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Classic funny tongue twister
2. Brother and younger brother are sitting in front of the slope, with a goose lying on the slope and a river flowing under the slope. Brother said: the river is wide, and brother said: white goose. Goose is crossing the river; The river is carrying geese. I don't know whether the goose is crossing the river or the river is ferrying geese.
3. My brother hung the melon basket on the wide ditch, and it leaked and rolled into the ditch. The buckle of the melon basket hangs obliquely in the ditch, and it's strange that the melon basket is empty.
4. Guagua Guapeng, Guagua Guapeng. The wind blows the melon, and the melon touches the shed. The wind blows the shed, and the shed touches the melon.
5: the blackened black ash fertilizer ash will volatilize into gray, and the black ash flower will fly back; Ash, ash, black fertilizer will volatilize, and black ash is afraid that flying flowers will turn back to ash.
6: Golden melon, silver melon, melon shed is full of melons, melons fall down, dolls call mom, dolls blame melons, melons laugh at dolls.
7: Liu wears blue cloth, Liu wears blue cloth, Liu plows and plows, and sows and plows.
8: Lao Luo pulled a car full of pears and Lao Li pulled a car full of chestnuts. Lao Luo is called Dali Luo and Lao Li is called Dali Li. Lao Lola makes pear wine, and Lao Li pulls Li for pears.
9. Lao Qi wanted to sell fish, and happened to meet Lao Lv with a donkey. Lao Qi wants to carry fish with Lao Lu's donkey. Lao Lu said, if Lao Qi wants to carry fish with my Lao Lu's donkey, he must give me fish. If he hadn't given me the fish, he wouldn't have used my Lao Lu's donkey to carry the fish. They are both late.
10: The mouse meets the tiger, and the tiger bites the mouse. The mouse hides from the tiger, the tiger can't bite the mouse, and the mouse hides from the tiger. Classic funny tongue twister
1 1: Two pairs of birds hanging upside down on the beam and two pairs of birds hanging upside down in the mud. Two pairs of upside-down birds on the poor beam are upside down in the mud, and two pairs of upside-down birds in the poor mud are also upside down on the beam.
12: 1 Class has a Yellow River and Class 2 has a Kelly. The Yellow River and Kelly are engaged in creation, the Yellow River is engaged in woodcut, and Kelly writes poetry. The Yellow River helped Kelly write poems, and Kelly helped the Yellow River make woodcuts. Thanks to their cooperation, the Yellow River completed woodcuts and Kelly wrote poems.
13: one black, two black, three four five six seven black, eight nine black and ten black. I bought an ebony rod of a tobacco bag, and I pinched both ends of it so black. The second girl stroked her eyebrows and looked black in the mirror. On the vermicelli wall, Sichuan is written, and three blacks are seen horizontally and vertically. The legs of the ivory table are ebony, and they are black on the kang. I bought a hen that doesn't lay eggs, so I kept it in that cage until it turned black. A good mule doesn't eat grass, so he drags it along the street until it gets dark. Xiao Lv bought a head and rode it on his back without pulling it, until it was a black saddle. The two sisters went to Nanwa to cut wheat and lost her sickle until dark. The son of Yueer's child is sick, and he is moxibustion with some moxa balls until it turns black. The melon seed seller dozed off and spilled it.
14: that's a lot, but his broom and dustpan don't work together, so one by one he found (ten lanes) dark.
15: flat basin surface, flat basin cake, cake touching basin, basin touching cake.
16: Uncle Zhang and Uncle Li bought pancakes at the pancake shop, Uncle Zhang bought pancakes and Uncle Li bought pancakes. Take it home to feed your mother-in-law. My mother-in-law went to Bibo again. I don't know whether Uncle Zhang bought a big cake or Uncle Li bought a big cake.
This is a silkworm and that is a cicada. Silkworms often hide in leaves and cicadas often sing in the forest.
18: Word paper is wrapped with fine silver thread, and there are 4444 small dead lice skins lying on the fine silver thread.
Classic funny tongue twister
Classic funny tongue twister (1) Wo and Guo.
A nest in the tree,
There is a jar under the tree.
The bird's nest fell and hit the flowerpot.
The nest and the pot are broken,
You want a pot, you will lose it.
