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Talk about breaking up, talk about breaking up, and cry after reading it.
2. Trust and distrust each other, and often ask each other in a skeptical tone. This suspicious love will only end in a breakup.
I wanted to send something a long time ago, but I thought about it. I just broke up. Why do you make yourself so decadent? Some words will only make others feel sick and groan. You might as well taste it yourself. I am lovelorn. Well, that's it.
My heart didn't move and my face didn't change color when I broke up, but after 3 seconds, I cried very sadly.
6. Today is my birthday. She gave me the greatest gift, breaking up, hehehe.
7.☆ There is no love that never breaks up, only a soft-hearted mistress.
8. I won't break up no matter how much trouble I make, and I finally got married.
9. Break up if you are not tired, or break up if you are not suitable. Love is accommodation and tolerance.
10, do you want to break up? You want to give up? What you once said won't get worse?
1 1, can someone accompany me to get a marriage license and then fall in love so that I won't lose each other because of a sentence or two after the quarrel?
12. Today, a former good friend of mine told me that he broke up with her. I don't know whether I should be happy or sad. All I know is that even the two of them.
13, graduation, break up, break up together.
14. How many people are like this? When they pursue you, they will say "I will give you happiness" and when they break up, they will say "I wish you happiness".
15. If one day your girlfriend breaks up with you for fear of delaying her study, please don't blame her for saying that you are in her heart every day in class. .
16, when we break up, we will probably gnash our teeth and say don't think that I won't leave, don't think that I will love you forever.
17. Breaking up is popular in Chinese New Year today. I just fell in love. Can you give me some courage?
18, you told me when we broke up! We are strangers.
19, a very good couple in the class, talked about the third grade from the first grade. Later, the girl cut her long hair into short hair and they broke up.
I have never doubted your love for me. I know we will break up one day, but do your excuses have to be so bad?
2 1, I like to break up in the rain, and the rain washes away all my tears, so you don't know that I still care about you.
22. The moment you said goodbye was also the moment I fell down.
23. Flowers before falling in love 1/2 flowers in love11flowers after breaking up.
24. I broke up with my girlfriend and went for a drink. The next day, his girlfriend was with him.
25.-Unlimited commitment when you are in love, even if you break up with a P, it is the reason to leave. This is the love of Nima.
Yesterday morning my friend asked me why I didn't get through today.
27. Break up and be friends, and never serve again.
28. The worst reason for breaking up is not that fate is over, but that it is inappropriate.
We just broke up a few months ago, and now she is getting married. Who can understand?
30. I was with him for one year and one month. I broke up with my ex-boyfriend this morning. Wish me a happy breakup.
3 1, {wake up every night and lose courage and meaning in an empty dream. Who remembers that it was raining that day and agreed not to give up?
32. Sometimes it's really hard. Why would he do that? I want to break up, but I don't. Who can understand me?
33. I want to talk about a love that will not break up. Boyfriend is in the future.
34. You will understand who is insincere, who really loves you and who will be desperate for you. Believe for the last time, go straight ahead and you will grow old. I only wish I could hold your hand and grow old with my son in this life. You dare to last forever, and I dare to last forever. Life is too short to break up easily because of stubbornness.
Don't come to me when you break up. There is nothing to save.
36. At first, "Do we want to get married when we grow up?" "Well" didn't take long. "Let's break up." "Why?" "I like other girls."
Sometimes I really don't have the courage to say those three words to you. Let's break up.
38. My boyfriend's brother broke up with his girlfriend because she always liked my boyfriend. Later, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to be single with his brother.
Today is Valentine's Day. Are you with another girl? Should I bless you and break up as soon as possible?
40. Breaking up is like an earthquake. It's too shocking to react!
4 1, fell in love with it, confessed it, got together, was happy, quarreled with it, was depressed, broke up with it, was sad, regretted it, and came back. Go to hell!
