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Will the cool Huang Xiaoming regret marrying a baby?
Chen Kun, a young man from a poor family, once said: "Xiaoming's eyes are as pure as glass. When he smiles, I think it is extremely pure."
What he said Xiaoming is today's greasy uncle Huang Xiaoming, a man who said in an interview program that he has no filming and has fallen out of the spotlight.
It is said that once, the host of a program asked Huang Xiaoming: "I heard that your mansion in Shanghai is worth 110 million, right next to the Oriental Pearl Tower?"
Huang Xiaoming: "It's not a mansion. , it’s an apartment like a hotel.
Because my wife likes Shanghai and both parents are in Shanghai, I bought this house. It can see the Huangpu River and the Oriental Pearl Tower, and the view is pretty good. ”
It is a well-known fact that Huang Xiaoming is a real bastard. Not to mention how much he is worth and how much assets he has, he spent hundreds of millions of yuan on a wedding in Shanghai to marry his baby. It proves that in addition to being an artist, his business acumen is simply genius level!
Through his own efforts, he finally became a "capital" instead of being an "artist" who could only work part-time.
But for such a big boss, his position in the entertainment industry is becoming increasingly embarrassing. Especially in the past few years, he has been almost invisible. He has no works and no exposure. , there are just endless scandals and news of marriage changes.
So, what happened to the once arrogant "No. 1 Mainland Brother"? That’s why he’s living in such a “down and out” state now, to the point where he has nothing to film!
Next, I will take you to Huang Xiaoming’s world.
01
In 2001, Huang Xiaoming gained widespread attention for his role in "Emperor of the Han Dynasty". In the play, he played Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, who finally ascended to the throne through lurking, resourcefulness and iron-blooded tactics. Ascend to the throne.
It is precisely because of his performance in the play that his popularity has grown by leaps and bounds. In 2002, he co-produced "The Invincible County Magistrate" with the already famous Fifth Prince Su Youpeng. In the play, he He plays a domineering prince who destroys everything he can get, and this drama also brought his popularity to another level!
At this time, thousands of miles away, a Chinese-German mixed-race girl named Yang Ying was following her parents from Shanghai to Hong Kong to work as a wild model in a little-known magazine.
In the same year, the two brothers Wang Zhongjun and Wang Zhonglei from the Beijing Circle Compound established Huayi Brothers Times Culture Agency Co., Ltd. Due to their long-term cooperation with Feng Xiaogang and the annual New Year movies, they have gained a lot of attention in film and television. It has made great achievements in dramas, advertising endorsements, image packaging, performances, and other fields. The company has signed contracts with nearly a hundred artists, ranking first among Chinese brokerage companies.
At that time, Huang Xiaoming never imagined that he would become a shareholder of Huayi Brothers and Yang Ying’s husband in a few years.
In 2004, Huang Xiaoming, who was introverted and blushed when he saw pretty girls, met his love. When he starred in "Dragon Ticket", he and Qin Lan acted in a fake role, extending their relationship outside the screen.
But the good times did not last long. After two years of "Applause for Love", the two finally parted ways due to the reason of spending less time together and more separation.
The following year, that is, 2007, Huang Xiaoming made great progress in his career. "New Shanghai" starring him and Sun Li made him an instant hit. It should be said that his Xu Wenqiang was Really handsome, very manly.
With this drama, he also won the Best Actor Award at the Sina TV Drama Ranking First Quarter Awards Ceremony, and was nominated for the Best Actor at the 13th Shanghai TV Festival Magnolia Award.
As a result, he became a favorite in the mainland entertainment industry. In the same year, he joined Huayi Brothers, which already had the title of the number one entertainment company in the country, and became a veritable Huayi brother!
Immediately afterwards, in addition to his achievements in the acting career, his business acumen was also revealed.
In 2008, two brothers, Wang Zhongjun and Wang Zhonglei, wanted to list Huayi, so they sold some of their original shares. Huang Xiaoming took a fancy to this opportunity, and together with Li Bingbing and Ren Quan Wait for someone to buy this batch of stocks.
Among them, Huang Xiaoming holds the highest share, reaching 1.8 million shares!
It was this investment that allowed him to start to emerge in the capital circle, which also paved the way for him to hold hundreds of millions of weddings in the future!
Just when both career and investment were a win-win situation, Huang Xiaoming once again welcomed his love. This time he was no longer shy or shy.
After all, this is not the first time. With the experience of playing poker, how can you make the wrong card again?
In the same year, Yang Ying, who was far away in Hong Kong, had a stage name of Angelababy. At this time, she was sent to Jay Chou's side by sister Kim to be a backup dancer. She was still thinking about how to conquer this man and become Sister-in-law of the Heavenly King.
