Can you tell me a joke? Pray for the great gods.

Joke! ! Zhang San runs a wonton restaurant and always deducts money from others. A poor coachman tried to make fun of him. "Boss, how much is this wonton?" "A dime!" "Where's the soup?" "Soup doesn't cost money. I didn't say that soup costs money everywhere! " Zhang San is really generous. "Give me a bowl of soup!" After drinking the soup, the coachman wiped his mouth and left. Zhang San is very angry: "next time, I have to give him some color to see see!" " The next day, the coachman came again: "Boss, how much is this wonton?" "A dime!" "Where's the soup?" "Fifteen cents." The coachman said, "A bowl of wonton!" Zhang San secretly rejoiced. The coachman took the bowl, ate wonton with chopsticks, and handed over the remaining bowl of soup: "I returned this bowl of soup, and you returned me five yuan!" " ""ah! " Zhang San opened his eyes wide and could not speak. Once upon a time, there was a man named Shuang. He is dead. On the day of the funeral. His family shouted, "Cool ... so cool. Passers-by are puzzled. Asked, "What do you like?" The family cried:' Great ... awesome! ! My son sleeps with his mother every night. Mom said: when you grow up, you marry a daughter-in-law and sleep with your mother? A: Yes. Mom said, what about your wife? The son said, let her sleep with her father. After hearing this, Dad said excitedly, The child has been sensible since childhood. Three mice tasted wines from the United States, Japan and China. The United States dropped three places, and Japan dropped two places. China Erguotou raised his kitchen knife and shouted, "Where's the damn cat? "On the roadside, a blind beggar was begging in the street wearing sunglasses. A drunk came up and felt sorry for him, so he threw him a hundred dollars. After walking for a while, the drunk turned around and happened to see the blind man with his back to the sun to distinguish the authenticity of a hundred-dollar bill. The drunk came over and took the money back and said, "You don't want to live, how dare you lie to me! ""The blind beggar said with a look of injustice, "Brother, I'm really sorry. I'm looking for a friend. He was blind and went to the toilet. Actually, I'm dumb. ""oh, that's right! " So the drunk threw down the money and staggered away ... 1 The old turtle molested the mussel and was bitten. The old turtle reluctantly dragged the mussel back and forth, and the frog saw it and said admiringly, "Dear, Brother turtle is a big boy, and he carries a briefcase in and out." Bees chase butterflies crazily, but butterflies marry snails. The bee doesn't understand: he is no better than me. Butterfly replied: at least people have their own houses, not as revenge as you live in a dormitory. A five-year-old child went to a five-star hotel. His manager said, "find me a lady." The manager said, "We are a five-star hotel with no ladies." So the child threw out 5000 yuan and said, "Is there a lady?" The manager said, "Yes." The child said, "I want to be sick." The manager said, "Our five-star is not sick." The child threw out 5000 yuan and said, "Find me a sick one." The manager said, "Some of them are sick." The child asked the manager, "I slept with a sick lady." Am I sick, too? " The manager is afraid to speak. The child threw out 5000 and said, "am I sick, too?" The manager said, "that didn't run." I definitely did it. " The child said, "Then I did it with our nanny. Is our nanny also sick? " The manager said, "It didn't run. I definitely did it. " The child said, "Then our nanny had sex with my father. Is my father sick too? " The manager said, "It didn't run. I definitely did it. " The child said, "Then my father and mother did it, so is my mother sick?" The manager said, "It didn't run. I definitely did it. " The child said, "Then my mother fucked our driver. Is the driver sick? " The manager said, "It didn't run. I definitely did it. " The child thought about it, patted the table and said, "Hum! Smelly driver, I let you crush my little frog. " Mouse: I'm in love with bats now, and the children will live in the air from now on, not afraid of your cat. The cat sneered, pointed to the owl in the tree and said, look, she is pregnant with my child! Once upon a time, there was a man named Shuang. He is dead. On the day of the funeral. His family shouted, "Cool ... Cool. Passers-by are puzzled. Asked, "What do you like?" The family cried:' Cool qq!