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Liu Chunsheng: Being a husband and wife is a big deal. I won't tolerate your lies.
Liang Qiuyan: If you are worried th
The favorite of eyebrow fans: Liang Qiuyan's lyrics in eyebrow drama.
Liu Chunsheng: Being a husband and wife is a big deal. I won't tolerate your lies.
Liang Qiuyan: If you are worried th
Liu Chunsheng: Being a husband and wife is a big deal. I won't tolerate your lies.
Liang Qiuyan: If you are worried that she will change her mind, I will insure you. If there is a problem. Then you can ask me to be a matchmaker. Don't worry about consideration, I dare not mention it if I have no skill. I can't tell you my name yet for fear of provoking others to say something wrong.
Liu Chunsheng Liang Qiuyan: On that day, I loved each other deeply. The two of us are fighting for output to see who is behind and who is ahead. I will win a labor hero for us, I will win a model Communist Youth League member for Hu, and the support group will take care of family affairs during the slack season. When I earn money, I will take it home for you, and I will sew new clothes for you to wear.
I will be responsible for pears, rakes and hoes in the field, and I will be responsible for picking, hoeing, beating and pinching cotton. Little donkey pulls the cymbals so hard, I'll pull the cymbals for you. Labor can change the world, and small production can become big estates. By then, there will be machines everywhere, rolling around. There is a car and a hospital. I often take a shower and change clothes. There are cinemas and school dolls reading books.
It's really convenient, good and economical for cooperatives to buy things. Look outside the village, there are so many good farmland. Jujube is really dazzling red, watermelon and pear are sweet and fragrant. Pomegranate has a big red mouth and an ice tray the size of an apple. Pears have yellow skin and grapes are knotty. Life is full of happiness, and labor shines forever. Ah, ahem, my husband and wife like it. I really like it.
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Boss Liang: I lowered my head and entered the house without saying a word.
Aunt Day: What's bothering you, Qiu Yan? Recommended: Complete Works of Drama: Appreciation of the Complete Lyrics of Kunqu Opera Peach Blossom Fan
Boss Liang: You still have the nerve to ask. It's really embarrassing. I can't help being angry and scolding you.
Aunt Dai: He left home happily and turned home angrily. I don't know who I quarreled with. He was angry, and I replied with a smile. You have a big temper and bully people all your life. There is no reason to go home today. Why do you have to scratch the cavity when your back itches?
Boss Liang: Uncle Liu and Aunt Zhang are making faces and gossiping. The more you listen, the angrier you get. Hum! Call food a waste of life. I am old, and no one has gossiped all my life. Like a madman, you swear and blow like the yellow wind.
Boss Liang: Qiu Yan has grown so big now, and nothing looks like it. Talking about meeting and learning culture, running around is not at home. Let her do whatever she says, not afraid of being laughed at?
Aunt Ran: My daughter's family also needs to learn culture, and it's not a crime to have a meeting. People say that Qiu Yan is a good child, but you just said that she is nothing like her.
Boss Liang: She and Chunsheng often talk and don't know what Haw Goo Goo said. I saw her in the field today and laughed with Chunsheng again. This is a good baby you gave birth to, but the old man said my family was poor.
Aunt Dai: I'm not afraid to gossip in my spare time, because I'm afraid others will talk nonsense. Our dolls, as we know, will never be blind. People who gossip will be slapped in the face, and gossip will make the wind blow.
Boss Liang: You beat the thief woman for me, and then you are not allowed to go out and shut up at home. I don't call you or me. I feel sorry for the baby. The yard is full of peaches and apricots, and my brother is going to be the groom soon.
Liang Qiuyan: The groom rides a horse to marry the bride. The bride and groom live in a new house. Xi's brother has been singing, and Xi's Qiu Yan is very busy. Mom was all smiles and couldn't open her mouth with joy.
Aunt Liang: You should clean the yard and tidy up the house for us first.
Liang Qiuyan: Yes, yes, yes. I'll sweep the yard first and roll up my sleeves to get water.
Aunt Liang: The happier you stand, the younger you feel. It's convenient to pick up the vegetables and take the bamboo basket here. Vegetable leaves can eat green noodles, and garlic rolls can eat cheese rolls. It's cheap and fresh, and it must be very sweet. Choose the net to send the military family to make him happy. Turn them up one by one and feel the cotton in the basket. Take it out and look at it carefully. It's a rotten clip. Whose rotten clip is in the basket?
Liang Qiuyan: I almost let my mother see the flaw, which made me blush involuntarily.
Aunt Liang: When I saw the sandwich, I was afraid that this woman had shortcomings. Old people complain about me and others gossip. I want to take good advice, and my eldest daughter should always be in front of her mother. Also avoid others gossiping, avoid others saying that I am not virtuous.
Liang Qiuyan: Give him clothes bleached and washed with sodium chloride for him to wear. Screw out the water and pat the exhibition, and the red sun will soon dry up. I don't know how to get used to it I can't finish talking when I see him. I took a needle and thread by hand, but I can't tell you how much I like it.
Aunt Liang: You are mother's good daughter, and the baby understands reason. Don't worry too much, neither good nor bad can make you feel wronged. Since you don't want to marry Tengku, you must always have your own ideas. Your father went home to discuss with him, and I won't mention it again after I retire from Donggu.
Liang Qiuyan: If it were my father, he would insist and I would argue with the government.
Aunt Dai: Father and daughter should not hurt each other. Let's discuss it slowly. I used the money, but I was afraid to pay it back. If you use his things, you will return them.
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