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Funny two-part allegorical saying
2, firecrackers at both ends-want to (ring) together.
3, eat fish without spitting bones-talk with thorns
4, the light in the kitchen-often suffer indignities
The pole erected 5.800 years ago-the old bachelor
6, powder into the coffin-the pride of death
7, the god of wealth begging-pretending to be poor
8, crossing the river ferry-worthwhile.
9, broken handle hoe-uncertain
10. Daughter-in-law is pregnant-pretending to be a grandson
1 1, the lost child who opened the temple fair-what a shame.
12, freshly baked iron-pure heart
13, ask the axe in front of luban-learning is coming.
14, Lu became a monk-no attachments
15, Peach Blossoms in Water-Go with the Flow
16, skating Osaka (Banshanpo; Slope)-cool from head to foot
17, carrying grass in rainy days-the burden is getting heavier and heavier.
18, flies by the manger-equip yourself.
19, wasp stinging and balding-headache; Not covered or covered.
20, wasps sting scorpions-fight poison with poison
2 1, high horse and short stirrup-dilemma; Up-down dilemma
22, jacket to cotton-padded jacket-the same old story
23. Pedestrians in the street-people come and go.
24. Picking peonies in a hospital bed-longing for flowers.
25, lighting candles-longevity (Ming)
26. Open the fur coat-load the sheep (example)
27, the weasel rests-a nest is not as good as a nest.
28, set up a stage to sell crabs-there are not many goods, and the posture is not big.
29, double ring fire-I am so angry that I am going to explode.
30, wearing a fur hat carved by the wicked-pretending to be an eagle.
3 1, porridge stand in front of the hotel-robbing people of business.
Elephants drink water-they are very generous.
33. Selling dumplings for sesame cakes-all-rounder.
34. Catch the right silkworm moth-never let it go.
35. Tears in the theater-lovers
36. The stone that dreams of marrying-Sisi.
37. A girl looking forward to sunshine-a person who wants sunshine.
38, the tears of the theater-sentient beings
39. Rolling pins come in different lengths-each size has its own purpose.
40. Get married on stage-not a real couple
4 1, irrelevant
42. The poor widow goes to the market-she doesn't need people or money.
43. A hoe with a broken handle-one with a handle.
44. Feed the tiger in bed-harm others and harm yourself.
The two sisters are lovesick-they are suffering from the same disease.
46. The olive butt is unstable; Can't sit still
47. Cover the table with a sheet because it is very big.
48, flowers towards the sun-love (sunny)
49. The worm in the corn stalk-special (drilling) heart
50, swollen face fat-loaded with money
5 1, a lamp in the wind-I don't know when it will go out.
52. Fart under the covers-you can write (smell) and type (cover).
53, angry quarrel-no one says who.
54. Puppet Dance-Your Matchmaker
55, one in a hundred-beauty
56, the girl as the media-their own insurance.
57. Baoyu and Xiangyun wept for Jia Mu, each with his own tears.
58. We share weal and woe, and live and die together.
59, Chen Shimei when xu-like the new and tired of the old.
60, salt has salt, no salt has light-it's not good for you.
6 1, June mustard-false intention
62. Peeled trees-not long
63. Dou Dang is the emperor-weak.
64. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west-saying that he has no sunny (affection) and sunny (affection)
At the age of 65, Yang Zongbao got married-both happy and surprised.
66. Liu Hai pulls Meng Jiangnv-crying and laughing.
67. I covered nine quilts and had a beautiful dream-I can't figure it out.
68, peeling cuttlefish belly-a pair of black hearts.
69, do clay figurine craft-pinch (pinch) hands pinch (pinch) feet
70. Stone lions at the door-in pairs
7 1, dumb love-by gesture
72, banana fruit-wholeheartedly
73, Yuanyang playing in the water-both fall off the horse
74, the car spent an abacus-not good at calculation.
75. Good flowers and cow dung-don't match.
76, dreaming and jumping into the well-a false alarm; Shivaas
A girl marries a eunuch-she won't die.
78. Love in movies-false feelings and hypocrisy
79. The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.
80, the beauty in the painting-don't marry.
8 1, hide from the rain and hide in the city god temple-damn it
82. Han Xiangzi plays the flute-extraordinary.
83. Cut the watermelon with a sharp knife-separate the two.
84. Invite the Wolf to be my guest-I'm impatient.
85, the mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable (wet hair)
86. It rained three times a day-not very sunny (feeling)
87. Brick-making mold, insert knife sheath-frame sleeve
88. Set up a stage to sell tofu-not much business.
89. Dreaming about Xu-I think it is eccentric.
90, heifer menstruation-blood cow circle
Funny two-part allegorical saying 2 1, disgusting. Open the door for disgusting-disgusting.
