Super invincible funny joke

Super invincible funny joke 1:

1、? Can we be friends? Is the beginning of a love story;

? Can we still be friends? This is the end of a love story.

2. In fact, it doesn't matter if a man is poor. He is afraid of poverty and has backbone. It doesn't matter if a woman is ugly, she is afraid of ugliness and self-confidence.

3. The three major rivals of contemporary marriage: the married are uneasy, the unmarried are unwilling, and the onlookers are too enthusiastic.

4, there is nothing wrong with ugliness, at least your object is not because your face is with you; There is nothing wrong with being poor, at least your other half is not with you because of your money; It's okay not to like it. Maybe your partner just likes your honesty.

If you are poor, ugly and unlovable, it doesn't matter, then there is loneliness with you.

Once a girl is not fit to keep a medium grade, she will easily bump into stars, including Gao, Rong Jie and so on.

6. From the past to the present, it seems that human beings are upgrading step by step.

7, Thailand transsexual, South Korea plastic surgery, are not as good as our country's selfie! ! !

My classmates seem to be unhappy about the birth of their son. The QQ signature reads: I am full of expectations for my little lover in my last life, and I turned out to be a good friend in my last life. .......

9. Grandpa once said to me: If a man looks stupid, he is basically a fool; Women look stupid, but they are not stupid at all. Stay alert. ?

10, Cinderella's story, after all, only exists in fairy tales. In fact, the probability of success in catching a rich husband is extremely small, so smart girls will buy potential stocks such as stock trading when looking for a boyfriend, and find a boy who looks ordinary but has development potential. Over time, when they are successful, they will dump you.

Super invincible and funny. Joke 2:

1, female A: Why is it bad for women to scold men while they like them?

Woman B: People who really want to buy things are very picky. What they always admire is child care.

If you like a girl, you should study hard, find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you have to pay more.

As a woman, I just want to say silently: Don't flush your face, flush your chest if you can! ?

Every time I watch the lottery, I will silently say to myself:? Had a narrow squeak, almost became the evil Gao Fushuai! ?

Since I stopped taking fast broadcast, I found that I was refreshed. My waist is not sore when I walk, and my legs are strong. I can climb seven flights of stairs at a time. . .

I ate too much in the restaurant and ate it up. The boss told me to wait for the lawsuit. I am looking forward to it. I've never been to court. I wonder how it tastes. . .

7. There are always many unexpected things in life. For example, do you think I should give an example?

8. A man's wife is like a holiday: marry the right person and celebrate Valentine's Day every year; Marry the wrong person, Tomb-Sweeping Day every day; Marry a lazy man, every labor day; Marry a rich man and celebrate the New Year every day; Marry a playboy and celebrate Singles Day every day; Marry a naive, everyday Children's Day; Marry a liar, every April fool's day!

9. Say it? Treat money like dirt? People, the in the mind has lived a dung beetle.

10, the fat girl's inner cry: aha ~ give me a glass of light water of hope, because I will never lose weight in my life.

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