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Author: Gu Man

Introduction: If you are "miserably" abandoned, suddenly a very strong and arrogant man proposes to you, how do you react?

Bei Weiwei's reaction is: "Great God ... Have you been hacked? = =" This world is so unreal! Forefoot "ex-husband"

just "moved on" and married the first beauty, and then the first master came to propose? Also said to give a bigger wedding? Bei Weiwei, a flower in the Department of Computer Science, a famous school, married quickly. How would you react if a legendary figure who was looked up to by countless people and a top

elite school asked you, "When did we not have that kind of relationship?" That man was born

, versatile in sports, elegant in appearance, Tsinghua in temperament, calm in manner, in essence ... bandit ... and arrogant to death ... This

man ... suddenly delivered to the door ... Bei Weiwei was powerless and could only be dragged forward by him ...

(classic online game)

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This is an easy fairy tale essay in the cloak of online games.

this is a hot land where black belly is rampant, evil spirits are rampant and animals are everywhere.

Love and betrayal, friendship and conspiracy, affection and hatred, finally pounce on the grand HE.

3 "Great God, will you raise me?"

Xiang Xiang, dressed as a pig and eating a tiger, rode her short-legged donkey, farting behind the Great God who was covered in golden armor or not, and her mouth was flooded with water and her eyes were full of tears!

see or not see sympathy flooding: something wrong?

when the fragrance is ringing, it smiles: Great God, please get married! I will blame the upgrade and brush the copy.

See or not? The Great God looked at her white board outfit with black lines all over her head: But I already have a wife!

Xiang Xiang has the cheek: Great God, will you support me? I can warm the bed!

see or not see the great god's eyebrows: how about technology?

Xiang Xiang blushes: just so-so, third in the country!

see or not see the great god raise an eyebrow: deal!

So the gossip little white girl successfully hooked up with the belly-black man, challenging the moral bottom line of the players ...

4 "When a brothel woman encounters the Tang family and less"

When a brothel assistant leader "enchanting Miaomiao" encounters

The handsome SHEN WOO Tang family and less "Lingxiao swordsman",

The perfect mainland is a sensation.

Chinese cabbage VS great wisdom

nonsense VS cool

fox VS martial arts

there is no suspense in this PK.

In real life, Miao Hong, the root of automation major in Mechanical College

A beautiful girl with a bright future, many students are about to encounter

the most bloody plot in her life.

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Playing a trumpet was struck by lightning. Her tuba is one of the so-called great gods in "Prosperity", which makes countless young women flock to it. She built a trumpet, trying to correct

the gender and try to play with the female trumpet, but on the first day of building the trumpet, she was involved in the most bloody gossip romance in Tianlong

. She just came out to make soy sauce. How did she suddenly become an important female companion?

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As a rookie who has just set foot in the Jianghu, she doesn't stay in her own rookie world to play tricks and practice, but insists on being a heroic woman and practicing the good quality of helping others. Great, he pesters her every day and doesn't want to stand on her own feet, so she says to him in an "experienced" tone

: "You should learn to exercise yourself, and you can stand on your own feet when you wander the Jianghu alone!" I didn't expect him to say, "I'm wronged and

sad": "At the beginning, you said that your rank was higher than mine, and it was easier to blame, and you wanted to take me to the Jianghu, but now you want to default and

leave me alone. . 。” I can't help it, because he must be a young boy with teeth that haven't even grown up. You

just follow. . . Finally, one day, when she was online, he was not online, and she was going to sneak a peek at the legendary great god. Unexpectedly, it caused an uproar. . . . . .

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Other people are great gods, so why should it be my turn to be a great god?

team binding, task binding, how can people live!

Shaking his messy hair, Su Mo couldn't wait to throw the dagger in his hand at a great god with his legs crossed. "Would you please help?

"

The cutest assassin in history met a gorgeous mage,

They were forced to bind by an accident,

Little yellow chicken who loves fighting, super elegant little panda,

All in "The exclusive god of rookie"!

