Thirty humorous sentences about military training poking fun at oneself being tanned

Military training satirizes humorous sentences about being tanned. 1. Military training is a small sun tan, which is not negotiable!

I got a tan and became a local. I'm sad that there is no picture. None of my great white skin has been destroyed! !

It suddenly occurred to me that one night, I dragged her out for a walk, and she gave me a sentence: "I am afraid of being tanned by the moon." Assiba, you are white enough! And you are lazy, holding back and making excuses!

4. My sister came back from the seaside and got a bronzed tan to set off my beauty. I was moved.

5. Once I took my five-year-old son by bus, the sun was poisonous, and other places were occupied, so I found a window seat and sat down. As soon as it was done, my son said, "Mom, shall we change seats?" "Why?" "It doesn't matter if I am tanned. If you get tanned, you have to spend money on beauty. " Too filial, can manage the family. ...

It was really hot yesterday, so I had to run around outside. I must have got a tan this summer, and I'm a little tired. I won't talk about it today, and I plan to go to bed early.

7. The holiday balance is insufficient. 1 1 go out to play, get tanned and get fat. Originally, the skin was not white, but now it is darker. Fortunately, I have a whitening method to make me white. Ha ha ha ha.

8. A boy, a child! His eyes are small, but intense; There is a small mouth under the tall nose; Thick lips and white teeth; His skin is very dark. I wonder whether the white teeth on his skin or the sun tanned his skin. He is thin, as if he were malnourished.

9. I'm not a sentimental person, and I'm never afraid of tanning. I'm just afraid of sunburn, and I feel my neck is sunburned. The sun in Shanxi is really poisonous! Much more poisonous than Shandong! After three days in the sun, I feel my tonsils are inflamed again!

10. The water is gone! ! ! I don't want to be allergic! Don't get tanned! Then solemnly set up a flag and refuse any form of horror film! Especially what Monkey Brother wants to see! ! !

1 1. July is almost over, and senior high school students are officially welcome! ! Don't want to participate in military training! ! ! ! Get some sun! ! ! !

12. This is the basic summer scenery, but it can only be seen through the air-conditioned room. Besides the heat, you will get sunburned and dizzy outside.

13. I can't stand my own voice and my skin is tanned.

14. Military training the day after tomorrow. Will I get a tan?

15. In Happy Valley, the sounds of tourists frolicking wave after wave. I like summer because it is very hot. Although the high temperature in summer scorches the earth, it gives it biological heat. Although the scorching sun tanned our skin, it gave us more health. It is the sunshine that makes the grass look like jade, and the flowers are so dazzling.

Humorous sentence 2 16 in which military training teases about being tanned. Recently, the weather has improved and the sun has come out. I'm afraid of tanning. Give me some face! Anyway, you are so thick-skinned, there are few layers and there is no pressure.

17.' boring white' is' boring white' in turn. Is it difficult for military training to get brown and cool mushrooms?

18. Wherever jellyfish go, they really need some commemoration to live up to their empty legs, tanned faces and sleepless nights. Besides, Danny Chan just likes you, which is really pure.

19. After swimming at the seaside, the whole person was uncomfortable. I got a tan in an instant. My back hurt like a needle the day before, but I can't stand the itching these two days. ...

20. How can you be worthy of your tanned skin and the meat you fell without hard work?

2 1. This summer, the owner plans to tear up the famous brand twice and run wild under the pressure of high temperature and sunburn. Many people came back to complain to me, but told me to play next holiday. We will remember these things clearly when we are old, but next time we play, it will be graduation time.

22. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

23. June is a graduation poem, which is inspiring; June is a cup of golden jade wine, gentle into the spleen; June is my suntanned arm, deeply branded.

24. I met a lot of history. For example, at midnight last night, a roommate actually received a courier call. When was the communication in the middle of the night? I was drunk. The same roommate complained that my mother wouldn't let me get a tan or anything. I didn't want her to go to Thailand before, and I didn't want her to get a tan. What a fashionable mother!

On July 23, 2005, the temperature was 35 degrees and the sun was shining. Ma Shuang took a one-day trip. The biggest gain is that I met a girl who loves taking pictures and her skin was tanned by N degrees.

