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Seek the record of palace fighting
= = = = = = = = Gong Dou = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
-People: Princess Xue, Princess Xuan and Princess Qin.
-Time: afternoon
-"location": random
-"Drama": Abuse of drama
-"requirements": gossip plus p.
= = = = = = = Here we go again = = = = = = Xue Fei (972117319)13: 59: 56 is wearing a fairy dress, which is very faint. The arrogant voice shouted: Empress Xue Fei arrived in Qin Fei (546582265)14: 01:01,wearing a pink and blue palace dress, without too much decoration, with cloud-like hair, curved eyebrows, a pair of eyes full of aura, a small and lovely nose and delicate lips. The skin that can be broken by blowing bombs is crystal clear and white. Hearing the arrival of Queen Xue Fei, I quickly knelt down: See Queen Xue Fei (972117319)14: 02:16.
With a dry smile and a hint of pride in her mouth, she said, "Free gift". Is sister really at leisure? Qin Fei (546582265)14: 04:13
With a charming smile, the pear vortex sank lightly: no, my sister is just fine. I want to know what happened when Queen Xue Fei went to the palace of male and female servants. Xue Fei's evil smile. I thought Qin Fei was really ungrateful. The maid-in-waiting next to her said, "The empress came to your palace to give you face. I'm afraid I'll dirty her shoes!" ! Honey, talkative, I went to your palace just to be idle and bored. Can't I come to your palace if I'm fine? Qin Fei (546582265) 14:08:04
Frown: no, no, no, I didn't mean that. Dear Princess (1522839456)14: 08: 05.
Wearing a pale white court dress adds a bit of dust to the elegant place. Elegant and luxurious behind the wide skirt. Black jade hair is simply tied into a dancing fairy bun, and a few full and round pearls are randomly dotted in the hair room, making the dark cloud-like hair more supple, shiny and moist. Beautiful eyes look around, colorful, red lips chuckle. Looking at Queen Xue Fei from a distance, I was about to find fault with Princess Qin Fei. Unexpectedly, I saw Princess Xue Fei: I saw Queen Xue Fei as my courtier. Qin Fei (546582265) 14:08:56
Look out the door; See Empress Imperial concubine of Xuan. Xue Fei (972117319)14:
Looking back, I smiled faintly. Who did I think it was? It's your sister. You and I are concubines, so why bother? This palace of Princess Qin is really lively. Xuanfei (1522839456)14:10: 45
The corners of the mouth evoke a smile: Xie Niangniang Qin Fei (546582265)14:11:55.
A slight frown, I thought Imperial concubine of Xuan empress didn't hear. See Empress Imperial concubine of Xuan (1522839456)14:14: 39.
She has a gloomy smile on her lips and her eyes are as clear as water. She ignored Qin Fei and went straight to Xue Fei's side: I haven't seen her for many days, and the empress is really popular. Xue Fei (972117319)14:15: 45 clearly knew that the emperor had not come to my palace recently. I don't know if it's an enemy or a friend. My sister is joking. I saw Qin Fei's sister beaming. The emperor came to Qin Fei's sister's palace every day. Qin Fei (546582265) 14
Panicked, but still smiling: Why, why, the emperor just, just came to see it, but sister Xue Fei and sister Xue Fei are the most beloved people of the emperor (1522839456)14: 20: 00.
Sweet smile, charming way: Oh? How can the emperor be loved by his sister when he goes to your palace every day? Xue Fei (972 1 173 19)
I thought this princess Qin was a talkative person, and I know she is very calculating. The emperor came to my palace for dinner, but spent the night with his sister.
Xue Fei (972117319)14:
Listening to Princess Xuan, I feel that she is here to help our palace. Knowing that she was an enemy or a friend, she said yes gently, Princess Qin (546582265) 14:22:25.
Mild panic:. . . . . . . I saw Xuan immediately changed the subject and wiped a cold sweat on his forehead. Xuanfei (1522839456)14: 23: 05.
A faint smile and a distant one floated across my lips. Sister, you're welcome. They all belong to my own family (546582265) 14:23:44.
Nodding slightly, Xie Fei (972117319)14: 24:14.
She glanced at the maid-in-waiting beside her and said, Open your mouth, haven't you seen the dear princess? You want to be my palace, and you want to change the subject? Qin Fei (546582265) 14:26:42
Hearing this, Xue Fei's sister knelt down in pain. She forgave me. Because Sister Imperial concubine of Xuan didn't wake me up, I didn't dare to get up, so I went back to the other side and looked at her carefully. My sister didn't mean to offend. Sister Imperial concubine of Xuan (1522839456)14: 27: 37.
Sketch a bloodthirsty smile and say softly, Sister, you can't trust her. Xue Fei (972117319)14: 28: 59.
When Fei Xuan laughed coldly and didn't wake you up, you said a lot of things until I told you about the emperor. You obviously changed the subject. Princess Xuan, I naturally don't believe her (546582265)14: 31:30.
Tears wet eyes, wet eyes, slightly wet feathers, warm eyes, clear tears, a line of clear tears sliding down, a drop of crystal falling: I hope my sister won't talk, afraid to offend her, so, so. . . However, I never thought of sitting in my sister's position! Xue Fei (972 1 173 19)
I thought she was good at acting. She immediately raised Qin Fei's chin and said, How can I trust you? You let the emperor love you. You ignored me. How do you call back my youth? She shed tears. Xue Fei (972117319)14:
I said tearfully that my palace was left out in the cold, and the whole emperor was attracted by you bitch. Why do you feel the pain and helplessness of my palace, Qin Fei (546582265)14: 36:18?
Seeing Xue Fei crying, she quickly waved her hand and panicked and said, My sister didn't mean to. Sister and sister believe that sister will come back and regain the favor of the emperor. ( 1522839456) 14: 39: 29
I thought to myself: Hehe, I wanted to find trouble with Princess Qin, but I didn't expect Princess Xue to take care of her for me. Sister, wipe your tears with a handkerchief and stare at Qin Fei savagely: Do you think you can be lawless with the favor of the emperor? Sister Xue Fei, no matter how out of favor, is older than you. You call it offensive. Xue Fei (972 1 173 19)
There is a smile on my lips. I won't trust you anymore. I hit Qin Fei in the face and wiped her tears with a handkerchief. I think you are a princess, so I won't make things difficult for you. I sigh. Let Qin Fei handle everything (546582265).
White skin has a red slap: Oh. You're right, you'll never get the emperor's favor, ever! Xuanfei (1522839456)14: 42: 59
Raise your hands and give Qin Fei a hard pat: Bold! Just because this is your territory, you can commit the following crimes against Xue Fei (972/KOOC-0//KOOC-0/73/KOOC-0/9)/KOOC-0/4: 44: 22.
I think I have given you enough face, but you don't know how to come. I gave Qin Fei a red position and walked out of this place. Princess (1522839456)14: 45: 33.
I thought Xue Fei would abolish her, and I was very angry! I won't let you go! Say that finish, then leave for Xue Fei (972117319)14: 47: 58.
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