2. Lighting on the plane-intelligence
3. Sitting naked on the bench-methodical.
4, the jade emperor fart-air
There are more men than women-less than the upper class and more than the lower class.
6, opening-welcome to contribute (engage in)
7. Ten naked men watch five women take a bath-colorful.
8. The tailor lost his scissors-only his ruler (for eating).
9. The old couple went to bed-just say it.
10, the tailor wears a ring-the truth (needle)
1 1, blow up the toilet-arouse public anger (feces)
12, turtle's ass-this is the rule (turtle)
13, fairy fart-extraordinary
14, the library is full-in good order.
15, coffin in coffin shop-supercilious (wood)
16, wedding night-Kaifeng
17, sickle scraping loofah-there are many ways.
18, the tailor didn't bring a ruler-it was intentional (quantity)
19, hoe with broken handle-uncertain
20, daffodils don't bloom-playing dumb
2 1, carved in caves-profound
22, diarrhea to eat laxatives-Hu
23. Sauté ed pickles with salt-too idle (salty).
24, the most thorough beauty-beyond recognition
25. Living together again-Difficulties
26, two o'clock-Rush
27. The busiest airport-busy.
28, the smallest mailbox-unbelievable
29. There's a fire under your crotch-of course (burning under your crotch)
30. Hang a thermos bottle on a telephone pole-it's a high grade.
3 1, cemetery to vegetable garden-even number
32, the dog arch curtain-all by this mouth
33, fart to take off pants-redundant
34, refers to fart blowing lights-there is no hope.
35, the blind do Lamian Noodles-nonsense.
36, light crotch-English (Yin) Ming
37. Widows sleep-there's no one up there.
38, eunuch symposium-nonsense (chicken)
39. The flagpole erected 800 years ago-the old bachelor
40. Eggs laid by bastard turtles
4 1, flies collect honey-pretend to be crazy (bees)
42, powder into the coffin-die proud
43. Drink water through your nostrils-it's terrible.
44.Axe (X) shines on people-I see through you.
45, ice fell into the vinegar jar-shabby.
46. Hang the key on your chest-happy.
47, borrowing a fan in the twelfth lunar month-too angry; suddenly
48, wax figure playing with fire-self-protection
49, pull the trailer to sell tofu-the shelf is not small; What a big shelf
50. Straighten the dog's leg-impossible; Can't do
Funny two-part allegorical sayings 3 1) A temple with torn walls-panic.
2) Pulling weeds to attract snakes-asking for it; Created for oneself
3) Pull out onions and plant sea peppers-one crop is hotter than the other.
4) jointing sorghum-higher and higher; Steady rise
5) Pull out the radish-the hole is there.
6) A plucked phoenix is not as good as a chicken.
7) Pigeons that have been plucked can't fly.
8) Unplug the plug without water-do more.
9) Pull out the seedlings and encourage them-eager for success
10) Wipe your nose on your face-ask for it.
1 1) Fertilize weeds-no effort; There is no work to do.
12) Put your face in your crotch-disgusting.
13) push people to the bottom of the wall-there is no way out.
14) play with dolls as monkeys-fool people.
15) Old Huang Zhong on the shooting range-one shot at a time.
16) Farewell my concubine-why not; have no choice but to
17) dung beetles with white necks-different; unusual
18) white cloth enters the dye vat-it can't be washed clearly; Can't be washed clean
19) cotton-padded jacket made of white cloth-it's all a principle anyway.
20) Chinese cabbage-not delicious; Does it taste good?
2 1) playing with a sickle in the Chinese cabbage field-daydreaming.
22) Stewed tofu with Chinese cabbage ―― Nobody touches anyone's light.
23) Stir-fry green onions with Chinese cabbage leaves ―― Add parents (green) to parents (green).
24) Bai plays the bride-there are demons among demons.
25) White hit a trick of hitting people when they are down.
26) White beauty-human face and ghost heart
27) White talk-bad words confuse people.
28) Free meals-ambitious; Have no good intentions
29) See the Monkey King for nothing-show your true colors.
30) stand out from the crowd-protrusions.
3 1) White tiger enters the door-a catastrophe is imminent; Disaster is coming.
A painting as plain as water-an understatement
33) ash tree pole flip-one hand.
