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Who is this person who makes others cry, or makes others feel that they are low, but they feel high?
one
To tell a story, you have to start with meeting.
In fact, however, it disappoints most people. My meeting with Kim Jae Jung was not romantic at all, nor was it as often described in novels in TV series. It was love at first sight and then we vowed to die together.
This may be related to gender, or it may be related to the cold and smelly face he gave me at that time.
Until very late, when I mentioned that we met for the first time, he would disdain pie pie:
"At that time, when you performed for rapper, it was really dazzling. All interns. Why is the difference so big and annoying? "
"……"
Well, in fact, this boy's jealousy is a bit heavy, but it was later reflected in other aspects.
Ten days after he knew he was older than me, he didn't know where he got such great arrogance and self-confidence, and began to tease me, forcing me to call him "brother" or playing tricks on me with his naive brain.
What an innocent and honest boy I was at that time … so I was spoiled again and again.
At that time, I thought this guy must hate me very much, and I must make him look good when I debut in the future!
It was the first time that I had the idea of giving a trainee a good look when I became famous, and I worked hard for it.
Then, I really debuted, and he debuted, but we were in the same group.
So, I can't let him look good. In fact, he is good enough. ...
In fact, in this group, although I have known Junxiu and Junxiu for a long time, at first, it was obvious that I had a good relationship with Junxiu and often went to his house to play.
Because of the lukewarm relationship with Zaizhong, he suddenly appeared in front of me on the radio in 2004. I was really surprised.
At that time, I thought it was a new way for him to play me.
If, I mean, if ... I noticed his expression or eyes when I watched the video later, then maybe we wouldn't take so many detours.
Kim Jae Jung used to hide himself. I think he is heartless. I think he is selfish. I think he is very stingy. I thought he was beyond gold and jade. I thought he always hated me. ...
In front of the camera, everyone will say official beautiful words. In private, the relationship is not necessarily what it looks like. This is the hidden rule of combination and cannot be forced.
All this self-righteousness until he first cried in front of me.
Kim Jae Jung never cries. He only makes others cry, but never cries in front of others.
That day, he broke the cup my father gave me to celebrate my debut. Because it was given by my father, my father always disagreed with me, which was of great significance, but he broke it. According to his past evil form, I immediately concluded that he was intentional, so he was really angry, grabbed his cup and fell to the ground, instantly shattered.
"I knew you had a problem with me! Just say it! ! Why did you break my things? I don't know you yet! Not because I am the oldest, but because I am not the captain! ! "At that time, when I was young and easily excited, I yelled at him without hesitation.
He froze.
"That ... brother ... he didn't mean to be in Zhongge ..." Chang-beside whispered, "I saw it. Zhongge just turned around carelessly ..."
"yes." He interrupted Chang, "I just did it on purpose, I just hate you! Anyway, now that you have broken my cup, no one owes anyone. " He said that and turned to leave.
"To tell you the truth, I knew ...! "I couldn't resist his words. I stretched out my hand and pulled him back, trying to make it clear completely, but I accidentally saw his fierce but gradually reddened eyes and tears falling down.
Then, from then on, I finally knew that Kim Jae Jung was used to hiding himself. In fact, he is very kind and tolerant, and he is as good as he seems. He actually likes me. ...
Later, I lost to him. No, he lost my cup.
And this cup is still carefully placed on the table by me.
two
In fact, I always knew that this boy was not simple. I know that he actually smokes and drinks, and I know that he goes out with girls much older than himself.
Although, I forced the former to retreat, and the latter broke up by myself.
And he is now in a negative growth trend both mentally and physically, but this cannot hide the fact that Kim Jae Jung was impure from a long time ago.
It's just that I really didn't expect it to come to this.
"Kim Jae Jung! ! ! "
"Uh-?" He was startled by my angry roar.
"What is this! ? "I trembled and pointed to a picture before my debut. He is in front of the camera with a student named Enzai.
