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Horror novel teaching diary (1)

My name is Liu Zihao, and I am a third-year student at Polytechnic University. Last summer vacation, I went to teach in the village with some friends. Quiet village, because of us, slowly set off waves. ...

After a hard journey, I finally came to Fancun. The mountain road is rugged, and a wheel of the box is broken. The village chief stood at the entrance of the village waiting for us and took us to his house for dinner.

The village chief looks very old and seems to be as old as grandpa. All the children at home have gone out to work, leaving only their grandchildren and his wife. The little boy hid behind the door and looked at us timidly. I took a packet of biscuits from my pocket and handed it to him. He was puzzled and refused. Later, when the village chief asked him to ask for it, he slowly reached out and looked at me with flying eyes, as if afraid that I would go back on my word. Holding the biscuit, he ran out of the door quickly and asked his sister to eat with him.

As an only child, I also envy such brotherhood.

The village head's house is still a brick house, not covered with cement. Dark red bricks are exposed, reflecting the unclear sunset and looking like a burning house.

My metaphor doesn't seem very good either. But the village head's house is really strange.

There are two small rooms along the hall. One of the doors was unlocked. Everyone has a desire to spy. I can't help pushing the door in. The room is a mess, and clothes are piled up on beds, stools and cabinets ... which is still in line with the rural situation.

But it's strange that there seems to be someone in bed, but the village chief says there are only four people in his family now.

The village chief's daughter-in-law is cooking, the village chief is chatting with other teaching teachers in the living room, and two dolls are playing at the door. Who is lying on the bed?

What's more, he seems to be looking at me and expecting me to come in. I looked inside quietly for fear of staying too long.

Maybe the village head has bedridden patients at home and doesn't want to talk to us.

Or maybe I'm too tired to walk and my eyes are blurred.

The evening breeze in the country will smell of rice and flowers. Vaguely, it seems that I still smell the feces of the old cow.

I said, village head, it's very kind of you. Going out is a paddy field, and opening the window is a castle peak.

The village chief smiled, took a long puff of smoke and said, there are many mosquitoes!

Well, it's a little too much.

The dormitory arranged by the village head is at school. There is a room for two people, and we just have enough room for two men and two women. It doesn't matter to me, but Yao Yi, a daughter and a big lady, has been yelling all the time since she entered the door. No wonder the ancients said: only villains and women are difficult to raise!

However, Zhou Ji seems to like being with Yao Yi very much, and both of them are laughing and cursing.

Today, I just finished tidying up my dormitory. Zhou Ji and Yao Yi broke up. Yao Yi sat on the bed and joked with Zhou Ji. I turned around and just wanted to take a message, but I saw something on Yao Yi's bed wall. I suddenly paused.

It seems to be a very simple chalk painting. Although I can't see it clearly, I can vaguely see the appearance of a police cap.

There seems to be a few words on it:

200 1, Fang Zhongxin.

What the hell does this mean?

Maybe it's just a boring chalk drawing by students. Because the village chief said that this used to be a student dormitory. It's a pity that such a good painter has not been well trained.

I must study hard. Students should go back to school after the weekend. You can't make students laugh.

There are only two teachers here. One of them is very old and has a heavy back, but he still insists on attending classes. One is about our age and not much older than us. The village chief said that he had been here to teach and had been here ever since. The village chief once advised him to go back to the provincial capital and take an examination of a civil servant. Don't let this poor corner delay his youth, and his wife will be gone in a few years. He was very unhappy and said it was for the future of his children.

Such teachers are rare. A nice guy, but he was so bored that he didn't say a word for a long time. You talk a lot in class, and when you come back to the office after class and want to make friends with him, he still treats you as transparent.

Wearing small glasses, a homespun shirt and not looking at my mobile phone, I thought I was back 30 years ago.

The doors are always locked and the windows are covered with curtains. What a freak.

Among the four teaching teachers, Ruan Li is always taciturn. This is the contrast with Yao Yi.

I teach Chinese. When I taught them to read ancient poems, they stopped and looked at me when they met words they couldn't understand. I feel like a savior. Ha ha.

When class was over, a dusty little boy came up to me and asked me:

Teacher, teacher, you are so handsome, there must be many people chasing you at school!

Ha ha ha ha, I'll go, I'd like to!

It's a pity that handsome people are always brought to the front. Today, when Yao Yi was taking a bath, a snake suddenly jumped out of the shower room. Shit, the building is falling down.

Living in the city since childhood, I have no chance to see snakes. I am interested in it. I tried to poke it with a small stick, hoping it would go away and stop scaring people here. It kept spitting out snake letters, as if challenging me.

