Super host of comic dialogue script

A and B (together) Hello everyone! (Bowing)

A: The program will arrive soon. What day is today? Do you know that?/You know what?

B: What?

A: What other day could it be? 1 month 1 day is not New Year's Day. Will it still be a square egg?

Are you talking about round eggs? Aren't all eggs round?

A: Don't talk nonsense, I'm talking about Chinese New Year!

Okay, let's get down to business. I heard that CCTV held a get-together, and the sailor of the host was really not so good!

A: Isn't it? At the beginning of the party, the host came out to announce the curtain call (with a turning point): "The New Year's Eve party is over!" "

B: Huh? No way, it's over before it starts?

A: "that's nothing, there will be worse!" "

B: What's the matter?

A: The next program is the Yellow River Chorus. In order to make up for the previous mistakes, the host specially added a line (full of passion): "The Yellow River is our mother river! It has a long history and has given birth to countless Chinese sons and daughters. Please enjoy the chorus (stretching tone)-"Song of the Yangtze River"! "

B: Look at the excitement. The Yangtze River and the Yellow River can't be distinguished.

A: Another program is the dance when the maple leaves are red. The host came up again (holding his chest with both hands, sweetly): "Please enjoy the dance-when the red leaves are crazy."

This is nowhere to be found! I don't think Hongye is crazy, but I'm going crazy!

A: Next, the host recited the soundtrack prose Huangguoshu Waterfall (lyric, b humming music): "Today, I'm going to visit the world-famous Huangguoshu. At the foot of the mountain, we began to March over mountains and mountains. I was shocked! I saw a rag hanging high on the cliff. . . . . . . "(interrupted by b)

B: A rag! When did the rag that wiped the table run halfway up the mountain?

A: Don't be too busy laughing! There are more interesting things!

B: Huh?

A: The next program is the children's solo "Little Girl Picking Mushrooms", and the host came up again (clearly): "Please enjoy the children's solo-"Little Girl Picking Mushrooms "!"

B: Ha ha! This little mushroom is really amazing!

A: Next, the flute solo "Whipping Horses to Catch Grain Busy" is about the happy scene of farmers harvesting and driving wagons to transport grain after autumn. Has the host announced it? "Please enjoy the only son's flute-Whipping a Horse and Riding a Thief!"

B: Huh? What kind of only child is this? Still carrying hooligans!

A: The last program is Xinjiang folk song "Lift your hijab". The host was confident this time and said unhurriedly (confidently): "Please enjoy the Xinjiang folk song" Lift Your Head "! (There is action) "(B turns to run and is stopped by A) A: The crosstalk is not finished yet. What are you running for?

B: I'll lose my head if I don't leave!

Party A and Party B (bow together): Thank you (step down)