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What new flag have you set for weight loss day?
All right, cut the crap. If you can't control your mouth, you'll have to set up a weight loss flag again. Whether it can be implemented, we must first put a correct attitude (not).
5. 1 1, homophonic "I want a waist", what a heavy topic ... friends, please stand up!
Starting today, be a thin man, refuse snacks, become thin as lightning, and blind everyone.
Nami, please hold high the passionate slogan of "One person loses weight, the whole family suffers" and start our journey of losing weight, hahaha (sorry I'm hungry).
Starting from tonight's dinner, I want to be five minutes full. I am not blind. I'm not hungry. I want to lose weight scientifically. I want to eat these. No one should advise me, and whoever advises me is in a hurry.
Please hide your snacks automatically at your own risk!
Remember, a person's ability to lose weight depends on his attention to his mouth and thoughts. As long as he has this spirit, he is a noble person, a pure person, a moral person, a person who has broken away from low tastes, and a person who really loses weight. There should be applause here! )
From now on, my husband should not sway in front of me easily. A person who loses weight will not be attracted by all kinds of temptations. Please consciously avoid mala Tang man. You are not welcome in this house.
How to say "lose weight" in English? lose weight
The most common usage is "slimming" to lose weight. Some friends may think this is Chinglish, no, no, that's how English is used ~ so please feel free to use it boldly ~
Why do you say that? Remember, you will take the exam in the future. We bet on a bowl of beef noodles, and whoever loses will eat it.
How to lose weight without exercise?
At the moment I said this, I looked at the treadmill that had been dusty at home. Husband teased: "Daughter-in-law, I'm going to wipe the dust again. The last time I wiped it was three years ago. You just wiped my dumbbell. Two years is useless, and I dare not touch it. "
"Do your own thing, how old are you, and you are not independent." I glanced at the greasy uncle in front of me, with cold light shining in my contemptuous eyes. "How fat!"
Although my slogan is very loud, I have to say that it is really tm difficult to lose weight. I think I've been fighting to lose weight all my life. But when I think that Pan Yueming failed to lose weight, why can I succeed? How can I be special to the obese 600 million people? I don't want to be a traitor
Well, it's hard to lose weight. Now I'm hungry. I want to eat instant noodles and drink all the soup, leaving no one for the enemy.
The great cause of losing weight on a whim was defeated by my evil snack of braised beef noodles.
Ok, the next wave of national flags will be held tomorrow. Get a beauty sleep first, eat breakfast clearly, and you can lose weight when you are full.
Xinqi: Don't buy new clothes before losing weight! Don't do your hair before you lose weight! You will always be a fat, dusty man in an old suit!
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