Humor is a response to one's own happy jokes.

A topic discussion can broaden many topic discussions. What do you say if it's funny and provocative? If you learn to chat with this logical thinking, you will find that there are so many topics you want to talk about, and make good use of the discussion of each topic to relate the girls' preheating. What are some humorous chat conversations that make people laugh?

1, a school dug holes everywhere because of laying cables. One day, students from a foreign school came to play. First, I saw the pits that I can often see, and then I saw rows of students in military uniforms. They can't help but sigh loudly: "The military training for freshmen in this college is really announced, and so many trenches have been dug."

2. When I was a student, I had a crush on the campus beauty. She happened to be my deskmate! How much do I like her? I accidentally farted, so I quickly bowed my head and pretended to pick up something, and then opened my mouth to breathe, trying to get rid of all the smells, for fear of smoking my beloved school beauty. What are some humorous chat conversations that make people laugh?

3. "Brother: Look at a person, not with your eyes, but carefully!

4. I still remember that there was an exam in junior high school, and the composition topic of Chinese class was "A letter to _ _". A saint in our class wrote a letter to a mouse and squeaked 500 words from beginning to end! Finally, the teacher asked him to translate what it means to be on duty!

A few days ago, I saw a brother laughing at his girlfriend's face and hanging up the power. Last night was the same. Until the daughter-in-law smiled, she firmly pressed the hang-up button, and then called back and said, "Look, your face is too fleshy, smile _ has hung up!" " Electricity _ that end: "Youmei, the headphones used by mom! ! ! "

6. Today I asked my child, "Man is the only talking animal in the world. Have you seen other talking animals? " Child: "Yes." "Those animals?" Child: "Tom who can talk." What are some humorous chat conversations that make people laugh?

7. I went to work overtime with leading cadres yesterday, and we have to work overtime on the way home. She didn't speak! After a while, at the green light, she learned to put down the window, pointed to the beggar outside and said, have you seen him? I don't understand: yes, it's ridiculous! Leading cadres are thought-provoking: yes, it's ridiculous. I didn't get overtime pay when I went out late!

The cock pointed to an ostrich egg and said to the old hen, "I'm not complaining about you, I just remind you to pay attention." Look at other people's foreign countries and see how others work. "

9. My wife loves cooking and has learned to be her husband's favorite Mao Wangxue. After the husband tasted it, he smacked his lips and said, what a good item, what a good item! The daughter-in-law responded cheerfully: If it's delicious, eat more. The husband said: It's a pity to waste you.

10, I bought a tea shop this morning, which is the kind I am making now. A sister paper in front ordered three cups of milk tea shop. When the clerk wanted to seal the tea shop, the sister paper said, "Wait, help me seal the tea shop first." The clerk said, "It hasn't been sealed yet." Sister paper said, "I'll add something to seal it." Then sister paper received a milk tea shop and took out a bottle of Laoganma Chili sauce from her bag. There is no problem. I can see it clearly. While pouring it into the tea shop, he said, "I'll let you sprinkle dog food, and I'll let you sprinkle dog food." After that, I handed it to the clerk and said, "All right, seal it." Can you imagine my face when I am with the shop assistant?

165438+ After coming to their home with curiosity, does the fucking Tsingtao beer in Mahler Gobi count?

12, a bearded middle-aged man and a pig are sitting on the ground. There is a rake beside the pig. At this time, a little monkey in his hand left and came back to look for the pig. He said to the pig, "What are you doing? Do you want to pretend to be a pig?" The pig replied, "Don't think you are Wukong with roots." At this time, a bald old man left and came back to them with a Longtan, saying, "It's time to set sail."

13, ex loves to drink. He made a mistake when he drank too much. Once, he and his friends got drunk at a party. When he saw four gentlemen walking side by side on the road, he was about to come up and shout one two one, but he couldn't stop him. _ If he calls the other person to turn right, he will be beaten!

14. There are many old friends at home. I reminded my daughter-in-law not to bully me with her eyes and save face. The girl saw it and pointed at me: "Don't think that many people are afraid of you. You cooked dinner today. " i was frustrated

15, my nephew broke into the living room and smashed a mother's favorite cup. Her mother hit my nephew. Just after drinking tea, I accidentally broke a cup. My mother glared at me with a black face and said nothing. When my nephew saw this, he shook his head and sighed, "Alas! Or your own daughter, dear! Alas-"_ fruit, my mother hit me to show fairness?

16. How do you say something interesting and inflammatory? Chicken: Brother Duckling, you are not happy to run. Here is a duster. Duck: In other words, you will be in big trouble. What does it matter to me to be a duster? Chicken: Your mother is fine. At most, she became a hairless chicken. I'm afraid you need to die Duck: What do you think is the reason? Chicken: The duster said that his baseball cap was broken and needed a new one.

17, Third Brother always sticks with her boyfriend. One day I asked him, what did you talk to her about? He said, big things, such as I want to open a factory this time. Let me ask you again, don't you talk about life? He said, I think this is also a very shallow thing. Me. No wonder you can't get a wife in your thirties!

18, driving to the residential area behind the store, a little girl has rolled on the ground and splashed. When the daughter-in-law saw her stop the car, she hugged her. The little girl struggled to break free and kept shouting, Sister, will you mind your own business and go to kindergarten for me? The daughter-in-law quickly learned to put her down, and the little girl fell to the ground and rolled several times.

19, once at a restaurant, two people at the neighbor's table had already said that, and the gossip was beyond words. Listen attentively to their speeches, and participate in their dialogue in your mind while listening. Later, when it came to the key point, they actually stopped and ran to them and asked them: What happened later? They said to me with a puzzled face: Who are you? Embarrassed, I immediately stepped back and covered my face.

20. How to say something funny and provocative? A farmer sued a county magistrate because he lost a cow. The magistrate asked, "When did you lose it?" Responded: "Tomorrow." The officers covered their mouths and smiled. The magistrate was very angry, pointed to the policeman and asked, "What are you laughing at? You must have stolen it! " The officer shook off his sleeves and reported, "Let your father search!"