Humorous sentences from Chinese teachers

1. Well, I have always wanted to be a class representative, but I have always been the monitor.

2. The math teacher said with a smile today that I teach two classes and rank first in one grade. We are the last in a grade. No one in our class respects him. I feel bad for him.

3. Pay off your debt before leaving school on Friday, otherwise I will let your parents experience campus life

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4. Teacher, I have been saving my homework for two days. I have feelings for you. Can’t we hand it in?

5. A classmate in the class suddenly wants to transfer away. The head teacher I cried for a long time. The deskmate was a boy, and his deskmate was also a boy, and his deskmate also cried.

6. Our math teacher is only in his twenties this year. He was very sunny when he first started teaching us, but after a few months, he now has a lot of white hair on his head.

< p>7. The most unscrupulous thing I have ever done is to help the school deceive the Education Bureau

8. The head teacher said that our class has developed limbs and weak brains

9. After all, I am useless to you. You won’t like me either.

10. I remember what Lao Ban said most often is, take a quick look at the best, and see the fool later

11. Why do we need to learn ancient Chinese? I don’t talk about classical Chinese with ghosts

12. Why did the ancients call it a typo when they wrote it wrong, and I called it a typo when I wrote it wrong?

13. Well, our old classmate is getting married next week. She invited We will miss her after two weeks of wedding leave

14. My classmates asked me if the new physical education teacher was named "Mediterranean". "Hmm" "What the hell is the Mediterranean Sea?" I said silently "gutter oil"

15. My old class lied to the parents and said what was going on with the female students and the boys and hit me if they didn't like me. You don’t have to be so despicable, why do teachers charge class fees and ask for money all day long?

16. “I cursed the teacher thousands of times in my heart, but it never came true.”

17. It’s been three years I have fallen in love with him since I first saw him when I first came to this school. He is my teacher and I am his student. We are 17 years apart

18. In the information class, the head teacher suddenly came over and pushed the door open. We were all playing games, and the head teacher said, "You guys are so laid-back!" Then someone said, "That's right." 19. I wish the children who have a parent-teacher conference at school good luck today!

< p>20. I heard a classmate say a few days ago: Where is the most naughty and lovable boy in your class? I was moved when I heard this. I have failed the teachers’ expectations.

I hope to adopt it. Thanks!