As a novice in Jianghu, she doesn't stay in her own rookie world to play tricks and practice, but insists on being a heroic woman and practicing the good quality of helping others. Great, he pesters her every day and doesn't want to stand on her own feet, so she says to him in an "experienced" tone

: "You should learn to exercise yourself, and you can stand on your own feet when you wander the Jianghu alone!" I didn't expect him to say, "I'm wronged and

sad": "At the beginning, you said that your rank was higher than mine, and it was easier to blame, and you wanted to take me to the Jianghu, but now you want to default and

leave me alone. . 。” I can't help it, because he must be a young boy with teeth that haven't even grown up. You

just follow. . . Finally, one day, when she was online, he was not online, and she was going to sneak a peek at the legendary great god. Unexpectedly, it caused an uproar. . . . . .

Other people are great gods, so why should it be my turn to tie them up?

team binding, task binding, how can people live!

Shaking his messy hair, Su Mo couldn't wait to throw the dagger in his hand at a great god with his legs crossed. "Would you please help?

"

The cutest assassin in history met a gorgeous mage,

They were forced to bind each other by an accident,

Little yellow chicken who loves fighting, super elegant panda,

All in "The exclusive god of rookie"!

daddy the great god?

Xiao Xiaobai (White Rabbit) entered the game for the first time and accidentally rescued Huiye, who was locked in a coffin. Since then, the first god of the game has been reduced to a hardworking father.

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White Rabbit: Daddy, I'm lost!

huiye: wait where you are.

White Rabbit: Daddy, I'm surrounded by monsters!

huiye: wait for me to save you.

White Rabbit: Daddy, I have no money!

huiye: the warehouse password is 52xxxxx.

White Rabbit: Daddy, I ...

Huiye: Madam, I clearly remember that I am a "xianggong", not a daddy.

white rabbit: silent.

Everyone: Great God, you are born to work hard!

There is a God in the Embarrassment

"Do you think I am likable?"

"Who do you think is disliked after eating that thing?"

She is a tenacious Xiao Rose, and she wants to conquer her man's pocket, so that her great god can watch her spend his money and shout passionately

"No! Don't! Don't stop! "

but ... which man is her man?

Don't help Mrs. Wang, who is crowding around. It's very impressive. After she parachuted into the Iron Blood Guild as Mrs. Wang, Luo Yu started a very tragic game career. I think she was also a god of war figure among the three tigresses in East China. How could she be so wronged?

?

mistress is very tough, and the hostess is very wronged.

The scarlet in the sky of online games was originally the only female deity in the Xuanmen of Heaven and Earth. After leaving the game for one month, she found that her account had been stolen. The hacker turned out to be the husband in the original game, and gave his equipment to the little lover. She, the demon girl < P > who is blushing in the sky and everyone in the world is afraid of, how can she smoke like this? So, dressed in a white suit, Leng was a mistress who washed away all the glittering invincible equipment, abandoned her number and left < P >. SA? Why not get back at your ex-husband? How not to retaliate? Just can't be too cheap for him, right? So crimson turned into a new person of level

, re-entered the world and launched his own revenge.

when a great god meets a great god

what, are you a great god? What a coincidence! I am also a great god! !

When a male god meets a female god, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar become gods.

Lu Shuihan: Do you think you are a great god? I am also a great god! !

Ye Xin Mo: Go to fight monsters. ..... (well, the great god goes to play strange first. )

Lu Shuihan: Do you think it's great that you have many fans? Me, too! !

Ye Xin Mo: Go and cook. . ..... (well, the great god goes to cook first. )

Lu Shuihan: What do you want to eat?

Ye Xin Mo: Stewed vermicelli with Chinese cabbage and pork. .....

Who's "When the Red Luan Fang Xing Moves"? Who did you say it was? Good sisters have a crush on the second handsome guy in the whole region and force her to help her with a blind date. If it doesn't work out, they will die. All right! For the sake of

' s life, she goes to ... er ... only if she wins one-on-one fight? All right! She beat ... her best friend finally got the handsome boy back, and as a result, when she got married, she fell into the nickname of "stalker" ... It seems to be the first great god in the whole region ... "Take off your clothes ..." My head hasn't responded to Gu

, and my fingers have typed out these three words ...

"Two or three great gods"

Game life is very dull.

the great god is. . What you eat is grass, and what you spit out is milk nodding. That's all.