I want a jar to pay for my nest,
For a long time,
I don't know if the pot will pay for it,
Still a pot to lose.
Classic funny tongue twisters (2) Flower Duck and Cai Xia
Water reflects rosy clouds,
Duck is swimming on the water.
Summer is a colorful summer,
Ducks are twisted ducks.
The duck swam into the colorful clouds,
Wu Caixia netted the duck with a twist.
Ducks are ecstatic,
Broke the summer,
I can't tell whether it is duck or chardonnay.
Classic funny tongue twisters (3) Silkworm and cicada
This is a silkworm,
That's cicada,
Silkworms often hide in leaves,
Cicada often sings in the forest.
Nannan has a basket.
There is a basket in the south and a basket in the south. There are plates in the basket.
There is a bowl on the plate, and Fan Fan is in the bowl.
Nannan turned over the basket and the basket buckled the plate.
The dish touched the bowl and the bowl spilled Fan Fan.
Classic funny tongue twister (4) Little Three Mountaineering
On March 3, San Xiao went hiking;
Go up and down the mountain, down the mountain;
Climbed three mountains and ran three miles;
Sweating, wet three shirts;
Xiao Sanshan shouted, only three feet and three feet away from the sky.
Classic funny tongue twisters (5) Glass and boiling water
Pour boiling water into a glass,
Pour boiling water into a glass.
A glass full of boiling water has become a glass full of boiling water.
Pour boiling water into a glass filled with boiling water,
Pour boiling water into a glass filled with boiling water.
Classic funny tongue twister (6) Obana Fat Baby
Obana's chubby baby, two people grow flowers and melons,
Small flowers can grow flowers, but not melons.
Fat babies can grow melons but not flowers.
Xiaohua teaches fat babies to grow flowers.
Fat baby teaches small flowers to grow melons.
Classic funny tongue twister (7) 88-year-old father-in-law
There are 88 bamboos in front of my 88-year-old grandfather.
Eighty-eight starlings will spend the night on eighty-eight bamboo trees in front of their eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law.
The 88-year-old father-in-law forbade 88 starlings to spend the night on 88 bamboos.
The 88-year-old father-in-law sent 88 archers to shoot 88 myna.
Eighty-eight starlings are not allowed to spend the night on eighty-eight bamboos in front of the eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law.
Interesting tongue twisters for children
1, wine for oil
A gourd of wine, 926,
A gourd oil 629.
629 oil,
To change the wine of 926,
926 wine,
Do not change the oil of 629.
2. Monkeys eat peaches
There is a small peach on the tree.
There is a little monkey under the tree.
The wind blows the peach trees,
The little peach fell from the tree.
The peach hit the little monkey.
Monkeys eat small peaches.
3. Flower frog
Flower frog, quack,
Looking at the watermelons in the watermelon field,
Watermelons boast frogs' back flowers,
Frogs boast that watermelons grow big.
4. Garlic noodles
Noodles with garlic, noodles with garlic,
Eat garlic noodles and count garlic cloves;
Noodles with garlic, noodles with garlic,
Eat garlic cloves mixed with garlic.
5. White Temple, White Cat and White Hat
There is a white temple on the top of the mountain.
There is a white cat in the white temple.
There is a white hat outside the White Temple.
The white cat saw the white hat,
Ran into the white temple with a white hat.
6. Goose and pigeon
A flock of big white pigeons in the sky and a flock of big white geese in the river.
Xiang Tiange has white pigeons with sharp red beaks and white geese with curved necks.
White doves cut clouds and white geese cut waves.
Pigeons are cheerful, geese are lively,
White geese and doves are so happy in the blue sky.
7. Flowers and melons
Guateng blooms like a trumpet,
Dolls love flowers without pinching them.
Guateng blooms, and Guahua bears fruit.
No flowers, no melons.
Love flowers when eating melons,
Dolls love flowers and melons.
8. Tigers and drums
Wall-hanging drum,
Draw a tiger on the drum,
The tiger scratched the drum,
Take a piece of cloth to mend it.
I don't know if it's a cloth drum,
Or make up for the tiger?
9. Water is connected with the sky
Heaven is connected with water, and water is connected with heaven.
Water and sky are the same color, endless,
Blue sky is like clear water,
Green water is like blue sky.