26. I really like basking in the sun. I feel warm and sweaty! But why tanning and wrinkling?

27. With you, I can be white!

28. When you are sad, you walk a lot to tan yourself, and then you will try your best to make yourself come back for nothing and have no time to think about anything else.

29. My hair was asked where I played and how I got a tan. Then the most fucking angry thing is that he said he was too white and wanted to get a tan?

Laugh at yourself for being tanned in military training.

Self-deprecating humorous sentences about sunburn in military training (I) 1. July is coming to an end, and senior high school students are officially welcome! ! Don't want to participate in military training! ! ! ! Get some sun! ! ! !

2. In the Happy Valley, the sounds of tourists playing wave after wave. I like summer because it is very hot. Although the high temperature in summer scorches the earth, it gives it biological heat. Although the scorching sun tanned our skin, it gave us more health. It is the sunshine that makes the grass look like jade, and the flowers are so dazzling.

3. I have encountered a lot of history. For example, a roommate actually received a courier call at midnight 1 o'clock last night. When was the communication in the middle of the night, I was drunk; The same roommate complained that my mother wouldn't let me get a tan or anything. I didn't want her to go to Thailand before, and I didn't want her to get a tan. What a fashionable mother!

After the military training, I found that my palm was tanned, and I completely became an African gigolo.

The sunshine on the beach is very fierce, and your face looks like Mo Dou.

6. A boy, a child! His eyes are small, but intense; There is a small mouth under the tall nose; Thick lips and white teeth; His skin is very dark. I wonder whether the white teeth on his skin or the sun tanned his skin. He is thin, as if he were malnourished.

7. I thought I wouldn't get tanned if my skin was black. The truth is, I'm still very young.

Only we get up early in the morning and risk being tanned to climb the mountain.

9. Send you a parasol, so that the sunshine in late spring will no longer tan your skin; Send you a gourd ladle of sweet spring, let impetuous mood, slowly return to calm; Send you a breeze, let you stay in a cool summer forever; Send you a wish to make your dream come true!

10. At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

1 1. The latest favorite, Albin No.2 Whitening Osmotic Milk+Healthy Water. Milk before water used to make me uncomfortable at first. I don't know why I feel oily in May. At first, I really gritted my teeth and continued to use it, thinking that I would never buy it again. After a month of running-in and laughter, I finally found that his love would stabilize my skin and prevent acne before menstruation. As for whitening, it is good not to tan in summer.

12. I got a tan before summer. . . Can't save the black. . . I got up early and failed. . . There is no one left. . .

13. I am completely tanned and said that I came back from the Philippines.

14. The weather is not hot, the clouds are deep, another heavy rain is brewing, and my face has been sunburned for a while. I like this. I'm tired of my fair skin that used to shine on grasslands, beaches and lakes, and I always feel as weak as an ox.

15. I saw my tanned skin and slashed Kasen.

Self-deprecating humorous sentences (Chapter II) 16. It suddenly occurred to me that one night, I dragged her out, and she gave me a sentence: "I am afraid of being tanned by the moon." Assiba, you are white enough! And you are lazy, holding back and making excuses!

17. It's too hot today. I felt tanned three times on the way. Actually, there is a typhoon today. I don't feel anything.

18. The weather after beginning of autumn is still very hot. Think about those halter tops and tube tops in the closet that I haven't had time to wear, and look at the skin color that has been sunburned several times. I can only sigh. It seems that we can only wait until next spring. ...

19. A woman who is too lazy to open an umbrella but doesn't get a tan even if she dies.

20. The water is flowing backwards! ! ! I don't want to be allergic! Don't get tanned! Then solemnly set up a flag and refuse any form of horror film! Especially what Monkey Brother wants to see! ! !

21.'boring white' is' boring white' in turn. Is it difficult for military training to get brown and cool mushrooms?

22. My sister and I are blessed by the sun. Even if our skin is tanned, we still learn to smile and smile.

23. When my sister came back from the seaside, she made a special tan to set off my beauty. I was moved.

24. His skin is as rough as orange peel. His skin is black and wrinkled, like a rough piece of leather.

25. I went back to the warehouse today and my skin was tanned. ...

26. You can't get sunshine all year round, so you cherish the sunshine in summer. As long as my face is not tanned, it doesn't matter what my skin color is. You can also wear a hat to cover your face.

