Happy moments, little jokes, laughing off your teeth.

Happy moments, little jokes, laughter.

Look at the middle of the nose, look at the face with neat bangs, look at the temperament with oblique bangs, and look at the five senses without bangs. You . Suitable for facial mask! ! ! ! Life needs jokes, welcome to enjoy happy moments. Laugh off your big teeth!

Laugh off your big teeth (1) 1, and sign in for the meeting. In front of me is a sister paper. The manager looks at her: People are so beautiful, how can they write like this?

I was relieved to see that her handwriting was as ugly as mine. The manager looked at me and then at the words: well, yes, that's it. It's so ugly!

2. Eat in the staff canteen at noon. When I went to the toilet, I found that the restaurant didn't need detergent to wash dishes, so I washed it directly with water!

Then I found the leader's response, and the leader said: This is for everyone's health, because then you can't eat detergent. ?

3. Have dinner with my boss, during which my boss and I held a chicken wing with chopsticks. The scene is quite embarrassing. . .

The boss is a man who has been through many battles. He said to me: I have always regarded you as the right-hand man in the company, so it is very meaningful to give you this. . .

I immediately said: The boss is very kind. In fact, I always hope that you can fly far and wide thousands of miles away, so I want to give you this wing clip to eat. . .

Boss: Really, thank you for your blessing!

Me: You're welcome. . .

Boss: since you want to give me food, loosen the fucking chopsticks!

The finance minister complained to the leader: we are too short of manpower in finance now. Three women are pregnant and will take maternity leave soon, and one person will leave soon and will not come next month. Really too busy! ?

The director over there listened and replied:? How did you become a minister? How can you get all three of them pregnant?

5. An office director is retiring. He said with great emotion. I have been a director for more than 20 years, served several leaders and trained more than ten amateur skills. ?

I am curious to ask: What skills?

The director smiled and said: drinking, playing cards, playing mahjong, tennis, table tennis, badminton and golf. . . Jane is such an asshole! ?

Me. . .

After the meeting, the manager asked me with concern if I had insomnia because I didn't sleep at the meeting just now.

When the manager showed us PPT, everyone was sleepy. . . Suddenly a very yellow picture popped up, and everyone was shocked!

I saw the manager calmly say, Are you still sleepy? Not sleepy, let's continue!

3、? Your attitude is wrong. I sincerely say,? It's never too late to start as long as you make up your mind. ?

? Don't mess around with these useless things, or get out of here if you are late again. ? The manager said sternly.

4. Working overtime until late at night, exhausted, rushed to the empty stairwell to sing:? There are a group of Smurfs beyond the mountain and the sea! ?

Suddenly, a sad voice came from downstairs. They are bitter and clever, working overtime until dawn! ?

5. Manager: Xiao Li, did you eat tonight?

Xiao Li: No!

Manager: Let me treat you to dinner!

Xiao Li said gratefully, boss, you. . . You are too kind to me! ! !

Manager: Lili (secretary), go and get an overtime lunch for Xiao Li.

Xiao Li. . .

Not long after the company opened, it was hard to sign a customer, but the boss refused to cooperate with him anyway, preferring to pay liquidated damages and saying that the customer's name was unlucky, which affected the company's development. I went to see it and I was really drunk. What's the name of this big brother? Training all day? .

Today, a female colleague came out of the toilet with me. She touched my head with her hand. I'm angry: Touch my head without washing my hands. ?

She said:? You think I'm the same as you, and you want me to hold it in my hand! ?

Two colleagues in the company quarreled. A colleague: You are a piece of shit!

Another colleague retorted, you fart!

Me: born from the same root. . . They are all family. . What are you arguing about?

The manager gave me a stack of posters for me to stick. I asked the manager with a poster: how can I post it if you only give it to me?

The manager looked at me coldly and said, don't you have it in your head?

Damn, this manager is really smart!

5. At noon, I ate in the restaurant with my colleagues, ordered a beef, and I couldn't eat it. I asked the waiter to say: I can't bite.

The waiter said: you can bite the beef, that's all.

My colleague said angrily, who dares to bite me and call me dad?

Waiters may think beef is really hard to bite. Talk to the manager.

Who knows, the waiter later brought a dog. . .

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