Joke: Daquan laughs till his stomach hurts.

Jokes and jokes are complete, which makes people feel happy and laughs constantly. Today, Bian Xiao brought you some jokes and jokes that will make you laugh until your stomach hurts!

1. Girls' mantra

Girls have many pet phrases, such as "I'm not fat, I'm just a big skeleton", "I don't spend money, I just have taste", "I'm not lazy, I'm just comfortable" and "I'm not nosy, I'm just kind"? In fact, these are all comforting themselves.

2. Three stages of men

Three stages of a man: the first stage, wanting a woman; In the second stage, I want many women; In the third stage, I want a woman to take care of him.

3. The boss's pet phrase

The boss's pet phrase: employees in our company are like family members, and everyone should care for and help each other. However, if someone doesn't listen, it's a disappointing son who will be fired.

4. Three stages of women

Three stages of a woman: the first stage, wanting a man; In the second stage, I want a rich man; In the third stage, I want a rich, affectionate and tasteful man.

5. The three stages of the boss

The three stages of the boss: the first stage, asking for money; In the second stage, I want more money; The third stage, want other people's money.

6. Mother's pet phrase

Mother's pet phrase: you child, how can you be so disappointing! Look at other people's children, how smart and excellent they are. Why not? !

7. A man's pet phrase

Men's mantra: I don't want to get married, but I haven't found the right person yet; It's not that I don't want to have children, but I'm not ready; Not that I don't want to go to work, but that I'm still on vacation.

8. Three fields of women

Three realms of women: the first realm, wanting a good job; The second realm, want a good job and a good man; In the third realm, it is better to work, to be a good man and to be a good marriage.

9. A woman's mantra

Woman's mantra: I don't want to lose weight, but I haven't found a suitable way to lose weight; It's not that I don't want to save money, but I haven't found a suitable shopping method yet; It's not that I don't want to work, but that I'm still on vacation.

10. Three fields of men

Three realms of men: the first realm, wanting a good job; The second realm, want a good job and a good woman; The third realm, I want a good job, a good woman and a good marriage.

These are the complete works of jokes brought by Bian Xiao. I believe everyone laughs till their stomachaches!