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I am lovelorn and want to jump off the cliff from Mount Everest. But I'm afraid of starving to death in the process of jumping off the summit. How should I know?
It takes seven days for people to starve to death. In these seven days, if there are no accidents, of course you will starve to death. But I think the probability of starvation is still very low. First of all, you may die because you fall too fast and can't stand the storm of vascular pressure. You may also suffocate by jumping, making the already thin air more difficult to breathe; You may also die or freeze to death due to collision during jumping! These are more likely than hunger. Even if we overcome the above difficulties, we can only die of thirst instead of starvation! Because people starve to death for seven days without drinking water for three days. To sum up, you really don't have to worry about starving to death. This is so impossible to happen!
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