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Novel introduction

One is a rookie who has never been in love once, and the other is a sinister gigolo who is obsessed with love history. Where did they end up?

I told Qin Ke that you should be nice to me, or I would have an affair.

Qin Ke said quietly, you are not beautiful, your mind is not bright, your body is not diligent, and you will fall off the chain at a critical moment. Are you sure there's anyone over there after you get out of the wall?

I see, yes.

He smiled and said, I like you, but others don't smell like me, so you have to listen to me, you know?

I focused on his first clause and nodded happily.

It took me a while to realize that the original intention and result of my negotiation with him had run counter to each other.

Author: Dragon Brown Sugar Water Publication Date: April 2009

Publishing House: Shenyang Publishing House

Content label: Tell the judge.

Protagonist: Jiang Wen, Qin Ke

Come on, doctor.

This is a story about a leftover woman fishing for a golden turtle.

No, it's actually a story about a leftover woman and a beetle.

Well, it's actually a story about a man who thinks he's a scarab, but he didn't catch any fish in the first net and the second net … finally he caught a kitten fish with a small tail and a long tail. However, he seems to be very satisfied, because he suddenly found out that he is actually not a scarab, but at most a little reptile who doesn't understand love-scarab.

The man is a nouveau riche, not a gentle rich man in the traditional Xiaoyan.

That man is an old rascal, and his words and deeds are fierce. Be careful.

The content of this article is harsh and vulgar, and there are some spoof plots. Again, be careful.

Shit, I'm flooded

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[Edit this paragraph] Introduction

The love with Luo makes us sigh (Mingxi in Summer of Bubbles), and the ending of Kevin·Z and Chen in Jade Noodles makes us sad.

The passing of youth (to the youth that we will eventually pass away), especially the past of Li and Ruan Zhengdong, brought tears to our eyes ("Li is like a dream"), and the reed laughed it off, making people sigh the power of the "Great God" ("Love O2O" Gu Man).

..... but no one's love makes people laugh like Song, and can deeply understand the sweetness and warmth of the "hidden rules of love"

Xin. Qin Qing, a senior girl who has nothing to do with beauty and sex appeal, came up with a bad trick of "confessing to the teacher" because she failed the elective course, which can be used as.

Campus idol Song actually agreed to associate. Qin Qing, who is obscene and dog-legged, gets along with Song Jiangzi, who is elegant and black-bellied, causing laughter.

word ...

Smile is beautiful/love O2O

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Love O2O [1] is the latest work of Gu Man, the author of How to Shengxiao Mo, which has touched millions of readers. If you are "miserable" and suddenly a very strong and arrogant man proposes to you, what is your reaction?

What is it that men fall in love with women at first sight? Appearance? Temperament? Is it worth it? No, campus prince+Xiao Nai, a high-level gamer, saw her slightly, but fell in love with her sandy hands dancing on the keyboard and her calm momentum! ! ! Awkward, huh? Bei Weiwei, who is also a master of online games, was in front of the computer at that moment, methodically directing the gang war, and fought a perfect brilliant battle of defeating the strong with the weak, completely unaware that the angel of love was by his side ... Then, Shawna, the top student of basketball and swimming and the chief planner of the game company, began to hunt for beauty online and offline ... So, a love quietly sprouted in a flower's time.

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Bei Weiwei: a university flower figure, a sophomore majoring in computer science, and an expert in shopping and bargaining. Her favorite game is sleepwalking. She is a woman in red and the sixth player on her server PK list. She married her "husband" for a task (later became Xiaoyu Yao Yao's boyfriend), and then "divorced" her, and soon married Yi Xiaowu (Xiao Nai) (PK).

Xiao Nai: A grassroots figure in University A, a man of the hour, a senior majoring in computer science, and a member of the computer professional basketball team. He is a genius in every way. I have been in school for more than three years and won many honors for the school in ACM and other international programming competitions. He is also good at Guzheng Weiqi, and once won the swimming gold medal on behalf of the school. (Great God! ) His parents are professors in the history and archaeology departments of a school. In junior high school, he co-founded an Internet cafe. In college, he founded a company called Zhiyi Technology, and jointly developed "Sleepwalking in Jianghu 2" with Feng Teng Company. With the idea of being familiar with the previous game, he entered the game again. He is a piano player by profession. He is the first player in the server PK list, the first in the wealth list and the first in many lists. He is a pure god, because the PK match between husband and wife is slightly related to the newly divorced reed.

True water has no fragrance: reed is slightly "ex-husband" and judges people by their appearances. After a slight divorce from Reed, she married Xiaoyu Yao Yao and made it a reality.

Xiaoyu Yao Yao: The game company held a player reality show selection activity and won the championship, and was praised as "the first beauty in this service". Poor operation and poor action.

Gong Yu climbs the mountain: his real name is Bansan Yu, Xiao Nai's roommate, a member of the basketball team of the computer department, and a technician.

Monkey wine: real name Qiu, Xiao Nai's roommate, a member of the basketball team of the computer department.

