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He sealed eighteen princes, but when Liu Bang challenged him, no one came to help?

"Sit in a row and eat fruits and fruits" is a problem that every hero who conquers the world will face after he succeeds. "Dividing melons and fruits" is a science, and Xiang Yu did badly in this respect.

After the success of Xiang Yu's revolution, he mastered the right to speak with his biggest fist and gained the right to "share the fruits" and enfeoffment eighteen princes. But when Liu Bang challenged them, none of them died, stood by and killed each other, and no one came to help.

Xiang Yu is a loser.

Let's take a look at how Xiang Yu "divided the fruit".

"Divide fruit" has such a detailed description.

Therefore, Pei Gong was named Hanwang, Shu and Hanzhong. When participating in Guanzhong, the king of Qin will go south from Saihan Road. Zhang Han was made King Yong and sent to Xixian. Liyang secretariat of Sima Xin, taste the good in Liang; A surname Dong and Ben advised to surrender. Therefore, Lixin is the king of the game, and Xianyang Wang Dongzhi River; Li Mu was appointed King Zhai and King Li. Wei migrated to Western Wei and Hedong. Qiu Gong, the minister of Zhang Er, first went to Henan to see Chu. Yang was made king of Henan. Zhao Sima You was appointed to Hanoi, and he made several contributions. Make it the king of Yin and the king of Hanoi. The migration of Dai people in Xie Wang. Su Xian was appointed King of Changshan, and the emperor entered the customs. When Yang Jun Ying Bu was the general of Chu, he was always the champion. Bu was named King of Jiujiang. Yue Wang Rui Shuai and Hengshan Wang Li Rui are not allowed to enter the customs. Ming Zhu made great contributions in the battle of Nanjun and made him king of Linjiang. Han Guang, the migrating prince of Yan, became the king of Liaodong. Yan Zangcha saved Zhao because he entered the customs. Tea is made by the prince of Yan. Move to Jiaodong Wang. Qi Tian was rescued from Zhao and entered the customs. They were all made kings of Qi. So, Qin destroyed Tianan, crossed the river to save Zhao, settled several cities in northern Hebei, and led the troops to drop their feathers. Li 'an is the king of northern Hebei. Tian Rongzhe, Hou Liang refused to help Chu attack Qin, so he was not allowed to seal Hou. Chen abandoned it and printed it, and did not enter the customs. But he is famous for his talent and is active in Zhao. He heard that it was in Nanpi, so he was surrounded by three counties. Mei made a great contribution and closed 100 thousand households. "

This lengthy text is simply listed as follows

Liu Bang, De, Sima Xin, Wang Dongyi in Zhai, Wei Bao in the west, Yang in Henan, Sima You in Dai, Zhao Xie in Changshan, Wang in Jiujiang, Wang in Hengshan, Wang in Linjiang, Wang Hanguang in Liaodong, tea in Yan Zang, Wang Tiancheng in Jiaodong and Qi Wangtiandu.

In fact, there is a Hanwang City missing here. In the Han Dynasty, there was a saying between Yu Yin and Chen Sheng, "Hanwang City is the capital of houses." Probably because Han Wangcheng was killed by Xiang Yu before he went to China. Ban Gu didn't write Han Wangcheng.

After Liu Bang held high the banner of the Anti-Japanese War, he destroyed or forced down six governors in a short time, namely Zhang Han of Wang Yong, Sima Xin of Wang Sai, Dong Yi of Zhai Wang, Wei Bao of Xiwei Wang, Si Mashao of Wang Yin and Yang Shen of Yu Wang.

There are three places where people kill each other and make a pot of porridge: Zhao Xie, Zhang Wanger of Changshan, Wang Hanguang of Liaodong and Zang No of Yan Di, Wang Tian of Jiaodong, Wang Tiandu of Qi and Wang Tian 'an of Jibei. They caught the right melee and abolished the seven princes.

At the beginning of Chu-Han War, King Jiujiang was opposed by Liu Bangpai. The other two princes, Hengshan Wang and Linjiang Maharaja, stayed away from the main battlefield and watched the fun from beginning to end.

Coupled with the Han Wangcheng that Xiang Yu personally killed, it didn't take long for the battle between Chu and Han to begin. Xiang Yu didn't have a complete force around him to help.

There is no way for Xiang Yu to die heroically. Aren't we fighting together for the last raise? Coupled with the tension between Xiang Yu and Chu Huaiwang and Xiong Xin, it is inevitable to win people's hearts by enfeoffment, but how to enfeoffment is learned.

Xiang Yu made at least five mistakes in this bag.

First, Xiang Yu himself did not stay in Guanzhong. He shouldn't call Liu Bang Hanwang, but

Second, we should not let Wang Han, Sima Xin and Zhai spy on Liu Bang. It is right to spy on Liu Bang, but these three people should not be allowed to go out. You know, these three people have a bad reputation in Guanzhong area. More than 200,000 Qin Jun was killed by Xiang Yu. It was three generals who made the king. People will naturally put the bill on these three people. This is also an important reason why Liu Bang can easily pacify Sanqin.

Third, Xiang Yu trusted his own force too much and gathered several die-hard brothers around him. At this time of the war, there were fires everywhere, and it was too late to put out the fire.

Fourthly, Xiang Yu's self-righteous enfeoffment system touched the interests of three key figures, one was Tian Rong, the other was Chen Yu and the other was Hanbitsoft.

Tian Rong is the native land of Shandong. Although he is only the former prime minister of Qi in name, he is actually the ruler of Qi. If we offend him, it means that Shandong will not be peaceful. Tian Rong first defeated Wang Tian of the new State of Qi, took over his territory, and then killed Wang Tian of the disobedient former State of Qi. Finally, he took the initiative to attack Wang Tianan in northern Hebei, unified Shandong, and forced Xiang Yu to make a northern expedition, leaving enough time and space for Liu Bang to attack.

Chen Yu didn't get a raise, but only got consolation prizes from three counties near Nanpi. Chen Yu took the initiative to attack his old buddy Zhang Er, and the prince of Zhao was just a puppet, and Yuzhou forgot himself.

The former prince Han Guang certainly didn't want to go to Liaodong, a bitter and cold place, so he stayed. Zang Fei and the new prince Han Guang also choked up.

Fifth, the enfeoffment system is a double-edged sword, and it is also a test of coordination ability. Xiang Yu hastily packet, see things too simple.

When Liu Bang was at a disadvantage in the Chu-Han War, he once thought about enfeoffment, giving everyone a little sweetness, and then uniting against Xiang Yu, who seemed invincible. However, Sean prevented Liu Bang from enfeoffment. Sean's main reason is that if all these people are crowned king, Liu Bang will not be able to command and there will be no reunification.

After Liu Bang defeated Xiang Yu, he rewarded the hero. Heroes quarrel every day, even copying guys to fight, which broke Liu Bang's brain. Or Sean gave Liu an idea. First, he gave a duke's hat to a man who seemed the least likely to be sealed. So everyone settled down, even this guy can be sealed. What are we worried about? Just wait. Only in this way can Liu Can conduct state affairs calculation and careful arrangement with peace of mind.

Xiang Yu is still too young.

By the way, Xiang Yu's bag list also includes Meiyun. Although she is not a king, she has been given the unprecedented title of 100,000 households. Meiyun's fief is located at the junction of Jiangxi and Guangdong. This place was a wild place in the Qin and Han Dynasties, and there were only tens of thousands of people until the peak of the Han Dynasty population one or two hundred years later.

This is a joke.