But what Jay Chou loves most is to listen to his mother. Besides, what kind of scene has Mr. Zhou, who has never fallen off his feet after debuting for so many years, not seen? He knows all the rules in the entertainment industry. It's okay to have fun, but forget it if you take it seriously!
So in the end, the baby did not have such a good fate as Xiong Dailin, and successfully captured the heart of King Guo!
On the other hand, Huang Xiaoming, who is flourishing in the Mainland, finally understands what it means to have three wives and four concubines!
In The Deer and the Cauldron, he has a private life-long relationship with Ying Cai'er's Ah Ke, flirts with the comfortable Princess Jianning, and flirts with Li Fei'er's innocent Zeng Rou!
Fortunately, he only pulled Li Feier into bed in the end, and the others had to go home to find their mother!
02
After getting together with Huang Xiaoming, Li Fei'er gradually retired behind the scenes and stopped filming. Instead, she became a considerate little cotton-padded jacket and took care of his daily life.
However, as Huang Xiaoming's popularity grew, the two began to get together less and stay apart more often.
In addition, the beauties around him are different every day, which makes it difficult for Huang Xiaoming, who has been on the battlefield for a long time, to control himself.
In this way, the relationship between the two became weaker and weaker. Until Huang Xiaoming went to Hong Kong once, this relationship also fell apart because he met the baby.
When Huang Xiaoming was in Hong Kong, she happened to be seen by Kim, who was worrying about how to make her baby famous. As a well-informed agent, there was no news in Hong Kong that she could not get. , she knows Huang Xiaoming’s status in the mainland entertainment industry, and this is an excellent opportunity to make the baby famous, and it can also open up the mainland market, which is simply killing two birds with one stone!
So, she quickly arranged for their meeting, and the baby did not disappoint sister Kim. She used lightning speed to win over the young Huang Xiaoming. After all, with a MILF like Kim, Bi, he is so young!
In this way, under the strong offensive of the baby, Huang Xiaoming fell into it. While falling in love with the baby*** in Hong Kong, he returned to China to file a case with Li Fei'er, and in the middle he had to attend activities and film movies. It was really Quite a busy person!
But there is no airtight wall in the world. No matter how tightly he covers it, he cannot withstand the fermentation of paparazzi and public opinion.
Soon, the scandal between Huang Xiaoming and the baby spread in Hong Kong, and a photo of the baby wearing a sailor uniform to celebrate Boss Huang’s birthday was released.
Although Huang Xiaoming has repeatedly emphasized that his relationship with the baby is just friends and buddies, no one who is not a fool will believe his explanation.
At that time, Li Fei'er was simply blinded by love, and instinctively believed that everything Huang Xiaoming said was true, because she did not want to prove the so-called rumors.
But the less you want to prove it, the more you want to know the truth. During a meeting for dinner, Li Fei'er accidentally saw a text message sent to him by the baby while Huang Xiaoming was going to the toilet. The content was very explicit and straightforward. (You can just look at the picture to see what the content is)
Li Fei'er couldn't stand it anymore, so she had a big fight with Huang Xiaoming and quit the relationship.
The baby took this opportunity to directly move into Huang Xiaoming's home in Shanghai, and also used Huang Xiaoming's resources to become a domestic first-line actress in the shortest time.
This is the difference between Li Fei'er and baby, and the reason why she loses. People who blindly think that love can defeat everything will always be a fool, and can only hold things in their hands and put them in their pockets. , that is what belongs to you!
And Huang Xiaoming is also willing to use his own resources to support his woman. This baby does it perfectly!
03
In 2009, in order to express his love for the baby, Mr. Huang used his connections to let her participate in the movie "Love in the City" produced by Huayi Brothers, with Nicholas Tse, Rene Liu and other big-name stars show off their acting skills on the same stage.
This time, the baby has changed from a little-known wild model to an 18th-tier entertainer in the entertainment industry.
Continuing his efforts, Huang Xiaoming worked hard to make his woman popular. In 2010, he released a song with his poor singing voice and invited the baby to star in the music video of "Can't Stand It" The heroine also wanted to take this opportunity to let everyone know about her relationship, paving the way for announcing her relationship in the future.
In 2011, baby partners Huang Bo and Zhao Youting teamed up to bring "The Ruffian Hero".
Now, Baby’s popularity in the Mainland is rising, and his fame is getting bigger and bigger. He even ranked 88th on the Forbes China Celebrity List.
In the same year, Huang Xiaoming saw that the time was almost up, so he announced their relationship and said that they were planning to get married. Huang Xiaoming also showed affection to her on various occasions, but he was afraid that His baby was bullied by others!