His real name is Mei Hao. Because the name is homophonic, so the nickname is beautiful brother, beautiful brother. Xiao nai's roommate, a member of the basketball team of the computer department, went to a science and technology employee and was one of the three masters of the program department. (Jianghu people call Mei Ge) It has been named "Hua" in Little Bao Bei ... in the new year.

Hill: Slight roommate.

Xiaoling: Slight roommate.

Filar silk: slight roommate

Meng: Because of "purity", Chao Weiwei won the first place in the beauty list on campus. She changed her name to "C Jun" on her friend's blog.

The boss and I

brief Introduction of the content

Shanshan squatted in front of the delivery room as a temporary blood bank, and was ordered by the big boss to have a blood test, which proved that she was healthy and her blood was qualified.

When giving birth, the pregnant woman is really in critical condition. Shanshan took 300 CC of blood, and the pregnant woman turned the corner. Shanshan walked out of the hospital with obvious gratitude, walked for a while, stopped, looked at the moon and sighed.

"Capitalists really suck blood, but they have no humanity."

Shan Youzi shook her head and didn't notice a black sports car parked behind her. After hearing her sigh, the man in the back seat of the sports car moved his mouth and closed the newly opened window.

"Go home."

"Boss, didn't you just say that you would send Miss Xue back?"

"No need." The man said with a straight face, "Capitalists are inhuman."

Rabbits like to eat grass near their nests.

"Hello, I'm Sue."

No one answered.

Hmm? Look up timidly. There was no one behind the desk, but in front of the filing cabinet on one side, a young man turned his back on her and looked at her strangely after hearing her voice.

He doesn't look like a personnel manager, with a beige shirt, dark suit pants and fluffy hair, like a clerk. When she looked at him curiously, he looked at her curiously.

"I'm here for an interview," he hurriedly raised his resume to prove to Sue that he didn't intend to break in.

The man took the information to his desk and sat down with a smile.

"I know, sit down."

Is he really the personnel manager? Sue was secretly surprised that she had missed his eyes and sat stiffly opposite him, then handed in her resume.

"Your name is ..." He looked at his resume and then looked at it carefully. "He is very small? Not Su Xiaoming. "

Su Ming's mouth was shaking, and when she was asked, she was numb.

"No, my name is Sue."

"Twenty-four-year-old, unmarried, applying for a draftsman ... The photo doesn't look like me, and I have no work experience ..." The man looked at it with relish, and even compared the photos, with a smile in his beautiful eyes.

Sue didn't catch what he said. She is staring at a magazine. There is a naked woman on the table, and her face is black and blue. Is this man really the legendary pervert boss in the novel? She really met ~ ~ ~

This kind of abnormal condition in the novel generally requires the female employees interviewed to satisfy their animal desires before they are willing to give jobs. Is chastity important or work important? Chastity, of course, but when I think of my mother's face ... after a long internal struggle, she began to spit on herself. How can she shake her will? Chastity, of course

Thought of here, she suddenly stood up, with a face of decisive tone ready to announce that she would never give in. But before she could speak, the man stood up, held her hand and shook it enthusiastically: "Congratulations, you have been admitted."

Open your mouth and freeze in midair. What? What? What did he say? Without asking anything, did he just let her go?

"I was admitted? ! I got in? ! How is it possible! " Celebrate the whole world with fireworks in the background of the author! Finally, I was admitted, and it was not a waste to find a job. My feet are sore, and so is my heart.

"Yes, come to work tomorrow. Let me introduce myself. I am your colleague, Lin Lang. " Lin Lang hasn't let go of her hand and continues to swing up and down.

Su Ming, who recovered from joy, looked at the two men's still tightly held hands. What should she say in the face of this situation? Think about what the movie said. Comrade, I can find the party, or ... stop. Don't digress. You were eaten by an animal called a pervert. Please don't think about it. As a professional woman, all you have to do now is shake hands with him at once.

Give up you, next life.

Have you ever had a blind date tea party for fifty people?

You go shopping with your blind date, and you are dragged into every store to visit and be visited. How do you keep smiling?

Do you think I can't afford to hide if I can't be provoked?

His answer is: "give up you, next life!" " "

I met the author, Wu Yun, in the middle of the night and talked about interesting things about blind date. I suddenly remembered a true story. A passionate and overbearing man is the best in the world. Share this wonderful story with you.

As the old saying goes, it is good to read the article happily. This article is light and interesting. Being struck by lightning, not responsible, not accepting patting bricks.

Apricot flower and spring rain

The Fan family is prosperous. After six children, she gave birth to another daughter, Xiao Duo.

What kind of emotional experience will a child grow up with the love of his parents, brothers and sisters?

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That year,

Ignorant love

A trace of melancholy

Happiness without knowledge

Reach out and feel.

A warm apricot blossom spring rain

It's a bit exaggerated, just have fun reading the article!

Finally, I recommend an urban article "My Fair Lady". In the article, both men and women have black bellies, and both of them pretend well. That's hilarious.

The above articles should all meet your requirements. The key is that they are all final drafts and easy to find. If you are afraid of trouble, just leave me an email and I will send it to you.