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Reading the Red Chamber is easy
The wife of a big family always has a maid, and Jia's family is no exception. Among Sanchun sisters, Yingchun's maid is called Siqi, Tanchun's maid is called Shishu, Xichun's maid is called Huaxiu, and Chyi Chin's calligraphy and painting is missing a piano, which is the name of Jia Yuanchun's maid-Bao Qin. Even the girl's name is so particular, but it's a pity that Cao Xueqin's heart gave Jia a good taste.
Let's see what Sanchun is doing. Yingchun and Tanchun are playing Weiqi, which is not the skill of ordinary people now, let alone hundreds of years ago. Besides, two girls are playing Go. Although Jia's men don't live up to expectations, their wives' talents should not be underestimated.
Spring Festival Tanchun's "Two people were busy playing chess, so they both leaned over and thanked each other and ordered the maid to accept it", which was accepted formally and politely, but without emotion. Look at Xichun's side again and play with the little nun of Shuiyue Temple. When she saw the flowers coming, she told a joke, which had just become the language of her fate. "I'm here to tell the intelligence that I shaved my head and went to be a nun with him tomorrow, but I just sent flowers again. If I shave my head, I can wear them there. "
Xi Chun's fate after the 80s of Dream of Red Mansions is indeed to shave his head and become a monk, so sometimes, jokes are true.
Cherish spring is also out of courtesy to let the girl accept it. Since then, Sanchun's sisters have all received palace flowers, and they have not shown any emotions, whether they are strangers or like them. Just now, we mentioned that this palace flower is a fresh sample in the palace, but none of the Sanchun sisters expressed novel feelings. Probably Jia Fu's power is no less than Xue Family's, and Jia Fu's people are used to those things in the palace, so it's not surprising.
Just like the children of rich families now, they have given enough and there is no novelty for them to experience. Sometimes it's a pity. Although they have seen the world, it has nothing to do with surprise and cherish.
Generally, the plots of novels have a set of connections. Cao Xueqin's Dream of Red Mansions is "a wave of unrest rises again". When all kinds of contacts are combined, promotion is not abrupt at all, and withdrawal is not abrupt at all.
Here, for example, Zhou Rui's family sent palace flowers to Xichun, where they met a clever son, which led to Jia's "fifteen silver offerings to burn incense". Jia Fu sends some incense to Shuiyue Temple every day, and Zhou Rui's family asks the clever son if he has received it. Smart is just a little girl, she doesn't know about it, and she asks the manager to trust her. Yu Xin's name is homophonic "foolish letter", and you will know that it is not a positive figure when you think about it.
Cherish the spring said, "here it is. As soon as his master arrived, Yu Xin's family caught up with him and talked with his master for a long time, thinking it was for this. " Probably Yu Xin was greedy for the money in private. I thought it would go unnoticed, but I didn't expect Master Shui Yue 'an to come to me, so I could confess to him first.
Next, I'm going to send palace flowers to Xifeng, and I pass by Li Wan's window on the way. Because Li Wan is a widow and has no flowers, she has to arrange to go out to brush her sense of existence. It's a pity that Cao Weng's "no one can be less".
When Zhou Rui's family arrived at Xifeng's house, Xifeng "hurriedly beckoned him to the East Room". The room is probably not allowed, so let Zhou Rui's family wait in the East Room first. "When Zhou Rui's family found out, they sneaked into the East Room." They saw the wet nurse patting Xi Feng's daughter Qiaojie (written here as "Big Sister") for a nap. Zhou Rui's wife asked Xifeng, the wet nurse, that she had not woken up after taking a nap. The nurse said nothing but shook her head.
My little daughter won't let me in, and the wet nurse is embarrassed. What is Xifeng doing in the house? Then the author still didn't want to solve the puzzle directly, just said, "I just heard a burst of laughter over there, but there was Jia Lian's voice." I wondered, "At this moment, the door rang, and Pinger came out with a big copper basin and asked Xi-feng to scoop water in."
Let's just say that the laughter belongs to Xifeng, and there is Jia Lian's voice in the room. Then Pinger came out of the room, so the people in the room were: Xifeng, Jia Lian and Pinger. Everyone else stood outside, and Pinger came out with a big copper basin to fetch water. We can know what Xi Feng and Jia Lian did when they made love in the house. Pinger is Xifeng's personal maid and dowry, and she is also good at home.