"Don't you know? Brother teaches you, this is called borrowing a seat ~ it looks like kissing, of course not. "
"Nonsense! I don't know yet! "
"Then what are you yelling at?" He owed a bland smile. "Are you jealous?"
"You adulterer, you've been hitting on people everywhere ever since!" I was angry. Of course, I was successfully hooked up by him at this time. (Please refer to Kim Jae Jung Notebook = |||| for the specific process).
"Yes, I am an adulterer. Then what are you ~ "
I got stuck in my throat and flushed, but I couldn't say a word.
Son of a bitch, don't be arrogant. Watch what I do to you at night.
three
If Kim Jae Jung is a vinegar bucket, I'm actually very sour.
Just like his knowledge of 2U Lake, Quan Huibin and Pei Xiuji. It's nothing at all, but once he sees it, he will still be at odds with me.
Me too.
One day, Han Geng just stopped. Occasionally, I even get jealous of Hyun Bin se7enKangta. I know nothing can be done, but I will still be unhappy and afraid to show it.
"You are sick! They are all men! Dude. Are you kidding? ! "He was really angry.
"I'm a man, too." I am justified.
"You ... that was an accident!"
"Why am I an accident?" I don't agree. Accidents can happen at any time.
"You ... who knew I would meet you at the beginning, and now I want you to eat ... I think, Kim Jae Jung I is famous and charming, and he loves flowers. How could he be planted in your hands?" He complained and ignored me.
Hearing this, I tried to show disdain, but finally I turned around and snickered.
I'm still young and handsome. Say cool, cool and handsome. I've been planted in the hands of Kim Jae Jung. ...
All right, we're even.
four
Think about it, what a manly, dignified and enterprising captain I am. It would be better if I put aside my fear of ghosts.
Because of an inexplicable ghost experience, I still have a shadow over ghosts and gods. It's more decent to say so, but in other words, I'm scared to death ... = = ||||||
And Kim Jae Jung naturally won't miss this opportunity to completely hit me.
So, although we participated in activities abroad in those years, he completely ignored that it was a rare opportunity for only two people to enjoy romance at night, but he didn't know where to find a ghost CD and play it with the stereo on at night.
In fact, he is not afraid, but he wants to see me make a fool of myself more than he is afraid.
So, two people huddled under the covers.
I covered my head and ears, and he laughed at me, startled from time to time.
Suddenly, with an evil smile, he jerked my head up from the quilt and aimed it at the TV, so I saw the scene where Zhenzi wanted to climb out before screaming. ...
"pa!"
The power went out. It was so dark that even the lights in the corridor went out.
By this time, it's past two o'clock in the middle of the night, so it's reasonable to say that no one should be active. But footsteps suddenly came from the empty corridor, echoing outside the door, getting closer ... and then stopped outside our room. ...
I'm stiff all over, and I must be pale if I can see it.
"No, don't be afraid ... it's just the power failure ... I'm afraid of you." I think he meant to laugh at me, but he would be more successful if he didn't stutter.
"You, you are afraid, your voice is trembling ..." I am not to be outdone.
"You, you, you are not afraid, but you have to open the door."
"Why, why not go ..."
"Just say you are afraid! Look at the way you just scared. " He continued to scare me. "Maybe true son really climbed out of the TV now, then climbed under our bed and looked up from the edge of the bed bit by bit ..."
"Don't don't stop it! Solve the one at the door first! " I really hate that I didn't show my majesty and courage at this time.
"You go! Say a few words to scare you, what's there to be afraid of? Usually I watch you jump around on TV, and I think you are shaking, as if you are going to come out of TV. "
"What did you say! ? "Yes, but who can't! He is the only one in the world who dares to say that I dance and shake!
Just when I was so angry that I forgot to be afraid, I suddenly heard footsteps at the door, farther and farther away and gradually disappeared at the end of the corridor.
The electricity is coming.
The next day, Zhang zhen came along:
"When the power went out yesterday, what were you arguing with Brother Zaizhong?"
"Huh?"
