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A bean fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "pigs encourage beans".

Part One: Recalling the past, my wife, a group of children, Redmi, pumpkin soup. Part two: Look at today's white rice and turtle soup. One son, one wife and one group. Horizontal batch: keep pace with the times.

If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.

You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. I came to this world to find you, and I went through a lot of hardships to find you: TMD! Our wings are on the same side!

In the middle of the night, Bush saw # # # standing in front of his bed, criticizing his head. Bush was startled and said, How dare you break into the White House at night! # # # Dumped his chest-high beard, smiled grimly and said, I'm so confident!

Don't panic when you meet a dog on the road. Fight bravely. There are only three results: first, you win, you are better than the dog; Second, if you lose, you are even worse than a dog; Third, you are even. You are like a dog.

If a drop of water falls from the sky, it is a tear I miss you; If two drops of water fall from the sky, it is that I love you and am ecstatic; If there are countless water drops in the sky, it is … stop dreaming, it's raining!

I really want to invite you to dinner, but there is no water supply during the day, no electricity at night, and I can't afford white flour without paying. I turned to Allen for help to find the answer: It turned out to be the primary stage of socialism. Look back: damn it, it will remain unchanged for a hundred years! Can I invite you to dinner?

A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been abnormal recently. Pull whatever you eat, eat cucumber and pull watermelon, how to return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.

There is a man who is too stupid to find a job. One day he went to KFC for an interview. The manager asked: What's your specialty? He said: I can sing. So he cleared his throat and sang: McDonald's has more choices and more laughter. ...

When wolves invaded, small animals set up death squads to fight. Mantis: I have two knives. Hedgehog: I'm covered in hidden weapons. The longicorn sings while swinging its tentacles: Hum! I have nunchakus! Nunchakus! Hum, hum, haha!

Do you know why we are destined? We knew each other as early as 1000 years ago. It was autumn, and you ran with me in the wind, leaving your teeth marks on me. This has become an eternal story. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.

Late at night, the Boeing 737 pilot went home and knocked at the door. Wife: Who? The pilot said humorously: 737 requesting landing! Suddenly a man in the room shouted: Roger that, 777 will take off immediately to make room for you!

If there are no flowers, spring will be lonely, if there are no # # #, the four seasons will be mediocre, and if there is no me, you will lose someone who cares about you the most! Without you, Bunny would ask, "Who should I race with?"

My wife is an operating system, but it is very troublesome to install and uninstall; The little secret is the desktop, you can change it every day as long as you are interested; Lover is the internet, the scenery is infinite, and money is constantly spent; Miss is pirated software. Remember to kill virus first when using it.

You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

I like Teresa Teng, dead; I like Barbara Yung, # # #; I like Anita Mui, dead; I like Ka Kui Wong, I fell dead; I like Leslie Cheung, jumping off a building; I like you, do it yourself!

If # # # one year Xiang can meet you, # # three years Xiang can know you, and ten years Xiang can cherish you, I am willing to ... convert to Christianity for the happiness of the next life.

Busy? Nothing, just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you! I hope that when you receive this blessing message, you will smile at your mouth, arch your nose and hum twice, so that other pigs can know that your master likes you best!