42. I once wanted to talk about a love that never broke up, but I never met it.
43. I remember that when I first came to the hospital, many friends broke up with me because I found the other half ten years later, and I couldn't talk about it in an instant. Later, I especially remember a colleague saying that colleagues will always be colleagues. Coupled with the fatigue of work and the distance, I have begun to avoid making friends. Now I only like my own circle. I have my man, my family, my children and all my relatives, which can never be lost.
44. In the morning, my company sister said excitedly that I broke up! ! I broke up! ! ! Everyone can be so happy when they break up inexplicably! ! ! Sister, no, it was someone else who broke up before, and this time it was my Lord! ! ! My master moved it.
45. A young man surnamed Ma in Beijing tried to save the heart of his girlfriend who broke up with Tianjin. He rode an electric car to shoot written things everywhere in the streets and alleys of Tianjin, including shopping malls, shops, billboards, traffic signs, street advertisements, and many famous people's former residences and historical buildings in Tianjin. It took two months * * * to take 3000 photos, and then picked out the words in the photos to form a special love letter, which is the best love letter in history!
Breaking up is painful. Talk about breaking up and crying after reading Daquan.
1. I have regretted giving up on you, and my heart hurts, but I never thought you would come back.
I once loved you very much, but only once.
I don't know how many people are separated and still in love.
I don't regret everything I have done in this life, but if there is an afterlife, I will never fall in love with you again.
If one day you love someone as much as I love you, you will know how tired I am.
6. Only you know whether it hurts or not. Whether it has changed or not, only oneself can understand. Now I'm fine, pretending everything is fine.
7. What I fear most is not that I love to break up, but that I haven't loved? We've broken up.
8. Good love is always the effort of two people, not the compromise of one person.
9. It's so sweet when you are in love, and you don't contact me after breaking up.
10. I don't want to escape. Calm down. I know your smell can't be erased.
1 1. I thought I could make you laugh and you would like me, but I lost to someone who could make you cry.
12. You are my dream of being swayed by considerations of gain and loss, and I am your dispensable person. After all, this arrow that crosses mountains and rivers stabs emotional and morbid people.
13. One day, when meeting is no longer awkward, greetings are no longer strange, and jokes are still happy, you really don't love him.
14. Some people should forget. The so-called obsession, in their own eyes, is love. In each other's eyes, it's just annoying. In other people's eyes, it is mean.
15. Why did you come, whether I mind or not; Why do you want to leave again, whether I like it or not.
16. Thank you for your sudden appearance and timely departure.
17. If you don't care, how can you have so many emotions?
18. Hugging is the farthest gesture, because you can never see the other person's expression.
19. I am physically and mentally exhausted, powerless, unable to leave, but I feel more and more worthless.
20. Everything will pass, fidgety mood, lonely life, and things that are useless to work hard.
2 1. I love you so much that I ignore myself. I trust you enough to doubt myself.
22. I understand all the reasons, but sober people are the most sad. You must be happier than me, so as not to waste my embarrassing exit.
23. When a relationship comes to an end, it's like cutting off a burnt hair. The comfort of others is just warm nonsense.
24. People who miss your past are always vulnerable and like to wait for the rest of their lives to say "I'm fine", but how long can he remember you when you miss your past?
25. It turns out that breaking up means that this person has nothing to do with you. Just you and me, not us.
26. I thought liking it was a great thing. It can climb mountains and mountains, and then I know that it can't even make you happy.
27. After breaking up, we can't be friends, because we hurt each other and can't be enemies, because we loved each other deeply, so we became the most familiar strangers.
28. Don't always have a lot of time. In this world, when you look back, someone leaves tea, and his mouth will eventually kiss someone else's lips and give it to you. Give everything I didn't give you to another person.
29. The furthest distance in the world is not love or hate, but a familiar person who gradually becomes strange.
30. Don't fantasize too much about yourself. Think about why others must understand you and be nice to you.
Break up and cry after reading it.
1, we are together when the whole world opposes, and we are apart when the whole world blesses.
2, it is difficult to continue, it is difficult to continue, and the relationship is over.
I can't give you the happiness you want, so I choose to quit.