"Because the power went out and the broker was on our side, I was afraid that you would come to you casually ... As a result, I heard that you were arguing about the pros and cons, and then I left when I saw that you were all right. I said, brother, don't care too much about your work. "
"................................................................................................., why didn't you say a word or just open the door and go in? "
"I'm sorry to bother you, but who knows where you discussed in bed ..." He blushed.
Although we are really sleeping, I really hope you can go in and excuse me, really ... t _ t
five
Think about it carefully, it seems that apart from H, I seldom kiss him, perhaps because of public figures, or because of my awkward and frank personality.
But one day after dinner, he suddenly came up to me, his white cheeks stretched out, his big eyes closed, and he pursed:
"Boyi ~"
I was flattered and gave him a big kiss with a smile.
"How do you feel?" He opened his eyes and asked.
What kind of question is this! Shall I tell him "OK, let's do it again"? Impossible, even if it were true, I wouldn't say that ... it's a matter of my face.
"I don't feel anything." After careful consideration, I said.
"Depend! Boring, kui I also deliberately ate a few mouthfuls of garlic without brushing my teeth and chewing a few ribs without wiping my mouth ... "
" ................................................................................................................................................................................
Therefore, all abnormal events have their inevitability. This time, for example, it is obvious that Kim Jae Jung prefers pranks to kissing.
six
Although he is not frank, he is really a gentle man in the kitchen. His gentleness is mostly reflected in the details, such as occasionally dusting my clothes, putting on my coat when it is cold, or complaining when I don't eat.
He is gentle, no doubt.
So, that was the first time I saw him really explode-his eyes were red and he looked like he was going to kill the whole world.
Of course, even if I mention it now, the poisoning will still hurt in my heart and make me feel uneasy. Perhaps, that is my forever shadow.
I can't forget the betrayed trust, the frightened scene around me, and the only color in the world that he was furious but still ecstasy.
Afterwards, I lay in a hospital bed. He sat beside my hand, trembling slightly. His big head is leaning against the bed, and I can see his big red and wet eyes.
It was a long time before he told me that he finally found out that Kim Jae Jung had long fallen in love with Jung Yunho.
I said, in fact, Jung Yunho, who was lying in his hospital bed at that time, didn't resent anyone, just because Kim Jae Jung loved him very much.
seven
Every time I face a sick person, I often hope to live like him, so that I can take care of myself like Kim Jae Jung. I feel sorry for his leg, eat well every day, don't be picky about food and get sick, and keep Kim Jae Jung fat and healthy.
Of course, I can only think of this, and I can't say anything if I am ashamed.
But later, when I stole this sentence from Love Letter and Hero among Women, I naturally said something hard to say (is it really because I didn't join the feelings? I don't know anything, but naturally I am jealous of this disgusting remark and very unhappy.
Later, he had a fever, flushed and weak. I finally don't live, say:
"I wish I were you …" He interrupted me before I could say the last sentence.
"I don't want it. When I am that stupid woman! I often have a stomachache and a sore throat, and then I get hurt, and my blood and bones are gone. Your skin is rough and rough, and you can't stand it. My body can't live any longer! "
"………………"
Kim Jae Jung, I finally found out that you are just a heartless baiwenhang ... t _ t
eight
Kim Jae Jung's super strong and unsightly muscles have been disappearing since his leg injury. I am happy to see it, and I can't help laughing at the thought of it.
"No, I have to start exercising." One day he suddenly said.
"yes"
"You see, when I go to shows and concerts, fans always let me show my triceps. I have to practice it back. "
"Actually ... you look better now." I am extremely anxious.
He gave me a strange look and said:
"I know what you are thinking."
"I think ..."
"Now that you have the greatest strength, I can't beat you."
"How can I hit you?" Hit you where ... really.
"It's not the point to hit me, but if I can't beat you, it will delay my plan."
" ................................................................................................................................................................................
But fortunately, until now, he has no time to exercise because of the busy notice, and gradually he will not mention it.
