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Football jingle

1. Football jingle

More than twenty people competed for it, demonstrating the charm of football.

The players are performing for the audience, and the audience is giving the players strength.

The fans cheered for the game, and the players competed for speed and physical strength.

They were all sweating, and each of us was full of energy.

2. Football jingle

The number one weirdo in Chinese football is blindly assigned by the head of the Football Association.

It’s better to go home and practice women’s volleyball than bring out a bunch of raging soldiers!

The second weirdest thing in Chinese football, the coach takes the lead in playing rogue.

Anyway, I have an iron rice bowl. If you say you want to step down, you will step down?

The third weirdest player in Chinese football, he is so handsome in the fourth and fifth teams.

A foolish man rushed forward, but the ball was gone.

The fourth strange thing about Chinese football is that the forwards don’t kick in the goal.

There are not as many goals as defenders. To score a goal, you have to bring down the fever.

The fifth weirdest player in Chinese football, the midfielder looks like an old lady.

As soon as he passed the center circle, he swung his legs and made a swishing sound to the stands.

The sixth weirdest player in Chinese football, the defenders are so generous.

Specially give big gifts to enemies. If one is not enough, we will come again.

The seventh weirdo in Chinese football, the TV commentary is really awesome.

The mouth is full of shit, and the big mouth can talk about the ball.

The eighth weirdo in Chinese football, he is really good at geometry.

The midfield was huddled and the defenders stood in rows.

The ninth weirdo in Chinese football, never forgets to keep a tie and win.

As long as there is a fig leaf, we can always explain it easily.

The tenth weirdo in Chinese football, you don’t feel comfortable with me being bad.

It doesn’t matter whether they qualify or not, as long as Japan is a loser.

Chinese football has eleven monsters, and gangsters can also play in the league.

I bought a house and picked up girls, and raised a bunch of Adou!

Chinese football is full of twelve monsters, and the lead situation is really unbearable.

Shrink into a small ball and wait for others to slowly kill you.

The Thirteen Monsters of Chinese football, scoring goals every time and being eliminated.

How many teams are there in the World Cup? After all, it’s number one!

With the fourteen strange players in Chinese football, the magic becomes really exciting.

Four little swans came in and made roast duck for takeout.

The fifteen weirdos of Chinese football are really heroic think tanks.

One coach and one soldier, why not get one yourself!

There are 16 weirdos in Chinese football, don’t guess what the coach is thinking.

You just don’t understand it when you lose. I’m sorry, please bear with me.

The seventeen weirdos of Chinese football always seem to be in debt to the enemy.

Going to the toilet and throwing four goals is like paying back a loan shark.

The eighteen weirdos of Chinese football, the more they lose, the more adorable they become.

Holding a big duck egg and giving it to the new generation of the Football Association!

Extended information:

There is a language phenomenon that is very popular in China. Whether they are leading cadres or ordinary people, many people can say a few words casually.

For example, to show their own or others' heroic spirit at the dining table, drunkards use reasonable words: deep feelings, one mouthful is boring; shallow feelings, one lick; thick feelings, drink enough; strong feelings, one drink bleeds. For example, describing the corruption of individual leading cadres, it was widely circulated in the society: they can drink a pound or two of liquor without getting drunk, know how to take three or four steps on the dance floor, play mahjong without sleeping for five and six nights, and receive gifts worth tens of thousands without refund.

This kind of language phenomenon is generally called "jingle" by ordinary people. Rhymes originate from daily life and are most commonly used by vendors. The quality of items sold has a great relationship with the quality of the jingle. Rhymes used properly can even achieve the goal of clearing sales.