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Two-minute children's stories 1 impolite
Once upon a time, there lived a rabbit and its mother on the hillside. The rabbit is very rude.
One day, Mother Rabbit told Little Rabbit the way to the forest. So the little white rabbit hit the road.
On the way, the little white rabbit saw a meadow full of colorful flowers, like a big flower bed, so the little white rabbit went to play on the meadow.
The next day, the little white rabbit couldn't remember anything, even the way to the forest, so the little white rabbit asked around.
The little white rabbit met Mr zebra. The little white rabbit said, "Hey, grandpa, do you know the way to the forest?" Mr. Zebra said, "You are so ignorant!" Say that finish and left.
Then the little white rabbit met Aunt Yang again: "Hello! Do you know the way to the forest? " Said the little white rabbit. Aunt Yang said, "You are too ignorant." After that, I left.
The little white rabbit couldn't find the way to the forest, so he had to go home in fear.
Two-minute children's story 2 the king who released the birds
Once upon a time, there was a king. He lives in a luxurious palace. There is an inexhaustible supply of gold here. There are many servants here who do everything for him Servants also accompany him to walk in the garden and play games.
When the weather is fine, the king will go fishing by the pond in the palace garden. When it rains, he will eat, drink and have fun in the palace. There is a song and dance party every night, and the table is full of delicious food, which is really endless.
If he wants to see a circus performance, the best circus will perform for him; If he wants to wear beautiful clothes, the best tailor will do it for him; If he wants the garden to be full of roses, gardeners will flock to plant them. Life in the palace is so comfortable!
But the king was unhappy. He can't stand life without any change day by day.
"What new things can life bring me?" He thought, "I am the king, and I have everything!" I am the richest man in the world, but I am not in a good mood at all. I am not happy at all. "
One morning, a bird stopped on the windowsill and sang a touching song. The king listened in surprise. He has never heard such a beautiful and charming song. He caught the bird red-handed and put it in the cage.
However, the bird closed its mouth and stopped singing.
The king asked the jeweler to make a beautiful birdcage with gold and jewels on it.
But birds still don't sing
In order to make the bird happy, the king ordered his servant to find the best bird food and asked the clown to perform a program for the bird.
But the bird still doesn't sing.
The king lost patience and threw the disobedient bird out of the window. The bird is free, and it starts to sing again. The song is still so beautiful.
At this moment, the king thought for a while and suddenly realized what he should do. He packed some necessities, put them in his backpack, and gave everything else to the servant. Then, he left the palace singing.
The king really felt happiness for the first time.
Two Minutes Children's Story 3: Zongzi and Durian
One day, Zongzi and Durian met. Zongzi looked at the round guy with thorns all over his body and asked in a low voice in surprise, "Who are you ...? "
Durian proudly replied: "I am the king of fruit-durian, who are you?"
Zongzi said modestly, "I am Zongzi, the traditional food of the Dragon Boat Festival."
Durian sneered: "Look at your shabby appearance, people certainly don't like you. With your appearance, will people still have an appetite? "
Brown's son blushed and retorted, "You have shortcomings, too. You are covered with thorns and stink. You are also the king of fruit. I think a fruit beggar is similar. "
Durian snorted: "haven't you heard a famous Tibetan saying-durian comes out when the sarong is taken off?" It means that girls would rather sell skirts than eat a durian meal. "
Brown child is not convinced: "We are the traditional food of the Dragon Boat Festival, and many people eat it. Our position is as important as dragon boat, calamus and sachet. Can you do it? "
Durian said: "Although our meat is a little smelly, as long as you eat it in your mouth, you can't wait to eat all the durians in the world."
They couldn't argue, so they signed up for the food contest together and let the judges judge.
On the field, gourmets from all over the world gathered together. First, durian came on stage. After tasting, the judges unanimously said: "The meat is light and tender. Although it smells a little smelly, it is delicious. It is the king of fruit. " They all got 90 points. Next, Zongzi appeared. After eating, the foodies obviously showed a dissatisfied look on their faces: "This thing is hard to cook, and it is hard to swallow when cooked." The judges only got 60 points. Durian is on his high horse again: "It seems that people will never use you for the Dragon Boat Festival, but will use me as the king of fruit."
The Dragon Boat Festival arrived, but the result surprised durian. People eat zongzi and even give it to others. They put it in a delicate bamboo basket and took it to visit relatives and friends. Durian is strange. He asked a wise man, "I am the king of fruit, and I am deeply loved by people, but Zongzi is very unpopular." Why does everyone use him instead of me during the Dragon Boat Festival? " The wise man said earnestly, "It is said that Qu Yuan, a great poet in ancient times, threw himself into the river. People who loved him threw rice into the river in succession, hoping that the fish would not eat the poet's body. This is the origin of zongzi. People eat zongzi on the Dragon Boat Festival to thank poets and not forget their roots. " Durian suddenly realized and bowed her head in shame.