What is the connection between heaven and water,
Or water?
10, bumper car
Bumper car, bumper car,
Live in peace with friends.
Pingping drove to meet his friends.
Pengpeng drives very flat,
I don't know if I'm just a friend,
Still friends are average.
Funny tongue twisters are funny.
1, the mouse meets the tiger, and the tiger bites the mouse. The mouse hides from the tiger, the tiger can't bite the mouse, and the mouse hides from the tiger.
2. A drum was hung on the wall, and a tiger was painted on it. The tiger scratched the drum and took a piece of cloth to make it up. I don't know whether to mend the drum or the tiger.
3, find a mm, saying it is to test her English ability. You say a word, and mm says the second letter of the word. Say a few words rashly at first, and then the fun will begin.
4. Xiaohua Mall likes painting. First, he drew a wintersweet tree, and then drew a trumpet. With wintersweet, he played the trumpet and went home to see his mother, who smiled.
5, study hard to understand ancient classics, do not read ancient books, do not understand ancient ignorance.
Teacher Shi, Teacher Si, Teacher Shi and Teacher Shi are with me every day. Teacher Shi taught me selflessness, teacher Si gave me spiritual food, teacher Shi told me to think twice when something happened, and teacher Shi gave me the key to knowledge. Thanks to Teacher Shi, Teacher Si and Teacher Shi.
7. Scoop hot oil with copper spoon, cool oil with iron spoon, cool oil with copper spoon and cool oil with iron spoon. Spoon the oil into the frying spoon, and there will be delicious food every month. Stew squid pieces first, then chop mutton strips. The fire burns under the stove, the oil is cooked in the spoon, and the pot is as hot as a copper spoon and an iron spoon.
Lily took a pear to find her little brother. My brother saw the pear and threw away the mud in his hand. Lily taught her brother to wash the mud off his hands. My brother picked up pears. Thank you, little Lily.
9, three mountains and four waters, four waters around three mountains; Three mountains and four waters are always spring, and four waters and three mountains are always spring.
10, Liu Xiaoliu watched the cows swim, and the stream spouted and flowed to Liushugou at the head of the village. There is a cow in Liushugou, and a small willow sits beside the ditch. Willow watched the cows swim and swayed happily. Willow loves to work since childhood, and everyone praises Niu Niu.
1 1, thick tree, bald tree. The thick tree says that the thick tree is not bald, and the bald tree says that the bald tree is not bald. The thick tree said that the thick tree was thicker than the bald tree, and the bald tree said that the bald tree was bald than the thick tree.
12. Actors wear blue uniforms, actresses wear cotton uniforms, blue uniforms are cotton uniforms and cotton uniforms are blue uniforms.
13, Shijiasi Store sells silk thread and buys silk thread store. Spent four dollars to buy four thin threads; It cost fourteen dollars and fourteen threads; Spend forty dollars to buy forty thin threads; Spend forty-four bottles and buy forty-four silk threads.
14, you can stew frozen tofu, you stew me and stew frozen tofu; You can't stew frozen tofu, so don't spoil my stewed frozen tofu.
15. Dating is dating, and names are names. A date can't be called an adult name, and a person's name can't be called a date.
16, headquarters instruction: 40 company commanders from Shi Lian, 4th regiment, and his party arrived at the headquarters on time at 4: 44 on 10, and the division commander held a swearing-in meeting.
17, Liu wears blue cloth, Liu wears blue cloth, pulls the plow to plow the field, and the sow pulls the rudder.
18, seven plus one, minus one. What is the sum after addition and subtraction? Seven plus one, minus one, plus or minus seven.
19, black beans are put in black barrels, black beans are put in black barrels, and black beans are put in black barrels. I wonder if black beans are put in black barrels or black beans are put in black barrels?
20. Grandpa Ma picked a hemp fork and walked to Ma Popo's door. A pair of twist dogs of Ma Jia's mother-in-law bit Grandpa Ma Jia's hemp fork, and Ma Jia's mother-in-law brought hemp needles and twine to mend Grandpa Ma Jia's hemp fork.
2 1, dad moved white cloth, and uncle put white cloth. Dad doesn't put white cloth, he moves white cloth, and uncle doesn't move white cloth, he puts white cloth.
