Lines in Xiao Shenyang's prose collection

I'm so talented. I was a tailor in my last life.

They say I am poor-looking, but my mother seldom sees me. My mother said she took me to the park when I was a child. Many old people came around and asked my mother, "Sister, where did you buy this monkey?" Now I have grown up.

4 Close your eyes and open them again. One day has passed, then close your eyes and close them again, and your life has passed.

My Chinese name is Xiao Shenyang and my English name is Yang Xiaoshen ~ ~ ~ ~ ~!

Mm-hmm ~ ~ worn off. Oh, my God, I told you there is no crotch nia in the tunnel.

I am a man of status. What is a man of status? People with ID cards are people with identity!

What you can do never bothers others.

9 let you fart in a colorful moonlight!

10, I wandered on the floor, and I didn't look back.

1 1 Send a friend a different song by Chen Shui-bian, a famous singer in Taiwan Province Province.

The theme song of the famous American rock TV series "Water Margin" and the title song "Dao Lang's Lover" of "Escort Agency" are dedicated to you.

12 Although I look abnormal, I am actually old and talented.

13- Oh, brother, are you the boy who sings the duet? Is your name Xiao Shenyang?

-How?

-Oh, my God, look at you. You look like an ocean.

-Little sister, do you like me? Are you in love with me?

Don't get me wrong, I get seasick. I feel sick at the sight of the sea.

14 What girl? She is a man.

15 the most painful thing in life is that people have died and their money has not been spent ~ ~ ~!

16 Teacher Bi took a picture of me ~ ~

17 Yes or No?

Who are you? What about white? Don't! Zhu Jun? ! Wait, let me see.

Old bi! Oh, my God! Are you Mr. Bi?

Oh, my God, why did you come out? Somebody please. Miss Bi Ran is out! Someone ~ don't run away for a while ~

19 Lao Bi: How old are you? ~

Shenyang: Free 28.

20 days, that's great

2 1 Take other people's road and leave others no choice.

You still have to develop slowly when you become famous. Look at this dress I'm wearing. What, you think I'm red with big green? Don't look down on people. I bought all my clothes from a specialty store.

I wandered around the mall and asked a waiter casually, how much is this dress? She said, 180 yuan. I said, do you want to sell it for 30 yuan? She said yes, and then asked me to pay. I said, I don't want to buy it. I'm just browsing.

What does the sun look like when it comes out? What am I like?

25 years old is so festive.

I can see that you are very young. Oh, this makeup is too powerful. Who can tell when you look at a 60-year-old man?

Who among sixty people hasn't opened a flower?

Yes, the cactus blooms once every sixty years.

27 pia pia I'm just browsing, I can be naughty! !

I'm home and you're still chasing me! !

Stop filming and come to my class to have a rest!

The sun shines on the earth! Welcome to the theater.

3 1 If you want to ask me who I am, my nickname is Little Gong Li.

Oh, my God, I really want my little bag. 320.。 . . After discount 15

I will accompany you to death ~

Audience friends ~ ~ they all say I look like a pervert ~!

I'm telling you, I'm nothing like ~! ! ! ! ! . . . . . . I am. . .

Bullshit, you colorful moonlight rope!

At the age of 25, I will walk on the floor and never look back.

Come to my class without clapping all the time. When your wrist hurts, so does my heart.

You are blind! ! ! This is a cotton condom! ! ! !

Gee, I said you don't run when others run, right ... You despise me! I said, why don't you webbed ~ ~ I'm coming ...

Come on, brother 29? I, Tang Xiao, Enna ~ have arrived in the girl country ~ I am old and cruel ~ I am slapping my mouth ~ I want to watch duets happily, watch football if I feel uncomfortable, and die in China to watch football if I feel uncomfortable.

30 people can't judge a book by its cover, and the sea water can't stand the toss.

3 1 Only Iraq. You said this country is turning yellow.

You are so ugly, and you come out for a walk. You just ran into a tree when you stayed at home.

Thank you for your silence ~

Although I am not a celebrity friend, I have never been to countries like Malaysia, Thailand, Vietnam, Singapore and Russia.

Although I look abnormal, I am actually old and talented.

This feeling makes people breathless. . . Ah, horses. . . You will feel short of breath in the morning.

Hello, auntie and husband ~

38 (imitating Adu) Did you hear that? Uh ~ I haven't sung yet ~

Don't be afraid, sister. I'm a person, not a ghost ~

40 smelly shameless ~

4 1 I'll tell you, I'll spread my leisure ~

It's also a contradiction for me whether I'm a man's coat or a woman's coat ~

Grandma, it's great that you really don't go to the coat ~

Grandma, I am not a toy.

9: 00 p.m. Good morning, everyone!

I made a big drop of light.

Four or five old men chased me and I ran into a grave. They saw me lying motionless on a grave and asked me what was going on. I said, I went home, and they turned and ran away.

They carved my name wrong, so I came out to change it.