Two minutes children's story 3 smart cocoa
After school, Tian Mi walked home alone.
Suddenly, an unknown aunt came up to Tian Mi and said with a big smile, "Son, your mother is a guest of my family. Go, I'll take you to find her! " "
Coco said, "But I don't know you!"
Aunt listened and said, "But I know you. Your name is Wang Keke, right? I know the names of all your parents. Don't be afraid. I'm not a bad person! "
Coco remembers that the teacher told them never to go with him when they met strangers. Seeing that the strange aunt was still pestering, Coco had a brainwave and shouted to passers-by: "Help! Help! This is a bad guy! "
Passers-by heard this and all gathered around. Seeing this posture, the aunt was ready to escape without saying anything, but was caught by passers-by and sent to the police station.
At home, Coco told his parents what happened today. Mom and Dad said to Coco, "You can improvise when you meet bad people. Our Coco is really smart! "
Cocoa smiled sweetly.
Two Minutes Children's Stories Chapter 4 Crab and Rabbit Race
The crab was particularly unconvinced when he heard the story of the black rabbit running. I thought I was more flexible than a tortoise and had more legs than a rabbit. "Hum! If I can beat any of them to win the championship. "
The crab's words were just heard by a passing rabbit. The rabbit smiled and said, "crab, you are too unconvinced." Why don't we compete? " If you win, I will call you big brother when I see you, and I will be at your disposal all my life. If you lose, hee hee! How about you call me big brother and listen to me all your life? "
Hearing this, the crab proudly said, "Cut! Compare who is afraid of who! " Their noise attracted many small animals to watch, and frogs and birds offered to be referees of the competition.
The crab and the rabbit stand together, ready to run. Their destination is an old pine tree not far ahead.
The frog shouted in a loud voice, "get ready and run!" " "The crab and the rabbit jumped out at once. The bird shouted "Come on!" The rabbit rushed ahead with a smile. ...
Suddenly the frog exclaimed, pointed at the crab and shouted, "Crab, why did you run away?" You have to run forward! " At this time, everyone noticed the crab, which was running proudly in the other direction.
"Brother Crab, run in the wrong direction!" The frog shouted, "Come back and keep running!" " "
But the crab ran so fast that I vaguely heard everyone shouting, thinking it was cheering for it. As he ran, he turned around and thought happily, "Ha, I lost the rabbit long ago. Listen to the sound of cheering for me. The champion is mine, hehe. "
The animals can only watch the crab continue to run sideways in one direction, while the rabbit has already run to the designated place.
The crab just ran and ran to his mouth, foaming at the mouth, but still didn't run to the designated tree. He muttered in surprise, "I always stare at that big tree." It's absolutely true Why can't I run? " It's weird. "
At this time, the bird came and twittered: "The rabbit has run to the finish line, and you lost."
"Impossible," cried the crab. "I have never seen a rabbit catch up with me. How did it get to the finish line? "
The bird said, "You idiot! Running sideways like this will never reach the end. "
The crab remembers that although he had many feet, he walked sideways, and it was the competition that made him forget this. He blushed and plunged into a crack in the stone, refusing to come out easily.
Two Minutes Children's Stories Chapter 5 Little Bear is chubby all day and likes to help others.
Little bear is chubby all day and likes to help others. Little piggy accidentally fell down and sat on the ground crying. Bear helped her up and said, "Don't cry."
Sister pig is still crying, and the chubby bear makes a face to make her laugh.
Brother Dog and Brother Dog quarreled, and both of them were very angry. "don't be angry," said chubby bear. However, Brother Dog and Brother Dog are still angry. The bear told a joke and made them laugh.
The rabbit trembled with fear when he saw a bug on the ground. Little bear and chubby drove the bug away and said, "Don't be afraid." The rabbit was still afraid, and Xiong Xiaopang performed acrobatics to make her laugh.
The chubby bear always brings laughter to his friends wherever he goes. Everyone likes him very much.
Two minutes children's story 6 The red balloon is swinging and rising higher and higher. The balloon seller grabbed the rope to prevent the balloon from escaping.
Like red balloons, blue balloons and yellow balloons rise higher and higher.
"Le Ballon Rouge", "Blue Balloon" and "Yellow Balloon" look down from a very high place for the first time, and everything feels fresh. If the balloon sellers don't catch the rope, they will soon float into the sky.
Suddenly, a strong wind rolled up the dust. The balloon seller "Aqiu Aqiu" sneezed a few times. Carelessly, as soon as I let go, all the balloons ran away.