4, watching you disappear at the end of the sea of people, finally understand that laughing and crying are the most painful.
We separated, leaving only time and memories.
6. Don't say you love me when you leave, and don't hold me tight when you push me away.
7. It is inevitable for couples who have no topic to break up.
8, please let go, this feeling of helplessness.
9. After he left, my best days were over.
10, you let go of my hand and said that our future lives would be separated.
1 1. I pushed you away myself, so I have no right to be sad.
What made you leave me so completely?
13, I have no reason not to let you go and no reason to turn back.
14, I know you still love me, although we have accepted the reason for separation.
15, the oath ended yesterday.
16. Missing after breaking up is doomed to be a bitch.
17, breaking up too much is just a way to express sadness.
18, I chose not to cry when you left.
19. Today is my birthday. His gift to me was "Let's break up".
20. It's not that I don't love, it's time for me to come out.
2 1, breaking up is enough?
22. At the crossroads, we parted ways. You take away my tears, and I take away your hate.
23. At the end, I walked through your life sadly, turned around and left, saying goodbye.
24. How many people, even though they broke up, are still waiting in the same place? ...
25. I will say the strongest goodbye to you in the strongest language.
26. If my leaving can bring you happiness, I just want you to know that I really loved you and am willing to give up.
I still have a long way to go. Even if you leave me, I can't go back!
28. At the moment of the first wave, I was destined to say goodbye; Finally, reluctant memories became a sign of cowardice.
29. Since you like to refuse, pray that we are all simple and thorough.
30. Be compassionate and (talk about) the future.
3 1, put it down, you won't care so much, just looking for an embarrassing excuse that you can't put it down.
32. When traveling after separation, you must learn to take care of yourself!
33. Losing your sorrow is an indescribable pain.
34, want to love is poison, breaking up is the antidote.
35. I thought it would be good to be apart, but I was torn by loneliness and hurt to despair.
36. All the intersections stop here, and the only thing left is the crossing line that is gradually drifting away.
37. I can't remember the days when I was together and the days when I broke up.
38. You can leave if you want. I will give you the freedom you want.
39. I wanted to say a thousand words, but I said I wish you happiness.
When I find that I can't live without you, it's time for you to leave me.
4 1, you accompany you, quietly separate, at the next intersection.
42. Breaking up is also an important part of love.
43. Maybe my leaving is a relief for you.
44, go their separate ways, leaving this incomplete love and unfinished story.
45. Sorry, this is a light word. Can I exchange it for your forgiveness?
I cried after breaking up.
1. Sometimes I feel like an invisible man, as if no one can see me.
Sometimes our choice is only to wait, there is no result, and we can only leave sadly.
You are like sunshine between your fingers, warm and beautiful, but you can never catch it.
In fact, you don't need to be so cold. I never thought about it.
6. Don't ask me if it hurts when we break up. Will you feel pain when the big tree stationed in your heart is uprooted?
7. I still know you after breaking up, but I don't want to see you again. If you live well, I won't bless you. If you are unlucky, I won't laugh at you, because we are strangers from now on.
8. Once you are lovelorn, you seem to understand the meaning of all love songs.
9. If you start to miss me, remember, I didn't want to leave, you put it down first.
10. Someone taught you how to love, but he doesn't love you anymore.
1 1. You said I was your life, but you didn't die when we were apart.
12. After breaking up, I changed myself to be like you.
13. As long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.
14. I got into the habit of staying up late, but no one needs my company anymore.
15. You are crazy without me, and I am strong without you.
16. Sooner or later, someone will replace you in my heart. Don't worry, don't feel guilty and don't say you're sorry.
17. You always seem to be short of me. How can I stay with you?
18. After breaking up, we can't be friends, because we hurt each other, and we can't be enemies. Because we loved each other deeply, we became the most familiar strangers.
19. Love comes to the end, even farting is the reason for breaking up.
20. Hide your heart as deep as the sea, just to avoid losing yourself in the ocean of feelings.
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