw the two Xuan pythons talking. . . . .

And it is human language!

"What are you looking at?"

"Look at you!"

"Try again!"

"Give it a try!"

Then two pythons fought. . . . .

(Listen to the accent, it's not a local snake, it's from Nagata in the northeast. )