"My balloon ran away. Come and help me! "
The man on stilts reached for it and didn't catch it; The acrobat hooked the swing and swished into the air, but failed to catch it.
Xifeng breathed a sigh of relief, and three balloons floated into the kindergarten window. "Ah, the children are sleeping!" The balloon hung its own rope on the children's bedside.
When the child wakes up, he will definitely take himself to play.
Two minutes children's story 7 rabbit mother-in-law's magic basket
Little rabbit walked over and saw that it was a ragged rabbit mother-in-law sitting under the big tree.
Little Nutbrown hare went over and asked with concern, "What's the matter with your mother-in-law?"
Mother rabbit said weakly, "My stomach is so hungry!" " "
Little rabbit listened, without thinking, gave the mushrooms in the basket to her mother-in-law, and said, "Grandma, please eat!" " "
Mother rabbit thanked her and soon finished eating the mushrooms.
It looked at the empty basket and said, "Sorry, I was so hungry that I ate all your mushrooms."
Little Nutbrown hare smiled and said, "Never mind!"
Mother rabbit took out a brand-new basket from behind and said to the little rabbit, "here you are, kind little girl, your basket is too broken." This new basket is for you! " "
Little rabbit took it and went home happily.
The next day, Little Rabbit was going to pick mushrooms on the mountain with a basket, but he was surprised to find that the basket was full of mushrooms.
"What is this?" Little rabbit is very strange.
But what's even more strange is that every day in the future, this basket will be automatically filled with mushrooms, and the mushrooms in this basket are bigger and more delicious than before, and rabbits no longer have to go to the mountains to pick mushrooms!
Two Minutes Children's Story 8 Sunflowers and the Sun
On sunny mornings, Sister Sunflower always likes to stick her neck out to the sun. Her face was covered with gold powder and she wore flowers, talking to the sun. The two men chatted enthusiastically.
Sister Sunflower asked, "Brother Sun, where did you go at night?"
Brother Sun: "Go home and sleep at night, and Sister Moon will come to work for me."
Sister Sunflower: "You hang in the sky every day, when can you come down to play games with me?"
Brother Sun said with a smile, "I'm Sun. My job is to light up the earth and make it full of vitality, so I have no time to play games with you! " "
Sunflower elder sister frowned and felt a little lost. Brother Sun saw it and said to her, "Don't frown. I will run from the east to the south soon. Please move with me! " "
Sister Sunflower smiled: "I like spinning with you best. I like your light, so I always turn my smiling face in your direction! " "
Two minutes children's story 9 arrogant crow
Long ago, there were no crows in the world. One day, the Jade Emperor will hold a grand and fair singing contest for all the birds in the world.
For this singing contest, every bird carefully cared for its unique good voice. At this time, the crow has the most beautiful voice in the world, so when he sees other birds practicing hard, he says to other birds in a proud tone: Hum! Your efforts must be in vain. I advise you not to attend! So as not to lose face.
After listening to the crow, all the birds present were silent and looked at each other. Some birds began to give up on themselves, but others continued to work hard, never giving up and never being laughed at by crows!
How time flies! How time flies! In a blink of an eye, it's the day of the game. Every bird wants to win the first prize, so they are all ready to try and wait for the result of the competition.
First, pigeons performed on the stage, and their perfect performance won a lot of applause. Then the parrot's song won more applause. At this time, the crow said in a disdainful tone: you are not worthy of me at all. I must let you know my strength in the future! Hum!
This was just heard by the jade emperor, but the jade emperor didn't speak, just smiled because he had other plans. When crows perform on stage, they not only perform hard, but also sing and dance. When the results of the competition came out, the crow thought that the first place belonged to me. But when the jade emperor read the name, it was the parrot that was elected king of the singing contest, which really broke everyone's glasses.
When the crow heard that the champion was not himself, he immediately raised his hand and shouted that it was unfair. The Jade Emperor then said: You lost your throne because of your arrogance. In order to punish you, I will take off your good voice and demote it to the mortal world, and never sing again!
After listening to the jade emperor, the crow had to accept this cruel arrangement in frustration!
Two-minute children's story 10 smiling mother-in-law's cookies
The smiling mother-in-law baked many delicious cookies and put them on the windowsill.
The little pig saw it, quietly took a piece and said, "I'll just take one piece, and my smiling mother-in-law won't find it!" " "
The little hedgehog saw it, reached for a piece and said, "I'll take one." My smiling mother-in-law won't find out! " "
Little yellow dog has the best nose. It smells the fragrance and comes under the window. I need one, too. It thought, "I'll just take one piece, and the smiling mother-in-law won't find it!" " "
One, two, three or four, at the end of the day, there is not even half a biscuit on the windowsill!