27. admit that you got a tan during the summer vacation

28. Line up for a second tan, and then quickly enter Hogwarts Castle.

29. recent status: getting tanned and getting fat Qi Fei, do I need to practice to get stronger?

It is not easy to take a taxi in such a hot day. Fortunately, I met two handsome guys and got off early. They also said that such white skin can't be tanned.

Humorous sentences that laugh at themselves after being tanned in summer.

1. I feel tanned again. . . When I met Qin Qin today, she completely said that my skin was poor. . . Heartbroken, washing face, listening to music, sleeping.

2. Tanning for more than 20,000 steps twice. If you have to say anything, there is only one word: there are too many people, don't go!

3. How can you live up to your tanned skin and your fallen meat without hard work?

The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming out." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

Take a trip to the country and get a tan more than once.

6. Honey, I'm sorry. I don't understand you. It's really hot outside, but you're running around; I can't sleep repeatedly, and it hurts you to get sunburned; Be sure to drink more water and don't be too tired; Home is your support, I think too much; Don't be scarred by those ungrateful words!

7. After taking a shower, I looked at my arms and big white legs that had been sunburned three times, and suddenly I felt sick and distressed for three seconds.

You can't imagine how nagging my wife is! She has no time to talk all day. Last year, she went to the seaside for half a month and came back with a tanned tooth.

9. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, sir! Chief: comrades are all tanned! Soldier: The leader is blacker! The chief patted a soldier's chest and said, how well this muscle is trained! Soldier: Sir, I'm a female soldier.

10. It's not easy to take a taxi on such a hot day. Fortunately, I met two handsome guys and got off early. They also said that such white skin can't be tanned.

1 1. Although I got a little tan, I feel my skin is getting better ... Finally, I can't rot my face+I can't repair my skin ... I like humid places ... I don't care whether I will live in the south for a while in the future. ...

12. It was really hot yesterday. I have to run around outside. I must have been tanned this summer. I'm a little tired. I won't talk about it today. I'm going to bed early.

13. It seems that junior high school students have to go on a diet for a few days to have a party. Kong Zhen, I am so tanned now, and I don't want to see anyone cry.

14. It is said that every girl has a desire not to get tanned, but she has a heart to go out surfing all day.

15. It's too hot today. I felt tanned three times on the way. Actually, there is a typhoon today. I don't feel anything.

16. The sun basks in my parents' hair. Happy National Day.

17. I hate summer because I am tanned, and I like winter because I can hug the person I love when it is cold.

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19. Great. There is no mole on your face.

20. I feel that my IQ has dropped recently, and my brain is not so bright. The whole person is in a hazy state. I feel unable to eat or sleep. Is it sunburn? Suntanned skin is red with little red dot spots, and I feel my skin is sunburned. .....

2 1. What can be tanned by a little sun is not really white, but really black.

22. I wish I had a tan in summer if I didn't want to cover it.

23. Sorry, I really forgot that I got a tan. I don't have a suitable nude color, so I can only keep it for the winter.

24. Think about whether you will get tanned in sunny days and get wet in rainy days, but what about you?

25. Friend, your Chinese is really good.

Humorous sentences that are bronzed and show white teeth after military training

Humorous sentences (1) 1. Young people don't study hard to drive, but old people are sad and tanned.

2. The ultraviolet rays in summer often exceed the normal value, and the skin is extremely vulnerable to severe tests, ranging from sunburn to illness. Therefore, in this season, the protection of sun protection must not be ignored.

I am not a rich kid wearing expensive shoes. I only have suntanned skin and a weathered face. I don't have the power and wealth given to me by my family. I have to fight for it myself. I only know that fate depends on our own efforts. Forgive me for not having strong backing and strength. Forgive me for being just an ordinary person.

4. How can you live up to your tanned skin and your fallen meat without hard work?

You can't get the sun all year round, so you should cherish the sunshine in summer. As long as the face is not tanned and the skin color doesn't matter, just wear a hat to cover your face.

6. The holiday balance is insufficient. 1 1 go out to play, get tanned and get fat. Originally, the skin was not white, but now it is darker. Fortunately, I have a whitening method to make me white. Ha ha ha ha.

7. Armed to the teeth, don't let me get tanned again.

8. I can't stand the pale skin being tanned at all. Try to stay indoors before traveling. Hair needs nursing again. If it is too long, it is very troublesome to take care of it.

