I want to accumulate some jokes I have experienced in my life! !

One day, I tried to contact my friend, but I couldn't find my mobile phone. In desperation, I took out my mobile phone from my pocket, dialed my friend's phone directly and shouted, "My mobile phone is gone!" "

We need a bus card in this area. One day on the bus, the driver said he wanted to see the card, so I stood next to my seat and looked: "West of Fuyang …" The driver said seriously, pointing to the ticket machine. I went straight over and read, "West of Fuyang City …" The whole car fainted. . .