Bribery joke

It is because the waist cut is too bad that the prisoner's family wants to bribe the executioner. Ancient ancestors invented many abnormal and inhuman punishments, and waist cutting was one of them. Zhou used a copper knife to cut his waist, which was soft but not hard enough. When cutting a prisoner's waist, it is often not done at once, but many knives are cut in succession. In this long process, prisoners will suffer great pain.

Later, after the extensive use of iron, although the straw cutter is hard and sharp, it will still rust and wear, and it may not be cut off immediately with a knife. Besides, people's main organs are concentrated in the upper body. Even if the body is cut in half at once, people will not die for a while, and it will take a long time to die in despair in pain and torture.

In the process of cutting the waist, whether it can be cut with one knife and whether it can die quickly depends on the skill of the executioner. In fact, as long as you move two inches above your waist, the victim will die quickly and won't suffer too much. So many prisoners will bribe the executioner and the gifts will be delivered. When the executioner takes money to do things, he will quickly kill himself with a knife.

If you don't give a gift and the executioner is unhappy, he will give you a few more knives to make you struggle for a while and see your bloody nakedness. What a horrible scene.

Chao Cuo, an ancient minister, was beheaded. After being chopped, he dipped his finger in blood and wrote "How miserable" seven times. Maybe Chao Cuo didn't bribe the executioner, but he lived for such a long time after being chopped in half and died reluctantly. So the prisoner smiled and bribed the executioner with a meaning: when the money arrives, please give it a good time and let me suffer less.