A false alarm.
nine
It's rare to be free. I play PS3, and he makes trouble.
"You surf the Internet, I play my game, and don't bother me."
"You love your Kim Jae Jung, I love my Jung Yunho, and each loves his own non-interference."
So, he continued to make trouble.
ten
Sometimes, I will become a literary youth, which often makes me feel helpless and helpless.
One day, I felt sad again.
-"You say, why on earth should we live in this world?"
Chang □: Food, friendship.
Junxiu: Football, singing and games.
One day: because I am handsome, chic and love life.
In the middle: well ... because of family, singers, friends and ...
I frowned and stared at him discontentedly. He gave me a look, sighed helplessly and continued:
"And for Jung Yunho you ..."
I immediately beamed.
eleven
Valentine's day.
"You sent me flowers." He said.
"Do you want me to go out and give it to you now? Come on, you don't like those flashy things ... "
"Then I want you to cook for me now."
"Well, I'll do it if you dare."
"... then I want you to wash my feet, haha ~"
"I can even help you take a bath."
"... well, forget it ..."
As a result, he thought for a long time and couldn't figure out what he wanted. A long time, he said:
"I still want to spend it ..."
"Well, what flowers do you want? I'll book it now. "
"I want chrysanthemums …" he added, "yours."
"…………"
I'm determined not to talk to this impure person again.
twelve
White festival
"You will send me candy today." I said.
"Why?"
"Today is a white day!" I take it for granted.
"That's a girl's rule. It doesn't matter to me. Leave me alone! " He was angry.
So, my boss pouted unhappily and kept calling his name. This is what I am good at and what he can't stand most-coquetry.
"Line line, I'm afraid you ..." He finally mainly, "but I don't have sugar now, what should I do ..."
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter ..." I was just about to say that he could give gifts in other ways, but he interrupted me.
"That I send you the first song, HOT's Candy, Candy. I like it very much ... "Then he began to sing, his voice was soft but elastic, and his voice was very light but kept plucking my heartstrings.
At school, I am really, really lucky to be with you.
thirteen
"I wish I were your childhood friend, and we are all young and happy." He suddenly sighed.
"Why?"
"In this way, I will definitely make you have no mind to think about others."
I am in a good mood.
"So your first love was with me, and my first love was with you. How nice ..." He sighed with emotion.
"Is it not good now?" I said.
"Not good."
"ah"
"Since you are tall and strong, you must not have grown up like this when you were a child. At that time, I can take the lead, so it won't be as flat as it is now. "
"I'm saying ... you can't completely break the delusion and don't mention it again ................"
His sharp eyes swept away and I shut up.
fourteen
"Yes, I'm thinking about a question."
"Huh?"
"There is an experiment in which two male mice are put together for a long time, and that kind of behavior will happen between them, that is ... do you agree? Do you understand? "
"Understand. So? " I asked.
"You see, you used to like girls, and I used to like girls. Then after we debuted, we didn't have time to make girlfriends, and we hung out all day. What do you think of the two of us ... "
I narrowed my eyes, and he looked at my face, his voice getting smaller and smaller, and finally closed his mouth.
"What do you mean, we are mice, and the reason why we are together is purely suppression?"
"That's not what I mean ..."
"Then what do you mean! ? We put five male mice together, why don't you stay with them and stay with me! Or I'll catch them, too! ? "I flew into a rage and yelled at him. After all, I absolutely can't stand his understanding of our feelings like this, even if it is not allowed at all!
"No, I just ..." He suddenly said not bottom go to, red eyes, "what are you doing so fierce! I'm just asking casually, why are you so serious! "
Seeing that he was wronged and wanted to cry, his rare sophistry and unwillingness immediately softened my heart by half. For a long time, I had to sigh and hold him in my arms.
"I really don't know what's going on in your head every day ..."
"I'm sorry ..." He apologized slightly with tears, which made me sigh helplessly and feel distressed.