22, purple porcelain plate, shark fin, a plate of cooked shark fin, a plate of raw shark fin. Chixiaochi took a porcelain spoon and asked for steamed shark fin. As soon as a bite of shark fin reached his mouth, the fishbone got into his teeth, and Koike patted his leg and scratched his teeth in pain.
23. The actor speaks Wu and the actress speaks Minnan. The hero is a pilot of the Far East Jin State, and the heroine plays researcher Lu Xun. Researchers and pilots; Wu dialect and Minnan dialect. You said the actors didn't play all of them?
24. I only care what I care about. Do you care about me? Do I care about you as much as I care about you?
25. My uncle keeps a flock of big white geese. My brother fed three little white pigeons. My uncle taught my brother to train pigeons, and my brother helped my uncle to put geese. The white goose and the white dove grow well and are very happy with their uncle and brother.
26. Xiaoguo drew a red flower, and Xiaoguo drew a yellow flower. Xiaoguo wanted to exchange his red flower for Xiaoguo's yellow flower, and Xiaoguo exchanged his yellow flower for Xiaoguo's red flower.
27. Red rice bowl, yellow rice bowl, red rice bowl full of rice bowl, yellow rice bowl half full of rice bowl; A yellow rice bowl and half a rice bowl, just like a red rice bowl.
28. The sky is connected with water, and the water is connected with the sky, and the water is boundless. Clear water is like green water, and green water is like blue sky. Is the sky connected with water or the water connected with the sky?
29. Xiaofeng is carrying a round lantern, and Xiaolong is carrying a square lantern. Xiaofeng's round lantern painted a dragon, and Xiaolong's square lantern painted a phoenix. Xiaofeng wants to exchange round lanterns for Xiaolong's square lanterns.
30, the pot eyebrows are gray and black, and the black pot eyebrows are gray. The eyebrows are gray, the eyebrows are black, the eyebrows are gray, the eyebrows are not gray, and the shield is not black.
3 1, two pairs of birds hung upside down on the beam and two pairs of birds hung upside down in the mud. Two pairs of upside-down birds on the poor beam are upside down in the mud, and two pairs of upside-down birds in the poor mud are also upside down on the beam.
32. Liu Xiaoniu went to get oil, bought oil and walked back; Liu Xiaoniu was very worried when the oil bottle was full and gave half a catty of oil. If you have too much oil, you can't live without it. Go back to the store and get a big refund. Uncle touched the little cow's head, and aunt took the calf's hand and praised Liu Xiaoniu in unison.
33. Kwage's melon basket is too wide, and the melon basket leaks. The buckle of the melon basket hangs obliquely in the ditch, and it's strange that the melon basket is empty.
34. Tear the word paper out of the window. Tear off the horizontal paper once and the vertical paper once. It is the paper that tears the paper, not the paper. Don't tear the paper at will.
35. Eight hundred pacesetters ran on the north slope, and the artillery on the north slope ran side by side. The artillery did not dare to touch the pacesetter, and the pacesetter did not dare to touch the artillery gun.
36. The pole is long, the bench is wide, the pole is not as wide as the bench, and the bench is not as long as the pole. The pole is tied to the bench, and the bench won't let the pole be tied to the bench.
37, pour the grass and pour the rice, and the grass and rice will also fall. No weeding, no rice, no weeding.
38. The Zhu family has a gold pillar, and the Qu family has a gold saw. Master Qu's family embraced Zhu Jiaju, and the gold saw broke the gold pillar.
39. There are thick green legs in front of the mountain and thick green legs behind the mountain. The two of them came to the mountain to compare their legs. I don't know whether Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs or Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs.
40. There is a basket in South-South. There are plates, bowls and bowls in the basket, and there are Fan Fan in the bowls and bowls. Nannan turned the basket upside down, and the basket buckled the plate, which hit the bowl and spilled Fan Fan.
4 1, there is oil under the sea, and there is gurgling oil flow when drilling a well, and the oil flows through the oil pipeline. The oil produced and transported does not leak oil, polluting the sea and leaving no fish, shrimp and seabirds.
