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Flying northwestward txt full set download address
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My friends all say that I am only thirty "Li", I laughed out loud while standing in front of the mirror in my pajamas. My husband poked his head out of the kitchen, and through the echo in the living room I heard him shouting, "Honey, if you don't change your clothes, you'll be late!" Yan Tuo is a college English teacher, a very realistic man, and his occasional jokes make people think that he is not so rigid. He is five years older than me, and apart from being stable, he still has many differences from a thirty-year-old man. Maybe the "generation gap of three years old" I heard before is not unreasonable. He is not very handsome, but he has a very clean temperament. Every time I see his clean shirt collar, I can think of the clean-tempered man I fell in love with when we first met. So since the first day of marriage, I have ironed his shirt every day before going to bed, so that he can maintain the clean feeling that I had when I first met him. On Sunday, he could think of only a few places to go: his mother's house, my mother's house, a bookstore, a concert, a movie theater, an art exhibition, a gymnasium, and the countryside. The reason is all "you like it". We originally agreed to go to the art exhibition, but when I got up in the morning, I suddenly told him to go to the football game, if you like it. He was as happy as a child. I really have no interest in football games. I just think football is a game for barbarians. In fact, the same goes for basketball. There are too many collisions in it. Until I met Yan Tuo...
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