Kim Jae Jung is not a mouse, he is a trap. If I am not careful, I will fall in and never get out again.
Jung Yunho is not a mouse, he is a seduced stupid tiger. Even if he falls into a trap, he will never escape.
fifteen
As we all know, he is unparalleled in Kim Jae Jung.
Because we usually have little time, we seldom have the opportunity to go to the movies. He can even see tears when reading comics, and he is more excited after watching movies, and then he will twitch.
On this day, he watched a movie-A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
The four of us sat in the living room. We should watch TV, learn music and eat snacks.
Then he rushed out of the room in the middle of the room.
"To tell you the truth, the earth will be destroyed. I am actually an alien. I can give you a lift to escape. Oh, yes, remember to bring a towel! "
= =|||||||||||
"You don't believe me? Really, you people on earth are like this. You always think you are the smartest. In fact, your wisdom ranks only third on the earth. Do you know what is the ultimate answer to everything in the universe? Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? I don't know, do I? "
We didn't intend to ignore him, only a simple and handsome little scholar student answered:
I don't know. What is it?
"42。 ."
"ah"
"That's 42. This is the ultimate answer to everything in the universe. Do you know why? I have no idea. "
Even Jun Xiaoxiu ignored him this time.
"In short, you come with me! Even sperm whales and morning glory may change. The universe is magical. Come and travel with me! Remember to bring a guidebook and a towel. "
"Brother Zaizhong ... you mean you are actually an alien?" Chang-suddenly asked, his hand continued to fill his mouth with snacks.
"yes ~"
"Then I beg you, please go back to your planet at once ..."
"…………"
So the living room began to stage this scene, please automatically block it.
sixteen
TVXQ!, positioning is an idol group. However, it is actually a combination of eating. Under the leadership of classmate Shen Chang and team leader Jung Yunho, everyone ate all the delicious food in the world.
I can beat him up because he robbed me of my cookies in the East China Sea, or I can let Junxiu watch me eat all the high-end Japanese food regardless of brotherhood.
However, I gave Kim Jae Jung food again and again, whether it was oranges on the radio or ribs in the taste. ...
That day, as a king, I didn't forget to feed the food to pedestrians myself. So I smiled sweetly in the kitchen.
"Yun Hao, if you are hungry and there is only one loaf of bread in your hand, can you give me half?" After coming back, he asked me.
"No."
"what! ? "He was very angry.
"I won't eat at all. I'll give it all to you."
seventeen
"Brother Yu, how can you eat ..." I often like to look at the rapidly decreasing food on the table.
"Who am I?" He was so proud that he naturally understood this sentence as a compliment.
"In Zhongge, you play the piano better and better." One day, I said.
"Who am I?" He is still very proud.
"In Zhongge, I don't see you playing well in the game!" Junxiu is very happy.
"Who am I?"
"Yes, your dancing is getting more and more imposing ..." I sighed while watching the video.
"Who am I?"
"You don't even know who you are, and you ask me!" He rolled his eyes and walked away.
Shibaduan
Time is best at polishing edges and corners, and at the same time, it will kill off the once earth-shattering emotions, leaving a little trace as insignificant as covering with gauze.
I often think
When we are very old, Kim Jae Jung's face has changed. What will it look like? ...
In the warm room, the soft sunshine came in and covered him. He was rocking in a rocking chair ... and at his feet lay Songer VI.
I sat next to him and held his slippery hand.
He looked at me and smiled, that's all.
I watched him smile, that's all.
We love each other, just like then.
Then, the two men gently closed their eyes and went back together.
Sunlight flows and is quiet.
I know he is nothing special, but my feelings are slowly brewing in the cellar of time.
I still remember, bright eyes and white teeth.
I still remember, smiling.
In fact, he is just an ordinary sand, but it happened that at the moment I opened the clam shell, he fell into my heart. ...
You first saw love in that summer,
When you think everything is fine,
No one thought it would end.
You should know
You are not alone
When the weather becomes too cold
I will melt the snow.
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