Until Ruan Li appeared. At the sight of Ruan Li, the little snake immediately curled up and ran away.

Little snake seems to be afraid of Ruan Li.

It's nothing. The point is, that snake is Mr. Gu's pet!

A big man keeps a snake as a pet! !

Shortly after the snake ran away, Mr. Gu Ran came over in a panic and asked if the snake had come to us. I said yes, he said he wanted to feed the snake something, but the snake ran out of the cage by itself.

I said the snake ran away. The ancient teacher looked lonely and bowed his head. Sighed and said something puzzling:

I should go, but I can't stay.

Old teacher listlessly returned to the dormitory, looked at his back, and suddenly found that he walked straight, just like a former soldier.

Is it really a small forest faint and a big city faint?

Little snake is dead!

Early in the morning, after washing, Zhou Ji went out and stretched himself. He just wanted to breathe the fresh air in the country, but he smelled a pungent smell. He looked down and found that the ground was covered with blood!

The snake, which was as strong as an athlete yesterday, is now chopped into pieces and placed in front of the old teacher's dormitory! Scarlet flesh has long been confused, but the snake head is in the direction of the ancient Lord!

Zhou Ji rushed to call me and crawled to my bed to wake me up.

This is the first time I've seen this situation, too. Okay! But as the only two boys here, we must also be calm. Otherwise, Yao Yi will definitely lose his soul when he gets up and sees this scene.

I guess Mr. Gu hasn't got up yet. Zhou Ji tried to slap the door of Teacher Gu, but I stopped him. I still have the most basic common sense of protecting the scene. We stood at our own door, calling for Miss Gu. I didn't expect Mr. Gu to open the door soon.

The ancient teacher looked at the pile of snake meat in front of him without saying a word to us, just looking lonely. He turned and took a plate, put them into the plate bit by bit, and then carried them back to the room. In the process, the door of the room has been unlocked and refused to open the door for us. After coming out of the room, he picked up a broom and cleaned up all the blood outside. We want to help, but we are still seen as transparent.

"Old teacher, don't call the police!" Zhou Ji couldn't help talking.

Without saying a word, Mr. Gu turned back with a broom and slammed the door again.

Zhou Ji and I looked at the dark green door of the ancient teacher and looked at each other, not knowing what to do.

Who will take care of the prank in this remote place? Maybe it's just some naughty student who hates ancient teachers. When I was in junior high school, I also heard that naughty boys threw the head teacher's motorcycle hat into the Woods behind the teaching building. Let the teacher find it easily.

This is just a prank. It seems a little too much.

Teacher Gu hasn't been out all day.

I looked next door before going to class this morning. Teacher Gu's door is still closed. And a lot of dust fell on his dark green window frame, as if it had not been opened for a long time.

This reminds me of an old professor in the university. I'll ask him for leave. He looked at me through the cat's eye, then opened the door a crack and handed out the fake note. I'm afraid people will watch his house.

What a freak.

Yao Yisheng is ill. It looks like a cold.

Maybe the big lady in the city is too fragile to stand the climate in the wasteland. I went to see her after class today. In fact, the way she calms down is still very beautiful.

No sooner had I arrived at the door of their dormitory than I smelled a smell of blood.

I haven't been able to eat since yesterday morning, and now I smell blood and want to vomit.

Knocked on the door, no one answered, so I pushed the door open.

Yao Yi is lying in bed sickly. I didn't see Ruan Li.

Because of the smell in the room, I don't want to stay there for too long, otherwise I will really vomit.

I closed the door for them the moment I turned and walked out the door.

I saw a red liquid slowly flowing out of their bathroom.

Ruanchen

Her name popped up in my mind at that time, and I immediately ran to the bathroom to check it.

It's really Ruanli!

It's just Ruan Li killing chickens.

She said that Yao Yi was ill, so she bought a chicken from the villagers to supplement Yao Yi's health.

She said that when she was ready to go out with chicken blood, she was too full and the chicken blood poured a little. She has been cleaning in the bathroom and didn't notice the situation outside.

Ruanli was surprised to see me so flustered.

I am even more surprised! Ruanli, a girl who can kill chickens!

I can't be a big boy!

Estimation is also from my surprised expression to see my surprise, she simply said:

"I have been killing chickens myself since I was three years old. Adults think I'm joking. I tied the chicken to the tap and began to cut my throat to draw blood. Those adults look the same as you now. "

Strange girl, get in the trough!

@ Lu Xiyue