In broad daylight, the young couple were inseparable in the house, and people probably got used to it. When Zhou Ruiping's son told her purpose, Pinger left the flowers in the palace, and then asked the maid to send two flowers to Qin Keqing in Ningguo Mansion. Here, Xifeng and Qin Keqing have a good personal relationship and don't forget to send a flower; In addition, probably because of his identity, Jia's favorite "the first proud daughter-in-law" and another layer of undisclosed private identity, these may be the reasons why Wang Xifeng wants to be nice.
In any case, Wang Xifeng is thinking about Qin Keqing, and the way of the Rongguofu can't be lost; As an excellent assistant of Wang Xifeng, Pinger is naturally unwilling to lag behind. "She ordered Zhou Rui's family to go back and thank her." Remember to thank Aunt Xie Xue and only Pinger.
Just now we said that Cao Xueqin's writing of a dream of red mansions was "wave after wave". Here, after he sent flowers to Ann, he met his daughter and brought out the trouble for his son-in-law, and Jia's bad things happened one after another. Listen to Cao Weng's explanation.
It turns out that Leng Zixing, the son-in-law of Zhou Ruigu, quarreled with others, and the defendant went to the yamen. She had to quit her job and return to her hometown. When the daughter had no choice, she came to her mother to find a way.
This kind of incident, similar to the current "shooting tigers and catching flies", is "what's the big deal" in Zhou's view. Big families are just different. A servant of the Xue family can kill people and be confused. Here, the son-in-law of Jia Guanjia was dismissed, which is not a big deal for Jia Guanjia's wife. Oh dear.
However, the author only mentioned it here. Zhou Rui's family asked her daughter to wait for her at home first. She sent palace flowers, but Lin Daiyu didn't. I told readers an introduction, which aroused their curiosity: what will Zhou Rui's family do to his son-in-law in the end? But don't say it directly. It is necessary to say something else before going back. Enough to keep the reader's appetite alive, and the author can't help it. We must read on. Really high!
Send palace flowers to Daiyu
Daiyu's playing with Baoyu's nine-ring chain is the kind of toy that needs wisdom and may not be able to untie one ring after another. In private, thinking about the nine-ring chain means that Daiyu and Baoyu have a complicated emotional relationship.
Baoyu took the flowers handed by Zhou Rui's family first. If Baoyu was not in a hurry to meet them, Daiyu probably wouldn't be interested in taking the initiative to meet them, so thanks to Baoyu, we were able to meet them. They are "artificial flowers made of palace gauze". Daiyu "only looks at Baoyu's hand" and asks "Are they just for me or for other girls?" After Zhou Rui answered honestly, Daiyu said, "I knew others wouldn't give me the rest."
Every time I read this, I can't help sighing for Daiyu's sensitive heart. What suspicious and humble person would have such an idea? Zhou Rui's family just sent flowers according to the route. Sister Sanchun and Xifeng didn't "pick" this action. Finally, when I arrived at Daiyu, it became "picking the rest".
Most readers will like Lin Daiyu very much, but I just can't like her. Every time I think about her complicated, sensitive and suspicious mind, I feel very tired. As a girl, if she has such a female friend, as a boy, if she has such a girlfriend, she feels tired and she lives tired herself. You are really tired, I am tired, and everyone is tired.
Baoyu has a heart of great love. Play with Daiyu here, and ask someone to visit Baochai there. Just say that Miss Lin and I sent someone here to greet my aunt and sister and ask him what happened and what medicine he took. "。 Theoretically, I should come in person, just say that I just came from school and caught a cold. I'll come and see it myself some other day. Baoyu not only mentioned himself, but also mentioned Lin Daiyu and became a family. In addition, he carefully told me what to ask. You said he was cute. He lied that he couldn't go because he had a cold, but in fact he had a good time here with Lin Daiyu. You said he was warm in love rat, and he remembered to visit Baochai.
So although I don't like Daiyu's sensitive personality and mean mouth, any girl, her favorite boy and her two of a kind boy can still miss other sisters, and she will definitely fall into a circle of jealousy. Therefore, it is the jealousy of Daiyu. Fortunately, Baoyu is considerate and patient with her in everything, so others will not say much.
On the way to send palace flowers, Zhou Ruigu met her daughter to please her son-in-law Leng Zixing, and only had a few tricks. "Zhou Ruigu and her master are snobs, and they don't care about these things at all. They want Xifeng at night." That's about it. It's over this time.
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