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WeChat pats the comfortable sentences with high emotional intelligence (selected 140 sentences)
?1. He said ten more bowls of rice
?2. He said raise his butt, honey
?3. He patted his wallet. Then I cried
?4.’s car, saying it was impossible to work part-time
?5.’s 36D and blushing
?6.’s Chanel
?7.’s face is so damn cute
?8. Qinglong Yanyue Knife
?9.’s sexy leg hair is knotted
?10. Patted the back of my head
?11. Butt my butt, and then left
?12. Patted the boss's clothes and said. The boss is so handsome!
?13. My milk tea said I would like this cup
?14. My head said: What a genius
?15. Shoulder, shout He said "Dad"
?16.'s feet and smelled them affectionately
?17. His eight-pack abs were trembling
?18.'s Patek Philippe
?19. The mansion accidentally collapsed
?20. Can I make the hamburger?
?21. My speaker, the front one Get out of the way
?22. The coffin board cried and called daddy
?23. He patted my pillow and said to go over and order it together.
?24. Patted my eight-pack abs and shivered
?25. Patted my ashtray and drank it
?26 .patted me on the shoulder and was thrown over my shoulder.
?27. You patted the "handsome guy's abs and said I can do it"
?28. Patted my shoulder and said do you need money.
?29. I patted my Wuling Light and said it was good.
?30. Pat my sexy butt, wow!
?31. He patted my bed and said go to sleep.
?32. Patted my bed and said the pig is still sleeping
?33.__Patted my milk tea and wanted to take a sip
?34. You patted the "handsome guy's butt"
?35. Patted my rice and said ten more bowls
?36. You patted "yours" Conscience, haha? No~”
?37. Patted my boyfriend and said he has good taste
?38. Patted my Porsche and sang Conquer< /p>
?39. I patted my beautiful face and was stunned by it.
?40. He patted my small waist and lowered his head
?41. He was arrested for breaking the law after taking some fruit photos.
?42. Patting my face without makeup means that I am extremely embarrassed.
?43. Patted my butt and kissed me.
?44. I patted my shoes and called them “Master”.
?45. He patted me on the shoulder and asked if we could go hiking together.
?46. I patted my beautiful face and cried because of it.
?47. I patted my wallet but felt lonely.
?48. Patted my ass and said you are so beautiful
?49. Patted your little head
?50. Patted your head and said: "Why are you bald?"
?51. Patted your fragile dignity
?52. Patted your butt and said you are so beautiful
?53. Patted my tight vest line
?54. I was arrested for breaking the law after taking a picture of my naked body
?55. Patted me The little fairy halo
?56. Patted my face, so damn cute
?57. Patted my butt and swaggered away
?58. Patted my little face and said: "It's so beautiful"
?59. Patted my waist and said: It's so thin
?60. Patted my Tianling Gai : Dawei Tianlong
?61. Patted my husband and found out it was William Chan
?62. Patted my shoulder and shouted: Dad
< p> ?63. Patted my back and said: Beauty, please stay.?64. Patted my chest and said: I love you!
?65. Patted my head and received a severe beating
?66. Patted my cell phone and said: Give me back my grandpa
? 67. Patted my wallet and said: I will support you forever
?68. Patted my college entrance examination liberal arts number one certificate
?69. Patted it on WeChat to set interesting text Take a picture on WeChat, the suffix is ??domineering and funny
?70. I took a picture of my beautiful face and was stunned by the beauty.
?71. He patted my resume and said: That’s awesome.
?72. Pat my head and tell me I’m really smart
?73. Click on it and enter your favorite copy
?74. Patted my feet and kissed me
?75. Patted my shoulders and said: Do you want to climb the mountain together?
?76. I patted the shareholders’ wallets and it went up.
?77. Patted my head and said what’s wrong, baby.
?78. Patted my belly and said people are afraid of being famous
?79. Patted my little face and kissed me.
?80. Pat my shoulder and follow me to the fifth floor.
?81. He patted my head and told me to grow up quickly.
?82. I patted my Lamborghini and was very envious.
As expected, there was nothing in 83.’s wallet.
84. patted my handsome face and then fainted.
?85. Patted my bulging belly.
?86. Patted the boss’s clothes and said, “The boss is so handsome!”
?87. Click on the new "Take a shot" in the list.
?88. You patted your conscience. Haha? No
?89. Patted XX on the shoulder and said: Dad, thank you for your hard work.
?90. Patted me on the head and said you are in love.
?91. Official reminder: The other party is a young ancestor, so be careful what you say.
?92. Patted me. Shoulders: Your Yida
?93. Patted my eight-pack abs
?94. Patted my little hand and said it’s so fair
?95. I found a lot of money in my wallet
?96. I patted my dog ??and it got bitten
?97. I patted my little butt and said it was really nice. Yeah
?98. You’re so smart.
?99. I patted my cute face and my heart melted.
?100. I patted it. I think it's cute when you pat my little head.
?101. Patted my head and patted my hand with oil
?102. Patted my fairy face, you patted your wallet, and found that you had no money. ”
?103. You patted “the handsome guy’s abs and said I was too greedy”
?104. Patted my butt and asked the price
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?105. "Patted my belly"
?106. "Patted my hand and said you pat one and I will pat one"
? 107. “I patted my college entrance examination liberal arts/science top scorer certificate”
?108. “I patted my husband and found out it was Yi Yang Qianxi”
?109.” I patted the bed and said, "The pig is still sleeping"
?110. "I patted my feet and said, this smells too strong!"
?111."I patted my feet." He patted me on the shoulder and was thrown over his shoulder."
?112. "Patted my little spacecraft and asked the owner to get on board."
?113. "Patted my shit and told me Can you eat it?"
?114. "Patted my little face and took a bite"
?115. "Patted my ice cream and blurred my hands"< /p>
?116. "He patted my head and blushed"
?117. "He patted me on the shoulder and said that I want to have sex with someone"
?118. “Pat my knees and jump up and hit me”
?119. “Pat my wallet and say I’m really poor”
?120. “Pat me "XXX admission notice"
?121. "Patted my baby and said it looks really good"
?122. "Patted my eight-pack abs and smashed them into pieces" ”
?123. “Patted the spacecraft to show that I also want to go to the sky”
?124. “Patted the elm on the head”
?125. “Patted me too many times and I’m dead”
?126. “Patted the bed to make me sleep less”
?127. “Patted my chest Say "What a big guy""
?128. "Patted my job and knocked it over"
?129. "Patted the window of my Lamborghini ”
?130. “Pat my little head”
?131. Pat my conscience, okay?
?132. Face Said: "So handsome"
?133. Patted my watermelon and scooped a big spoonful
?134. Patted my certificate of being the most handsome in the world< /p>
?135. Patted my pig teammate on the head
?136. Patted my little head and kissed me
?137 .My head was kicked off by her
?138. I patted the dust on the photo of my ex’s death
?139. I patted my little butt and was beaten
p>?140. Pat my knees and build a ladder
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