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Why do men embarrass women and women embarrass men?
These days, I go out to buy food every other day. Because I have a lot of things, I buy beer once a week or so and bring four or five bottles at a time. If the food is of good quality, we will drink some.
Looking at this bottle of beer, my husband suddenly suggested that we "nail the hammer"? "Nail hammer" is a game of stone, scissors and cloth. Whoever loses drinks.
I feel refreshed. This is very interesting. So we began to cut paper with stones. Unexpectedly, I lost four times in a row and drank half a glass of wine. In the meantime, I laughed because I thought it was fun, and my husband's expression was extremely serious. My son kept saying "slow and steady, slow and steady" beside me, and I kept laughing. At the end of this bottle of wine, I was a little confused, only to find that I seemed to have drunk more than half. At this point, I suddenly realized that my husband looked at me and shouted for a drink. In order to make me happy, he wants me to drink more.
During the epidemic, anxiety is immersed in everyone's heart, but the care and consideration between husband and wife can quietly resolve these pressures.
A person's life is intertwined with prosperity and adversity, but husband and wife will overcome many difficulties and tide over one difficulty after another.
Life is short, men embarrass women and women embarrass men.
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