9. Line up for a second tan and then quickly enter Hogwarts Castle.

10. You can only see your teeth when you come out at night.

1 1. Only we get up early to climb the mountain at the risk of being tanned.

12.' boring white' is' boring white' in turn. Is it difficult for military training to tan mushrooms and cool them?

13. There is nothing to bask in. Maybe if you get tanned, no one will call you an idiot.

14. Dear stomach, are you going to rebel? Even the tanned skin from driving practice is scared white by you.

15. I feel tanned again. . . When I met Qin Qin today, she completely said that my skin was poor. . . Heartbroken, washing face, listening to music, sleeping.

Humorous sentences (below) 16. Some people sunbathe their husbands, wives, babies, cars, rings, fun and food ... I just want to say silently ... anything, don't sunbathe.

17. After all, I didn't stop my fingers from getting tanned. ...................................................................................................................................................

18. More than half a summer has passed, and my skin is tanned. It is easy to get tanned and it is difficult to recover. Generally speaking, women do a good job of protection, but men don't care too much, whether they are ducks or ducks. African handsome guys are more suitable, and they don't pay much attention to appearance, which may be related to their careers. It is difficult for him to take care of his image when he struggles for his life. The quality and efficiency of work is the key, those who rely on his face value.

19. I'd rather die of heat than get a tan. When does the day of driving practice end?

20. People, don't buy clothes crazily just because you are thin, and you will experience secondary injuries if you get tanned and fat.

2 1. When you are sad, you walk a lot to tan yourself, and then you will try your best to make yourself come back for nothing, and there is no time to think about anything else.

I saw you in the sun that day. You are so uncomfortable. I asked what you were doing. You smiled mysteriously and said, "Keep your voice down. No one will call me an idiot when I get tanned! " "

23. With you, I can be white!

24. I swear every summer that I won't get tanned the next summer, but I get tanned like an African every summer, so angry, but I still try to keep smiling.

25. I am pregnant for 8 months, and I am a little tired at home, so I will stroll around the community. My husband called and asked me what I was doing. I said I was walking outside. What are you doing outside on such a hot day? What should I do if I tan my child?

26. Suntanned in summer is also a kind of happiness! I'm still so white ~ it proves that I've been at work and I haven't gone anywhere. .............

27. I returned to the warehouse today and my skin was tanned. ...

28. More than 20,000 steps of tanning twice. If you have to say anything, there is only one word: there are too many people, don't go!

29. What can be tanned by a little sun is not really white, but really black.

30. In order to play with water, the whole family became pig heads. We two old people bask in the sun, and it's nothing when we get old. We are troubled by our daughter's delicate health.

Humorous sentences about being tanned after military training in junior high school.

Humorous sentences 1 1. It is difficult for young people not to learn to drive, but it is sad for old people to get tanned.

You are like a cup of black coffee, deep and intriguing.

Admit that you got a tan in the summer vacation

I'm afraid I'll take out my ID card and be accused of forging it.

My sister and I are blessed by the sun. Even if our skin is tanned, we still learn to smile and smile.

6. Don't worry about sunbathing. Maybe if you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot

7. The water is flowing backwards! ! ! I don't want to be allergic! Don't get tanned! Then solemnly set up a flag and refuse any form of horror film! Especially what Monkey Brother wants to see! ! !

8. Walking with foreigners, they asked me in English which country I came from in Africa.

9. I've been working outdoors recently and I've got a tan. I went to the supermarket to buy some whitening skin care products, and the salesman even praised me: "Your Chinese is really good."

10. Armed to the teeth, don't let me get tanned again.

1 1. The carefully protected skin is still tanned. I can't afford to hurt myself after playing in the water park.

12. After taking a shower, I looked at my arms and big white legs that had been sunburned three times, and suddenly felt sick and distressed for three seconds.

13. I feel like I'm getting tanned by the big sun. Riding a bike to climb a mountain is really tiring. It's time to buy a small electric car.

14. Ask if LA is hot, wear long sleeves ... It's very hot. The baby is just afraid of tanning.

15. Military training the day after tomorrow. Will I get a tan?

Humorous sentence 16 about being tanned after military training in junior middle school. Please don't sun me, please sun my parents' hair.