The smiling mother-in-law came to the kitchen and saw the small footprints on the windowsill, and immediately knew which little villain took them!
Two Minutes Children's Story 1 1 Lamb lives in a remote grassland. Today is the first time he visited his good friend Rabbit in the forest.
The trees in the forest are tall and dense, and the paths are numerous and winding. When the lamb came to a fork in the road, it didn't seem to know which way to go.
At this moment, Grandma Brown Bear came over. She wears a flowered hat and a flowered skirt. Lamb stopped Grandma Brown Bear and asked, "Brown Bear with a flowered hat, do you know how to get to the home of Little White Rabbit?" But grandma brown bear took one look at the lamb and left without saying anything.
After a while, a little duck sang. The lamb shouted, "Hey, duckling, how can I get to the home of the little white rabbit?"
The duckling was startled and said, "I don't know. Even if I knew, I wouldn't tell you."
"Why?" Asked the lamb.
"Because you have no manners to ask the way." The duckling said, and turned and left.
The lamb stood in the same place and thought about it, as if he understood something.
Soon, a big tiger came to the lamb. The big tiger is tall and strong, and the lamb is a little scared, but he still has the courage to stop the big tiger.
What can I do for you? The big tiger asked.
The lamb took a deep breath and said, "I'm sorry to bother you, Mr. Tiger. I'm lost. I can't find the way to the little white rabbit's house. Can you tell me how to get there? "
"Go straight along this road on the left, and you will soon see the home of the little white rabbit." The big tiger said patiently.
"Thank you! Goodbye, Mr. Tiger! " After saying goodbye to the big tiger, the lamb walked happily to the home of the little white rabbit. She is in a good mood, singing while walking!
Two minutes children's story 12 lamb crossing the bridge
There is a white-haired lamb with two small horns on its head. It's called "baa baa", and everyone calls it Little White Sheep. There is also a lamb with black hair and two small horns on its head. It's called "baa baa", and everyone calls it the little black sheep.
Little white sheep and little black sheep live by the river. Little Aries lives in the east of the river, and little Aries lives in the west of the river. They are separated by a river. The river is not wide, but it is deep. It's walking, walking, and the river is flowing all day. How can we cross the bridge?
Fortunately, there is a piece of wood on the river called a wooden bridge. The single-plank bridge is very narrow, and only one person can walk.
Little Aries lives in the east of the river, and his grandmother lives in the west of the river. Little Aries often walks across the wooden bridge to see grandma. Grandma always finds a lot of fresh grass to fill her stomach before letting her go home.
Two minutes children's story 13 mouse treasure mouse treasure
One morning, Father Mouse said to Mouse Bao and Mouse Bao, "Children, Dad has a task for you today!" " "
Mouse Bao and Mouse Bao asked curiously, "What task?"
Father mouse replied, "Today, you will spend this day with your grandmother!" " ! How's it going? "
Hearing this, Mouse Bao suddenly became unhappy. He pretended not to hear and looked at the ceiling.
Mouse Bao said, "OK, Dad, I want to go!" " "
As a result, Rat Bao walked to Grandma's house with a basket of snacks.
"Grandma, how are you? I'm coming to see you! " Mouse Bao said happily and threw himself into grandma mouse's arms.
"good! All right! Grandma is fine! I just miss you so much! Huh? Why didn't Mouse Bao come? Grandma has prepared fun toys for you two! " Grandma mouse touched mouse's head and said.
"Rat Bao had something to do today, so he didn't come." Rat treasure said.
"all right! Be sure to come next time! " Grandma mouse also misses mouse treasure.
"Uh-huh!" Mouse treasure nodded.
Soon, one day passed, and Mouse Bao went home with the toys given by Grandma Mouse.
When he got home, he said to Mouse Bao, "Here you are! The gift from grandma, although you didn't go, grandma said she missed you very much! "
Mouse Bao looked at the toy, and after listening to what Mouse Bao said, he couldn't help blushing and his heart was full of remorse.
It thought, "Next time, I must visit my grandmother!" " "
Two Minutes Children's Story 14 There is a hardworking little ant. It is very capable and always works all day long. In the morning, it was carrying a big grain of rice on its back, so tired that it gasped and didn't rest; At noon, I carried a crumb on my back, and I was so tired that I was sweating all over, but I still refused to rest.
Mother said, "Have a rest, son!" " "
The little ant said, "Not tired." And ran out in a hurry.
Ye Er in the tree applauds it, flowers on the roadside nod to it, and birds on the branches sing for it. How proud the little ants are with small breasts!
Look, this little ant is out looking for a job again now.
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