42. Shishi loves lions and vows to eat ten lions. At the right time, ten lions are suitable for listing, ten lions are ten lions, and ten lions die. I picked up the bodies of ten lions and put them in the stone room, which is wet. My envoy cleaned the stone house, and so did the stone house. I looked at the ten lions: that's the bodies of ten lions!
43. There is a Ding family in the east of Qiaodong and a Ding family in the west of Qiaodong. One day, Qiaodong Dingjia said Qiaoxi Dingjia's melons were good, and Qiaoxi Dingjia said Qiaodong Dingjia's watermelons were good. I wonder if the watermelon in Qiaodong Dingjia is good? Or the melon of Josidine's family?
There is a sun in the sky, a stone in the ground, a tongue in the mouth and five fingers in the hand. Whether it is the scorching sun in the sky, the hard stone in the ground, the soft tongue in the mouth, the fingers in the hand, or the scorching sun, the hard stone, the soft tongue and the fingers, they are all practicing their tongues.
45, out of the south gate, take six steps, see uncle six, call uncle six, lend me six buckets and six liters of good mung beans; Planting beans after autumn gave me six uncles, sixty-six buckets and six liters of good mung beans.
46. There are five trees on the mountain, five cans of vinegar on the shelf, five deer in the forest and five pants in the box. Cut down the trees on the mountain, remove the vinegar from the shelf, kill the deer in the forest, and take out the pants in the box.
47, melon hanging shed, melon hanging shed. The wind blows the melon, and the melon touches the shed. The wind blows the shed, and the shed touches the melon.
48. Lao Luo pulled a cart full of pears and Lao Li pulled a cart full of chestnuts. Lao Luo is called Dali Luo and Lao Li is called Dali Li. Lao Lola makes pear wine, and Lao Li pulls Li for pears.
49. There is a basket in Nannan, which contains plates, bowls and bowls, and bowls and bowls contain Fan Fan. Nannan turned the basket upside down, and the basket buckled the plate, which hit the bowl and spilled Fan Fan.
50. Liu Liu led the cow across the wide ditch. The cow was carrying a basket full of beans. Cows jump and roll in ditches, and baskets roll in ditches and scatter beans. Pick up the beans, pick them up and put them in the basket, put them in the ditch, and let the cows go forward.
5 1. There is a small peach on the tree and a small monkey under the tree. The wind blew the peach tree so loudly that the little peach fell from the tree. The peach hit the little monkey, and the monkey ate the little peach.
52. You are diligent, and I am diligent. Together, the soil turns into gold. Workers and peasants are brothers, like a family.
There is a goose on the slope, and there is a river under the slope. The river is wide, the goose is fat, the goose has to cross the river, and the river has to cross the goose.
54. Green grapes are sour and sweet, and purple grapes are sour and sweet. Green grapes say: green grapes are more sour than purple grapes, and purple grapes say: purple forged grapes are sweeter than green grapes. I don't know whether you like the sour taste of green grapes or the sweet taste of purple grapes.
55. Ma Daha, pull a horse, pull a horse to carry the tile. The tile breaks the horse's hip, and the horse's hip breaks the tile.
56. Mouth says legs, legs say mouths, mouths say legs love running errands, legs say mouths love selling mouths. Long legs and long mouth are not as good as moving your legs with your mouth.
57. Draw phoenix, red phoenix, pink phoenix, pink phoenix and flower phoenix on the pink wall.
58. There are ninety-nine willows behind the building, and ninety-nine people weave willow baskets. Ninety-nine people, ninety-nine willows, ninety-nine wickerwork, ninety-nine wicker baskets.
59. There are forty-four stone lions in front of the stone temple. There are forty-four astringent persimmons on the tree in front of the temple. Forty-four stone lions don't eat forty-four astringent persimmons, and forty-four astringent persimmons eat forty-four stone lions instead.
60. Always carrying a yellow scorpion, and old Huang carrying a square scorpion. Laos should take the square cover of Lao Huang, and Lao Huang should take the yellow cover of Lao Huang. Finally, the child's square cover broke the yellow cover, and the yellow cover broke the square cover.
6 1. Pick up a pebble, draw a Fang Gezi on the ground, draw a Fang Gezi to build a house, draw a square grid to build a big house, draw a small square grid to build a small house, the house upstairs is for pigeons, and the house downstairs is for rabbits.