17. I feel that my IQ has dropped recently, and my brain is not so bright. I feel unable to eat or sleep. Is it a sun? Suntanned skin is red with little red dot spots, and I feel my skin is sunburned. .....

18. Only we get up early in the morning and risk being tanned to climb the mountain.

19. The sun basks in my parents' hair. Happy National Day.

20. At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

2 1. Without sunscreen, it will really tan, really tan, really dark, really dark.

22. I get a tan to protect you secretly.

I hope I won't work overtime again, but how is that possible? However, working in the hot sun every day, I don't seem to get a tan at all ... I become whiter for no reason. ...

It was really hot yesterday, so I had to run around outside. I must have tanned this summer, and I'm a little tired. I won't talk about it today. I plan to go to bed early.

25. Line up for a second tan, and then quickly enter Hogwarts Castle.

26. Honey, I'm sorry. I don't understand you. It's really hot outside, but you're running around; I can't sleep repeatedly, and it hurts you to get sunburned; Be sure to drink more water and don't be too tired; Home is your support, I think too much; Don't be scarred by those ungrateful words!

27. When you are sad, you walk a lot to tan yourself, and then you will try your best to make yourself come back for nothing and have no time to think about anything else.

28. Whether it is cold or hot, or it is stormy; Whether the summer sun tanned the skin or the winter cold wind cracked the lips; The traffic police stick to their posts, and you are a beautiful landscape of the city. I praise you!

29. I was completely tanned and said I came back from the Philippines.

I didn't lose weight in May, I was sad in June, I got a tan in July, I stayed indoors in August, I was fat in September, I was tired at 5438+00 in June, I was unaccompanied at 5438+0 10 in June, I didn't have measurements at February 12, I was fatter at 5438+00 in June, and I don't know who it was in March! Yes, that's you!

A collection of humorous sentences about sunburn during military training in September (30 articles).

I will go to school tomorrow. I'm going to military training to bask in my brother's birthday. I'm very sad.

2. The hair was asked where to play and how to get tanned. Then the most fucking angry thing is that he said he was too white and wanted to get a tan?

Sorry, I really forgot that I got a tan. I don't have a suitable nude color, so I can only keep it for the winter.

Don't feel like an idiot just because you're tanned.

I am completely tanned and said that I came back from the Philippines.

6. It's too hot today. I felt tanned three times on the way. Actually, there is a typhoon today. I don't feel anything.

7. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, sir! Chief: comrades are all tanned! Soldier: The leader is blacker! The chief patted a soldier's chest and said, how well this muscle is trained! Soldier: Sir, I'm a female soldier.

8. When you are sad, you walk a lot to tan yourself, and then you will try your best to make yourself come back for nothing and have no time to think about anything else.

9. A woman who was too lazy to open an umbrella but didn't want to die was tanned and tangled.

10. The sun is so big that it doesn't reach your brain.

1 1. The night gave me black skin, but I used it as a scarf.

12. Young people don't study hard to drive, but old people are tanned by sadness.

13. I didn't play enough at night. I didn't receive the shoes until I came back. The most important thing is that I'm not tanned! I feel like I'm playing for nothing

14. I finally got sunburned on the first day of August, and it was eight degrees black visually.

15. I swear every summer not to get tanned the next summer, but every summer I get tanned like an African, so angry, but I still try to keep smiling.

/kloc-humorous sentence of sunburn during military training in September of 0/6 (Chapter II). If you get a tan, you can't stop being an idiot.

17. The carefully protected skin is still tanned. I can't play in the water park.

18. After all, I didn't stop my fingers from getting tanned. ...................................................................................................................................................

19. Step on the bright sunshine and be a bronzed woman!

20. I really like sunbathing. I feel warm and sweaty! But why tanning and wrinkling?

2 1. You bend over, and the brightness of my mobile phone screen will automatically decrease.

22. My sister and I are blessed by the sun. Even if our skin is tanned, we still learn to smile and smile.

23. It seems that junior high school students have to go on a diet for a few days to have a party. Kong Zhen, I can see people in the sun now

Please don't take them away. Please tan my parents' white hair.

