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Open a porridge factory
A: Where did this video come from in Beijing? By the way, I am from Beijing. Where are you? Have you ever heard of a kind of steamed stuffed bun in Jingxi, my hometown? B: You are steamed bread, so we are the same. Are you steamed bread, too? I am the sugar triangle. Let's eat! A: No, I am the "head dog" of Jingxi. B: I wind up the clock. Isn't this a random bomb? There is a Mentougou in the west of Beijing.
A: Yes, yes, I am from Mentougou. B: There are many coal mines in your area. Before liberation, you were a net rich man! A: Rich people are families! B: What about you? A: I live by the sky, seek wealth by the amount of land, and dig food in the soil to eat. Oh, you are a farmer? A: Yes, yes! How much land did you plant before liberation? A: No. I'm afraid you will laugh. B: No matter where you are, no matter how much you plant, it's much better than the cross talk we used to talk about!
A: I planted a little land, and the grain I collected is converted into money, which is not enough for you to smoke a cigarette! B: That's very kind of you. How much land have you planted? A: Our family has planted 9999 hectares of land. Oh, how long have I been smoking!
Introduction of "Opening a porridge factory"
"Opening a porridge factory" is a traditional cross talk joke of China, also known as "Three Sections", which was first developed from the script "Warm Factory". In the 1950s, it was adapted by Mr. Ma, a famous crosstalk performer, and changed into a classic joke with complete structure and wide popularity.
"Opening a porridge factory" first depicts a braggart, braggart and nonsense. He said that he has a warm factory to help hungry people, feeding more than 300 people free of charge, and distributing special supplies every year according to the three major programs of Dragon Boat Festival, Mid-Autumn Festival and Spring Festival, including snacks of meat, eggs and fish, various famous Chinese and Western dishes, and clothes for the four seasons, from goose down quilts and wool coats to summer clothes and Panama hats.
Later, after the continuous arrangement and enrichment of the previous generation of comic dialogue actors, Warm Factory gradually developed into two comic dialogues, one about the names of famous Chinese and western dishes, and the other about the names of newspapers, also called menus. The other paragraph is "Opening a porridge factory", which is about what is given in the warm factory during the three festivals.
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