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Is uncle really warm-hearted

Falling in love with uncle must be very warm-hearted, because uncle has economic strength, social status and has been in love many times, so he can always meet the needs.

Go out with him and he will never ask me what to do in the future. What to eat and watch is decided, and the time is carefully planned. If he is really busy at work and has no plan, he will find a place to stop and tell me that he is not doing anything today and talk to me.

All kinds of trifles in life can be taken care of for me. What I want to buy will help me find the best place, and I have friends arranged by him everywhere. I wanted to go out to play, but I didn't know where to go, so I drove around the city.

The day before yesterday, he was going on a business trip. Before he left, he drove to tell me that he was going to perform a task in the middle of the night. This task is confidential, I can't say. I was worried that I would come back too late, so I came to see me on purpose.

I pulled his sleeve and looked at him piteously, reminding him to be safe. He hugged me and kissed my forehead, telling me to be more careful at home. Don't open the door easily when someone knocks at the door, and don't pay attention to strangers who strike up a conversation ... His job is very special. Every time I am told about it as a family member, I listen carefully.