62. There are tigers in front of the mountain and monkeys at the foot. The tiger drove the monkey out and the monkey hit the tiger; The tiger can't drive away the monkey, and the monkey can't beat the tiger.
63. There are round eyes in front of the mountain and round eyes behind the mountain. They came to the mountain to compare their eyes. I don't know if it's round eyes or round eyes.
64, a partner, let him say the mouse three times first, and then say the mouse three times. When he finished talking about mouse, mouse, mouse is old, mouse is old, mouse is old, and then he immediately asked him what his cat was most afraid of, which almost guaranteed that he would answer the mouse.
65, a lame man, holding a donkey; A camel pulling a car; A blind man with a baby in his arms. The lame donkey hit the camel's car; The camel's car knocked down the blind child; The blind beat the camel, and the camel beat the lame.
66. If you can stew my frozen tofu, stew my frozen tofu. You can't stew my frozen tofu. Don't stew my frozen tofu
67, money flowers, eighteen flowers, my aunt, come and pick me up, pigs take firewood, dogs light fires, cats cook and laugh at me!
68. Fertilizer will volatilize; Black fertilizer turns gray, and gray fertilizer is black; Black fertilizer will volatilize when it turns gray; The volatilization of ash fertilizer will turn black; Black fertilizer will fly when it turns gray and volatilizes; Grey fertilizer will fly when it volatilizes and turns black.
69, small locust tree, cherry tree, willow with pepper. Blowing drums and trumpets, carrying cars and sedan chairs. The fly trampled the donkey and the ant trampled the bridge. The gourd sank to the bottom and the stone floated on the water. The chicken has a hungry eagle in its mouth and the mouse is pulling a big civet cat. Do you find it funny?
70. Cowherd loves six niang, six niang loves Cowherd, Cowherd misses six niang every year, six niang loves Cowherd every year, and Langniang loves Lang.
7 1, the paper is wrapped in thin silver thread, and there are 4444 small dead lice skins lying on the thin silver thread.
72. There are hearts on the pomegranate tree, peppers on the willow tree, drums and horns, wood sinking to the bottom, stones floating on the water, chickens catching vultures and mice catching big cats. Are you kidding?
73. The old house is old, dirty and flooded by rain: the old house is old, lonely and bald by the wind. The old house is waterlogged and bald, the old house is waterlogged, old, dirty and bald.
74. Jiang Jiayang, Yang Jiaqiang and Jiang Jiayang knocked down Yang Jiaqiang, Yang Jiaqiang killed Jiang Jiayang, and the Yang family asked Jiang Jiaqiang to pay for the sheep.
75. There are drums in the East Temple and tigers in the West Mountain. Beat the drum to scare the tiger. The drum surface is broken, so peel the tiger skin to mend the drum.
76. The crow stands on the back of the black pig and says that the black pig is black, and the black pig says that the crow is darker than the black pig; The crow said it was not as black as Darkmouth, the black pig, and the black pig smiled.
77, grinding ink, grinding ink; Add coal to Mei, and the coal explodes Xiang Mei's eyebrows.
78. The kitten is holding the flower cat. The flower cat caught the kitten with its claws. The kitten patted the flower cat with her hand. The cat scratched the kitten. The kitten hurt the flower cat. The kitten cried and the cat called. The kitten released the flower cat, and the flower cat knelt away from the kitten.
79. My brother is sitting in front of the slope. There is a goose lying on the slope, and there is a river flowing under the slope. Brother said: the river is wide, and brother said: white goose. Goose is crossing the river; The river is carrying geese. I don't know whether the goose is crossing the river or the river is ferrying geese.
80. There is a noodle restaurant whose door faces south, with a blue cotton curtain hanging on it, and the noodle restaurant door faces south. Hang the blue cotton curtain, the noodle restaurant or the door faces south.
8 1, draw a flower cat, and the flower cat has fur. Draw a black cat, a black cat with black hair. Draw a white cat, white cat with white hair. Draw a gray hair of Embryo Cat and Embryo Cat.
82, so a lot, he didn't pick up his broom and dustpan, so he picked up the black one by one.
83. When Lao Qi was selling fish, he happened to meet Lao Lv with a donkey. Lao Qi wants to use Lao Lu's donkey to transport fish. Lao Lu said, if Lao Qi wants to transport fish with my donkey, he has to give me fish. If he doesn't give me fish, he won't use my donkey to transport fish. They are both late.
