What's the funniest thing you've ever heard in your life?

One day May went to Yan Luowang for trial (he ranked third)

(Yan Luowang asked the first one first)

Yan: What have you done in your life?

Person 1: Kill

Yan: Give you a black key and go to hell!

(Yan Luowang asks the second man)

Yan: What have you done in your life?

Person 2: Save people

Yan: Give you a white key and go to heaven!

(Yan Luowang asks May)

Yan: What have you done in your life?

A: What men love

Yan: Here's a pink key!

a: what key is this?

Yan: hmm .. what should I say?

this is the key to my room.