Be an educated hooligan.

Recently, WeChat pushed me a book called "Don't cry when I tell jokes".

Recommendation: This is a collection of essays suitable for reading in any occasion except funerals.

I read the beginning with a light heart. I didn't want to be attracted, but I finished it at once.

Seeing Yan Shu's "I tell a joke, don't cry", I can't help thinking of many people around me.

The first thing that comes to mind is an educated hooligan. Like the author's uncle. As the saying goes, hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture. In the process of each of us growing up, we will always meet a few educated hooligans. One of my high school classmates is such a high-end "rogue". At school, he can control fighting, smoking, learning the Book of Changes, falling in love and writing at the same time. Every article he writes will be read by the teacher as a model essay in the composition class. I thought he was very charismatic. Not only male students like him, but also many female students like him. Let us good students envy.

Don't cry when I tell jokes. Are short stories that are not systematic.

Read the first story, retirement. I thought of my father. People in the world are very different and similar. People, once they are over 60 years old, will undergo great psychological changes. Start nostalgia, recall the past, and like to draw conclusions. Gradually become cautious and don't want to take any more risks. But under these appearances, there is a soul full of enthusiasm, care and love. Just like a big river, after nine turns and eighteen bends, it returns to the calm of the sea, full of tolerance and wisdom.

In the story Thorn, I thought of my grandmother. She also helped me pick out the thorn in my hand. Grandma was the best to me when I was a child, but because she died so long, I can't remember many things now. Until recently, my father talked to me about my grandmother, and many memories came back to my mind. Actually, I haven't forgotten it at all, and I can't forget it. I dreamed about my grandma several times recently. She still keeps the way I remember when I was a child, and has not changed. I still remember clearly when he sent me to school. In fact, what we lack is not the memory, but the scene. In a special scene and in other people's stories, we can recall everything.

In the article "Grandpa's Hanging Tower", I also thought of Grandpa. My grandfather is not a folk theme, but he is a folk magician. He changed a lot of magic for me when I was a child and never revealed it to me! He was the first person to lead me into the magical world, which directly led to my strong interest in magic. Now, I can clearly remember when I was a child, he hugged me, coaxed me and slept like a pig.

In Expensive Understanding, I remembered that I had a wedding. Uncle Yan's brilliant pen gives birth to flowers, vividly depicting the noisy bridal chamber. For a person who also likes writing, this is the most enviable and hateful thing. Obviously, it is something that everyone has experienced. Why do we speak flatly and others write vividly? The most enviable thing in the world is not wealth but talents. Wealth can be acquired through hard work, but it is useless to work hard on talent. WTF！ !

The story of fried cake reminds me of a colleague around me. He never does housework at ordinary times. He is typical of reaching for clothes, eating with his mouth open, being lazy and picky. Once, I held a party at home, and invited everyone to cook a dish and give prizes. I didn't expect that this famous colleague actually made a hand-torn chicken and was unanimously rated as the first. Although no one has seen his cooking since then, he is famous enough to become a legend in the Jianghu.

When I read Aunt Fly Shangguan, my memory went back to the first time I saw this artifact-the fly swatter. At that time, I went to my neighbor's house to play and found that his house actually had a fly swatter. In front of him, the flies I couldn't catch before can actually be killed instantly. Holding a fly swatter, I feel like a god and can kill and plunder at will! Then I went home and made one myself out of cardboard. At that time, I really felt that I was a peerless master!

Files and the story of the teacher's extinction are even more interesting. Anyone may have the experience of going to the public service department to do things, and as a result, the door is difficult to get in, the face is ugly, and things are difficult to do, but how many people will write a story jokingly. An excerpt, let's feel it:

Looking at Ma Sanyi with Iron Legs and Hua Sibao with Divine Boxing, I have a fantastic feeling of reading martial arts novels, but after careful combing, I did meet similar people or things when I was growing up. An ordinary person suddenly did a great thing in one day. Subverted everyone's understanding of him for many years.

As for "Fast Hand Liu Wuzhou". I didn't know the ending of the story until I was halfway through reading it. Because people who have written stories probably know what a good story should look like. I also know that a story is worth writing in the book. This is also the reason why many TV plays look the same. It is worth mentioning that Liu Wuzhou is a folk amateur magician. Magician. Ha ha!

After reading the story of "A Case of Beer in the Great River and the Sea", I feel that this story really happened around me. I don't know if I really have a similar experience around me, or if the author wrote it too vividly! The chivalrous spirit of Lu Dajiang and Lu Dahai seems to have brought us back to the ancient times when chivalrous people were everywhere.

In the last few stories of the third book, I feel that the author is obviously over-artistic. Although it lacks some realism, it is still very interesting.

There are probably two kinds of books to read in the world, one is useful and the other is interesting.

This book obviously belongs to the second category. I only read it in half a day, so I have no psychological pressure and no ideological burden.

For this kind of book, it is even more valuable to finally arouse your own thinking and stimulate your own memories and write such a boring book review!