The joke of Zhang Fei and The Story Of Diu Sim's wits and wits

Zhang Fei: "Stop, old thief!"

Yan Yan: "Ring-eyed thief! Dismount and die! "

Police car: "Listen, two thieves ... you are surrounded ... Drop your weapons ..."

Soldier: "Report ... General Guan will take the flag and return victorious!"

Liu Bei: "Brave enough! Uh-huh ... "

Zhang Fei:" That's cool! Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug-Glug A big red-faced man broke into the array and cut off General Hua's head, flying away! "

dong Zhuo: "eh! ! So cruel! ？”

Allied camp

Liu Bei: "Yun Chang's actions are getting faster and faster recently ..."

Zhang Fei: "Well, the wine is still warm ..."

Guan Yu: "Uh-huh ... uh-huh ..."

This is Zhang Fei's!

The Story Of Diu Sim: Breast enhancement, low waist, navel exposure, belly ring, hair dye, manicure, eyebrow tattoo and lip line ... All the men in the Three Kingdoms went to Europe and America overnight! (Imitation object: Britney Spears, imitation index: four and a half stars)