25. At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

26. I thought I wouldn't get tanned if my skin was black. The truth is, I'm still very young.

27. Boys are children! His eyes are small, but intense; There is a small mouth under the tall nose; Thick lips and white teeth; His skin is very dark. I wonder whether the white teeth on his skin or the sun tanned his skin. He is thin, as if he were malnourished.

28. In order to play with water, the whole family became pig heads. We two old people bask in the sun, and it's nothing when we get old. We are troubled by our daughter's delicate health.

29. If it clears up here, it's not the heat, but the ultraviolet rays are too strong! Sunburn skin! I don't think I can go back to the dark road.

30. Suntanned in summer is also a kind of happiness! I'm still so white ~ it proves that I've been at work and I haven't gone anywhere. .............

Girls' faces were tanned during military training.

A humorous sentence 1 in which a girl's face was tanned during military training. The latest favorite thing, Albin 2 Whitening Osmotic Milk+Healthy Water. Milk before water used to make me uncomfortable at first. I don't know why I feel oily in May. At first, I really gritted my teeth and continued to use it, thinking that I would never buy it again. After a month of running-in and laughter, I finally found that his love would stabilize my skin and prevent acne before menstruation. As for whitening, it is good not to tan in summer.

2. With you, I can be white!

3. I feel like I'm going to be tanned by the big sun. Riding a bike to climb a mountain is really tiring. It's time to buy a small electric car.

My colleague told me that she thought I was wearing stockings.

You are like a cup of black coffee, deep and intriguing.

6. Military training the day after tomorrow. Will I get a tan?

7. The water is flowing backwards! ! ! I don't want to be allergic! Don't get tanned! Then solemnly set up a flag and refuse any form of horror film! Especially what Monkey Brother wants to see! ! !

8. Recent status: getting tanned and getting fat Qi Fei, do I need to practice to get stronger?

9. Friend, your Chinese is really good.

10. At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

1 1. After the military training, I found that my palm was tanned, and I completely turned into an African gigolo.

12. The sun basks in my parents' hair. Happy National Day.

13. I'm very happy to go out to play, eat and ride a bike during the Dragon Boat Festival these days, and I'm getting fat after tanning.

14. One-day trip to Bijia Mountain, scorching sun, eyebrows washed away by sweat, only the place where the watch is worn is not tanned, and the skin hurts.

15. tan into a local. No pictures. Very sad. My great white skin is not completely destroyed! !

Nothing new can move us in this season without moral integrity. The only thing we have to do is not to tan ourselves, because the sun is too hot.

17. It's often like this: you get fat before winter, and you get tanned before summer.

18. At the thought of being bronzed in summer, Qian Qian's ten million grass-mud horses are floating in my heart, which is simply galloping. Drive! Whew! Breathless! …

19. After all, I didn't stop my fingers from getting tanned. ...................................................................................................................................................

20. I can't stand the pale skin being tanned at all. Try to stay indoors before traveling. Hair needs nursing again. If it is too long, it is very troublesome to take care of it.

2 1. years, please don't take them away. Please tan my parents' white hair.

22. The weather has improved recently and the sun has come out. I'm afraid of tanning. Give me some face! Anyway, you are so thick-skinned, there are few layers and there is no pressure.

23. When I came back from swimming at the seaside, the whole person was uncomfortable. Suntanned in an instant. The day before, my back hurt like a needle. These two days, I can't stand the itch ..........

24. It suddenly occurred to me that one night, I dragged her out for a walk, and she gave me a sentence: "I am afraid of being tanned by the moon." Assiba, you are white enough! And you are lazy, holding back and making excuses!

25. Walking with foreigners, they asked me in English which country I came from in Africa.

26. Suntanned skin turned into steel bars, and frozen hands still clenched fists and practiced martial arts. The speed of the charge is transformed into a tiger going down the mountain, and a suit of iron and blood kung fu inspires an attitude of longing for war. Born here, the soil and water vowed to protect this territory, and those who invaded our mountains and rivers will be punished far away. In the sea, they will be dragons in the air to show their domineering by riding an eagle, and then insert a five-star red flag after destroying the enemy's morale!

27. I'm afraid that if I take out my ID card, people will say it's forged.

28. I want to give you black eyes at night, but my hand slipped and I pressed all the choices.

29. I was completely tanned and said I came back from the Philippines.

Only we get up early in the morning and risk being tanned to climb the mountain.