Love of the Great God

She is a great god in the game. Because of her eccentric temper, withdrawn personality and superb technology, she is often called a "shemale", but she

doesn't care and still goes her own way. Whenever someone asks this question, she laughs openly. "I play my game, and my mouth is on them. They can say whatever they like, which has nothing to do with me. Just be happy!" This is her pet phrase. She is also stubborn in appearance,

but simple in heart.

He is a wily Q-University student with excellent grades. He is also a great god in the game. Because of his top-class equipment, unique technology and indifferent attitude towards people, he is sought after by many beautiful players, but he still walks the Jianghu alone without looking at it. Whenever someone asks him why he doesn't get married in the game, he grunts and says nothing. < P > This is his most common reaction. The two people who were originally unrelated were myths in two different game areas. Just because they visited the upgraded area of < P > once, they met by chance in front of Jiange Waterfall. When the myth met the myth, the great god met the great god, and the white rabbit met the fox in sheep's clothing, what kind of sparks would they have? !

The wind is light and the clouds laugh, and a demon in the State of Chu ...

Riding the Red Dust, the Emperor of Yan.

Introduction

Yunxiao turns on the computer, double-clicks the Road to the Clouds, and goes online.

As soon as she came up, she saw a pot exploding on the World Channel.

Grey machine in the world: I told you, it's not so easy to take away the throne of Emperor Heiqi. The people above the Tang State are all

SB!

the world black whistle loves you, darling: you are stupid!

Grey machine in the world: He has been re-elected as emperor for three times, so you have to give him another one, isn't it SB? That brother

can't think of any good adjectives.

My family attacked you once: Brother Yun, online. Ha

The black whistle loves you. Brother Meng: Everyone who scolds my wife is SB!

I'm ashamed of my family style. Don't call me that ...

God De Crow: Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang

Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang < Son: Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB

Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB

Yunxiao was speechless in front of the screen.

The world black whistle loves you, darling: Idiot crow, see you kill once!

god De crow: Tang guodu SB Tang guodu SB Tang guodu SB Tang guodu SB Tang guodu SB Tang guodu SB Tang guodu SB Tang guodu SB

SB Tang guodu SB Tang guodu SB

black whistle and swan: emperor, don't you care if they brush the screen?

Shi Longteng Junxiu: Yo, someone has spoken to the emperor again. Do you think Black Rider will ignore him?

Big mandarin jacket: Yan won the battle for the holy city again (helpless)

I can see that the emperor is terrible

The world is quiet.

The Road to the Clouds is an online game that Yunxiao started playing as soon as the summer vacation. She is a leveling freak, but this game has a simple task and a quick upgrade, which just suits her appetite, so she fell on this little flower after spending all her time in Qian Fan.

It's not a flower. After all, people are famous online games, aren't they?

it's just ... it's famous in a strange way.

It is known as the most expensive online game in China.

upgrade? You can buy it in RMB. Equipment materials? You can buy it in RMB. Massive experience task? The poor in the game can't afford to play

a game that doesn't sound very loving, but it's actually very cool to play.

There are ten countries in The Road to the Clouds, namely, Wu, Zhao, Zhou, Chu, Yan, Tang, Han, Wei, Qi and Song. Each country has a king, and the king can be promoted to the throne of the emperor after fighting to occupy the holy city.

gimmicks are all over the place.

the current emperor, Hei Qi Jue Hong Chen, is the king of Yan State. He has the highest rank, powerful equipment and terrible strength. Since this server made a name for himself, he has been re-elected as emperor for three times, and he is the first legend in this service.

and this time, it is the fourth time.

luolin

it is obviously a magical game in the west, but why am I an oriental race? ! Or the only share that shouldn't exist? !

Slaughter all the cold and handsome guys in the city for a little thing, and walk around and claim to be my fiance's "beauty" for nothing ... OK

, I put up with all this, but why do even those nominal relatives want to get involved? !

ok! When it comes, it's safe ... It's strange to be safe! I just want to sleep in the game, and I just want to eat and die! Don't come to me for those who are fighting in secret.

I am really a good neutral!

The most popular female hooligan of the year

I'm a hooligan, and my most commonly used skill is hiding and taking off completely. My brother is an unscrupulous man, and the most commonly used skill is abdomen black+poisonous tongue. My old

grandfather is a great god, and his most commonly used skill is cold joke+man show. I also have a guild with the largest number of convulsions, and brushing frequency is their favorite.

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