34) Fraxinus mandshurica bears osmanthus-the roots are not straight.
35) White-faced treacherous court official appears-evil; An evil appearance
36) White-faced wolves wear straw hats-they can't change people.
37) White-faced wolves wear glasses-pretend to be good people; Be a good person
38) A fox with a sharp white tail-an old fox
39) A white cat dug a hole in the stove-it ruined its reputation.
40) White-haired crow-different from others
4 1) The White Snake dares to challenge the law-listless.
42) White snake full of water-a big battle
43) White Snake meets Xu Xian-a thousand miles of marriage.
44) Hell in the daytime-mystery; Be sick in my heart
45) daydreaming-thinking.
46) white water pot peeling milk-impossible; Can't do
47) white water paste-you can't make tofu.
Boiled cabbage-bland and tasteless
49) Cook with white water-cook without rice.
50) The White Snake didn't give up on Xu Xian-love is inseparable.
5 1) sugar mouth knife heart-honey mouth sword belly
52) Playing lanterns during the day-it's useless.
53) Looking forward to the moon during the day-forget it; Don't think; Never expect it
54) Flashlight during the day-no need.
55) Chasing ghosts during the day-disappearing things
56) White crane with bald tail-fly in the ointment.
57) White Iron Axe-Double-sided lamp
58) Draw a gangster on white paper-it can't be erased; Obviously; Guess clearly; Very clear
59) written in black and white-black and white; Unable to change; Can't change it; Cannot be changed; No way; Can't afford it; Obviously; Clear, loud and clear
60) Lanterns made of white paper are lit at one o'clock.
6 1) Scissors hanging from the head of a hundred feet pole-Gao Cai (scissors)
62) All rivers run into the sea-the general trend
63) Department stores sell suits ―― one suit at a time.
Shoes and socks are sold in department stores. They come in different sizes.
65) A hundred kilograms of burden, an iron weight-the heavy responsibility lies on the shoulders; Shoulder important tasks
66) steamed peaches 100 kg of waste flour snacks
67) You can carry a hundred gold on your shoulders, but you can't carry one or two pens-a lout.
68) The family of Baili Grassland-loneliness.
69) Bailixi (the doctor of Yu State in the Spring and Autumn Period, and later the left phase of Qin State) recognized his wife-high position did not forget the old feelings.
70) Prissy feeds and worships cows-all appearances are a fool.
7 1) lark play peony-birds and flowers.
72) 100-meter race-every minute counts; Race against time; Catch up quickly; Try to catch up
73) A century-old pine tree, a banana in May-careless.
74) centenarians blow fire-old-fashioned.
75) Millions of heroes went down to the south of the Yangtze River to enlighten the people.
76) There is a red light hanging one hundred feet high-all the way to the top.
77) Cedar rafters-not bends.
78) Tar scalding pig head-uprooted
79) The black sheep of his family turns back-gold is not changed.
80) The defeated soldiers should assemble-assemble.
8 1) sworn brothers open a cocoon shop-forming a party for personal gain (silk)
82) Happy New Year-say a good word.
83) Take a bath with a bodhisattva ―― the more you wash, the worse it gets; In vain; An empty mind
84) Lift the stone bowl and break the millstone-solid (stone) solid (stone)
85) Lift a rock to conquer the sky-more than one can chew; No self-test; Can't do it; cannot reach
86) Servant in the classroom-valet.
87) turtle's nest eggs
88) spotted owls fight-show off their romance
89) zebra's head-in perfect order.
90) riding a rabbit can't be pulled down-unstable; changeful
9 1) can't pull down and sit on the sesame seed cake-a superficial person
92) Knock down the gourd and pour oil-don't stop until you do it.
93) Pull the stove to bake your hair ―― it's amazing.
94) Count accounts with your fingers-count them.
95) Bench handstand-feet up.
96) Put the eggs on the bench-it was a close call; Adventure; Dangerous; Not reliable; trustless
97) Tribulus is placed on the bench-sitting unsteadily; Can't sit still
98) sleeping on the bench-it is difficult to turn over; Can't turn over
99) Playing mahjong on the bench-it won't move; Unable to open the scene
100) drill a hole on the bench-there is a plate hole; cadent
10 1) chop wood with an axe-chop at the same time.
102) There is a door sticker on the board door-one facing east and the other facing west.
The loach on the chessboard (103) has no place to live; have nowhere to hide oneself
104) It's certain-true; Did not run; Can't run; Cannot be changed; Cannot change
105) Knock on the board nail-slow and steady.
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