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In Xiaoer's noodle restaurant, a beggar came to "Xiaoer, want a pair of chopsticks" and Xiaoer gave him a pair of chopsticks.

Two minutes later, another beggar "Xiao Er, ask for a pair of chopsticks", Xiao Er gave him another pair of chopsticks, and Xiao Er was bored. "Why do beggars want chopsticks instead of money today?"

Two minutes later, another beggar came, "Xiao Er, beg for a straw". Xiao Er gave him a straw and asked, "Just now, two beggars begged for chopsticks. How do you want a straw? " The beggar replied, "you don't know, someone just threw up and asked them to eat everything they could." I'll get a straw to drink soup. No, I have to hurry, or there will be no soup. "