84. Old people carry yellow scorpions, old people carry square scorpions, old people want old yellow scorpions, old people want old yellow scorpions, old people and old people don't give in, square scorpions touch yellow scorpions, and yellow scorpions touch square scorpions.
85. There are eight banana trees in front of eight old people, and eight myna will live in the banana trees. Eight old men are angry with eight old men. Eight old men made eight clay balls to beat eight myna, so as not to let eight myna live in eight banana trees in front of eight old men.
86. Golden melons, silver melons, and melon sheds are full of melons. When the melons fall down, the dolls are called Mom, the dolls blame melons, and the melons laugh at dolls.
87. Mom rode a horse to buy tiles, and the horse slowly scolded the horse. Horses are afraid of being scolded by their mothers, and their mothers don't scold horses. A horse listens to his mother, but her mother doesn't scold him.
88. The blackened black ash fertilizer ash will volatilize and turn gray. Black and gray flowers will fly back; Ashing, ashing and black fertilizer will volatilize black ash and turn back to ash, fearing flying flowers.
89. Gray fertilizer turns black and black fertilizer turns gray. The volatilization of gray fertilizer will turn black, the volatilization of black fertilizer will turn gray, the volatilization of gray fertilizer will turn gray, and the volatilization of black fertilizer will turn gray.
90. The long-tailed horse finch married his daughter-in-law and forgot his mother. Carry your mother to the ravine and invite your daughter-in-law to the kang. Three sesame cakes and two sesame candy, please try them, daughter-in-law.
9 1, eating grapes does not spit grape skins, and eating grapes does not spit grape skins.
92. One and a half cans are half cans, and two and a half cans are one can; Three and a half cans are one and a half cans, and four and a half cans are two cans; Five and a half cans are two and a half cans, and six and a half cans are three full cans; Seven, eight, nine and a half cans. Please count how many cans there are.
93. Grandpa asked grandma to play chess with him, and grandma asked grandpa to accompany him to the theatre. Grandparents are quarrelling. Little Xi and Ricky have a good idea. Xiao Xi plays chess with grandpa, Xiao Qi and grandma go to the theatre, and grandpa, grandma, Xiao Xi and Xiao Qi smile.
94. There are many fish in the fish warehouse in the East China Sea, and big fish swim and touch fish. Fisherman Lv Yu cast a net to catch fish, but it hasn't rained yet. Rain beads catch fish, fish meet rain, and Lv Yuyu is busy fishing in the rain.
95. Cowherd loves six niang, six niang loves Cowherd, six niang loves Cowherd and Langniang loves Lang. Dating is dating, and names are names. Dating can't be said as an adult name, and people's names can't be said as dating.
96. If you can't learn the craft, the materials will be used at a cost, which is exactly what you can do without spending money.
97. There is a Yellow River in Class One and a Kelly in Class Two. The Yellow River and Kelly are engaged in creation, the Yellow River is engaged in woodcut, and Kelly writes poetry. The Yellow River helped Kelly write poems, and Kelly helped the Yellow River make woodcuts. Thanks to their cooperation, the Yellow River completed woodcuts and Kelly wrote poems.
98. The first floor is wide and the second floor is pan. Pan doesn't care about taking out a big piece of garbage, and also says that he doesn't care about soiling the corridor. If you are wide, you must take care of Pan, and Pan will also take care of it.
99. Uncle Zhang and Uncle Li bought a cake in a cake shop. Uncle Zhang bought a big cake, and Uncle Li bought a big cake. Take it home to feed your mother-in-law. My mother-in-law went to Bibo again. I don't know whether Uncle Zhang bought a big cake or Uncle Li bought a big cake.
100, wisteria is placed on a pointed hill, and wisteria is hung with bronze bells on all sides. The wind blows the rattan, the bronze bell rings, the wind holds the rattan and sets the bronze bell.
10 1, melon, silver melon, melon shed is full of melons, melons fall down, play with little dolls, dolls call mom, dolls blame melons, melons laugh at dolls. Brother feeds the fruit, and the fruit wants fruit; Brother gave the fruit, and the fruit giggled.
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