Take someone else's road and leave others no choice.

I'm home and you're still chasing me! !

5 1 hey, sister, why do you think this is? Why? !

I've had enough fun with you in this life, and I must find a prince riding a white horse in my next life.

It is not necessarily a prince who rides a white horse. Tang Priest sometimes rides a white horse.

-Tang Priest is better than you! !

Yes, you can't eat meat if you can.

I'm so talented. I was a tailor in my last life.

54 people are clothes, horses and saddles, and they are not hungry for a meal!

Everyone says I'm ugly, but my mother is very rare about me. My mother said that when I was a child, she took me to the park to play. Many old people gathered around and asked my mother,' Sister, where did you buy this monkey? Now I have grown up.

Look at this dress I'm wearing. What, you don't think I look good in red and green? Don't look down on people. I bought all my clothes from a specialty store. Shroud shop!

My little sister was very happy when she saw me. Oh, big brother, you really look like the sea. Unfortunately, big brother, I get seasick. It makes me sick to see the sea!

I wandered around the mall and asked a waiter casually, how much is this dress? She said, 180 yuan. I said, do you want to sell it for 30 yuan? She said yes, and then asked me to pay. I said, I won't buy it, so I'll just stroll around and say nothing.

59. What am I like when the sun comes out?

60- I think you are so young. This makeup is too strong. Who can tell when you look at a 60-year-old man?

Who among sixty people hasn't opened a flower?

Yes, the cactus blooms once every sixty years.

6 1 Just friends ~ Nothing … I just love shopping. Well, I just strolled … hey, I didn't look back … I just strolled … and then I danced ~ ~ How naughty ~ ~.

Life is like this: "One day passes with one eye closed, and the rest of my life passes with the other eye."

Stop filming, come to my class to have a rest!

I'll see who didn't applaud. I'll lie in front of your window at night ~ ~

My Chinese name is Xiao Shenyang, and my English name is Mix Shenyang!

Sister, you can catch me ~ ~

You're blind! These are underwear!

Mm-hmm ~ ~ 68 is too wide. God, I told you there are no crotch in the tunnel.

I am a man of status. What is a man of status? People with ID cards are people with identity!

The sun shines on the earth! Welcome to the theater.

7 1 If you want to ask me who I am, my nickname is Little Gong Li.

Oh, my God, I really want my little bag. The original price is 320. . . After discount 15

73- Take other people's road, leaving others with no way out!

-You just follow our women's path, leaving women with nowhere to go!

-I walk to death her!

Audience friends ~ ~ they all say I look like a pervert ~!

I'm telling you, I'm nothing like ~! ! ! ! !

. . . . . . I am. . .

75 bullshit, you colorful moonlight rope!

Come to my class without clapping all the time. When your wrist hurts, so does my heart.

You are blind! ! ! This is a cotton condom! ! ! !

Oh, I said you don't run when others run, right ... You despise me! I said, why don't you webbed ~ ~ I'm coming ...

Come to Brother 79? I'm Tang Xiao, um ~ I'm in the country of my daughter ~ I'm c~ old and cruel ~ slap my mouth ~

I want to watch Errenzhuan happily, watch football unpleasantly, and watch China football unpleasantly when I die.

Judge a book by its cover.

Give friends something different. The theme song "For You" of the theme song "Dao Lang's Lover" of the famous American rock TV series "Water Margin" sung by the famous singer Chen Shui-bian of Taiwan Province Province.

My friends, at first sight, they all said, I'm good at it. Actually, I'm not good at it at all If you don't believe me, I might as well take a look.

I'm either a celebrity or a celebrity.

I practiced this somersault for seven or eight years ~

86 "Royal Brothers"

"Bajie"

"Who are you cursing? Who is Bajie? "

"Then you didn't tell me who you played!"

"I play the king of the daughter country, please call me queen."

"the queen."

"Who scold? Call me Queen or Her Majesty. "

"Royal Brothers"

"Her Majesty the Queen"

"Where are you from?"

Iraq "

"Iraq? Is it too tm far? "

"Far away. Yes. "

Only Iraq. You said this country is turning yellow.

88- I want the real classics-you fucking me, this is not parallel!

89- no, no,no. Your mother's ass has white hair!

90- You are so ugly, you go out for a walk, stay at home and get patronized, and you hit a tree.

9 1 Thank you for your silence ~

I am not a celebrity friend, but like our neighboring countries, such as Malaysia, Thailand, Vietnam and Singapore,

And Russia, I have never been there ~

Although I look abnormal, I am actually old and talented.

This feeling makes people breathless. . . Ah, horses. . . You will feel short of breath in the morning.

Hello, auntie.

96) Did you hear that? Uh ~ I haven't sung yet ~

If you want to get rid of poverty and get rich, learn to sing duet.

Come to my class without clapping all the time. When your wrist hurts, so does my heart.

My friends, they all say I'm good at this. Actually, I'm not good at it at all If you don't believe me, I might as well take a closer look.