In 2012, Huang Xiaoming once again made great efforts to let the baby co-star in big-budget movies "Tai Chi 1 from Scratch", "Tai Chi 2: The Rise of Heroes", and "Detective Dee: The Dragon King" with Tony Leung Ka Fai and Eddie Peng.
This drama also became the beginning of baby’s introduction to the big screen!
In the same year, she also starred in the romance film "The First Time", in which she played the heroine Song Shiqiao. And with this film, she won the Most Watched Actress Award at the 13th Chinese Film Media Awards.
In 2013, Baby, Yang Mi, Liu Shishi, and Ni Ni were named the New Four Little Actresses by Nandu Entertainment Weekly. In the same year, baby's ranking rose from 88th to 54th on the Forbes China Celebrity List!
In 2014, the extremely popular baby's resources exploded. She appeared on the Forbes list four times in a row and participated in the Hollywood action film "Code Name 47". (No matter how good the performance is, Mingqi Designation has come out.)
In October of the same year, Baby, who had already become a first-line actress, was invited by Zhejiang Satellite TV with tens of millions of dollars to join the TV series they introduced from South Korea. In the variety show "Running Brothers", Baby has made greater progress in this show. The number of fans on Weibo has exceeded 80 million. Her image of a tomboy is deeply loved by countless otakus. She is the goddess in their hearts!
In 2015, Huang Xiaoming and his baby registered their marriage in his hometown in Qingdao. In October of the same year, Huang Xiaoming spent a huge sum of money to report their wedding at the Shanghai Exhibition Center, and invited most of the stars in the entertainment industry to attend. It is said that It cost 200 million.
The following year, with unremitting efforts, Baby gave birth to a son in Hong Kong, nicknamed: Little Sponge.
I heard from thoughtful people that this nickname is related to an unspeakable secret between the leader and the baby!
And the side effects of this celebrity drama are on the way to find Mr. Huang, and will come soon.
04
Just as the popular baby said when faced with the 80 million salary, "I feel that God has given me this appearance, and I will get something, for sure. I will lose something.
I am worth this price!”
But what she didn’t say was that behind all the connections and favors she gained, The result of blessing later.
In order to make her popular, Huang Xiaoming gave everything he had, so much so that he lost himself in it. I have to say that this is true love, and it can be seen that he really likes the baby.
And as a price, he became more and more confused, until no one approached him for filming or commercial acting.
Although his success in the business has made him invincible, as an actor, his acting career is basically over!
Even he himself said: "Now I am begging others in turn. They are just polite on the surface, but they may not use me. I feel that I have fallen off the line! Favor is also a thing. You can’t be used as food, so people should ignore you or ignore you!”
Huang Xiaoming, who has a bitter look and a depressed mood, is no longer high-spirited. Compared with Deng Chao at the same time, he is an actor in his career! It has really been pulled far away.
Because of some events in the past few years, he used a lot of connections to help others. These were all favors.
Now that these favors came to him, he had to pay them back. Let him act in those popular movies with extremely poor reputations, and his popularity with the audience has slowly been lost. So much so that even if he wants to find a good movie to act in, no one will use him!
But who can blame it? In the entertainment industry, as long as you don't have traffic and excellent acting skills, it will be difficult to move forward, even if you have the capital yourself!
Looking at Huang Xiaoming's current situation, I have to say that it is really embarrassing. Especially in recent years, except for one "Crisis Public Relations", it is rare to see him have other works. Some of them are just that he participated in the show with his ex-girlfriend Li Feier, and then made the baby of the palace empress anxious. On Weibo I published a long novel and even called him Mr. Huang affectionately, not even my husband.
This gave everyone a good meal at the time. Needless to say, the farce was still very exciting!
Ever since they got married and had children, the news about Huang Xiaoming and his baby’s divorce has never stopped. Even though both of them strongly deny it, they can’t escape the paparazzi’s tracking. Either the baby is dating a male celebrity today, or it will be tomorrow. Which male celebrity was surfing with in Sanya?
This made Huang Xiaoming even worse. He was sad alone here, while his wife was having fun with others outside. I don’t know if the two of them were too much. We believe in each other, but we have already parted ways!
If one day, the two really get divorced, then the wedding of the century will become a joke, and the former vows of eternal love will also be used as a topic of ridicule. I wonder if Huang Xiaoming will be divorced by then. I will regret not choosing Qin Lan or Li Fei'er back then, but choosing a baby who can't do anything.
We are only halfway through the journey of thousands of miles, and we have to finish the road we have chosen on our knees!
Waiting for Huang Xiaoming’s rebirth and looking forward to his comeback!
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