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If the answer is "you drive such a good car, you still care about money"?
I remember three years ago, your husband and I drove out to play. As soon as the car stopped, a tricycle carrying passengers came straight. We stopped in the parking space and he didn't see it! It depends, the bumper is broken, and the car paint has fallen off a lot! The tricycle owner kept apologizing, and then said that it was not easy for him to earn money. My husband said he would pay 300 yuan! The tricycle owner took out all the money in his pocket. At that time, I felt sorry for him, so I whispered to my husband, forget it, it's not easy for him to make money, because he is still a basket case! My husband didn't speak, so I looked at him by default. The man counted the money and said 170. My husband said it was ok, 170 is 170. Just about to receive the money, the man said, please leave me 50 yuan for dinner. It's noon My husband was surprised to say that my car must have cost more than 300 yuan when it was repaired. I don't think it's easy for you to make money by cycling, just say 300, and now you only have 170, I admit it. Will it be too much for you to charge me another 50 yuan? The man also said that you are not short of this money, and it is not easy for us to earn money hard. My husband was angry at that time, saying that everyone's money was blown away by the strong wind. I bought the car with money, but I didn't steal it. Who is easy? Then, because the sound was a little loud and there were many onlookers, we were still from other places near the scenic spot. Everyone who comes over is speaking for the tricycle owner! My husband called the police directly, but in the end, my husband didn't ask for more, it was still 300 yuan! Regarding how to look at it, some people really regard weakness as their bargaining chip. If I am poor, you rich people have to support me, otherwise it is your fault! Shameless is the perfect word for them.
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