Telling jokes to my sister

1. At the breakfast stall, the auntie selling pancakes asked the little girl: Girl, do you want ham or eggs?

The girl frowned: Auntie, could you please stop saying such disgusting things so early in the morning.

The uncle at the stall next door yelled: Girl, your breasts.

2. Yesterday, I drove for a customer from Fujian. When I got in the car, he said to me: "Master, please give me flowers."

Me: "What flowers?"

Him: "It's a flower! It's a flower when you drive!"

Me. . .

3. When I was shopping, I suddenly felt a stomachache. I went to the WC and there was no toilet paper, so I picked up a tile on the roadside to deal with it.

It’s done, but someone next to me was too embarrassed to wipe it. After waiting for half an hour, that guy still didn’t leave.

No matter if he was laughing or not, as soon as he picked up the tiles, the guy said: Brother, can you give me half of it?

4. The company’s customer service received a complaint call from a customer. The customer scolded her all over her face. We all looked at her with sympathy. Later, the customer probably got tired of the scolding and finally said: Do you customer service staff have shit in your head?

The customer service MM replied calmly: All we have in our minds are customers. . .

5. When I squeezed into the bus at work, I was squeezed next to an aunt. The aunt looked at me nervously and hid the bag behind her back. How could I be so funny that there are so many thieves? When I got off the bus, I discovered that my wallet was gone.

6. I asked my nephew: What time is blackjack?

My nephew said it was 9 o'clock in the evening.

I asked again what about 21:21?

She thought for a while and said 9:09 in a very definite tone!

7. The father lamented: "Today's children are really like dung beetles who fell into a manure pit - they have food and drink, they are greedy for comfort, and they have no ambition!"

Son: "Dad, was there no excrement in your cesspool at that time?"

Dad. . .

8. A passerby saw a child crying. Passers-by asked him what was wrong.

The child said: Mom said that I had to wait for the car to pass before I could cross the road, but I have been waiting for half an hour and there is no car. What should I do?

9. There were many minors in the Internet cafe today. Suddenly the parents of the children nearby came over, grabbed their children, and yelled: If you dare to come to the Internet cafe, I will beat you to death.

Children also have tempers: Beat me, beat me to death! As long as the crystal tower is there, I can be resurrected with full health in 60 seconds!