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This woman is Neptune, right? be on the straight
First, wink at men and have fun.
Second, when you see a slightly delicious man, you will be happy, coquettish, and will take the initiative to get close to contact.
Third, women in easy virtue can't control their own desires, so they don't care about other people's eyes and are not afraid of the consequences. It doesn't matter if the moon is near the water tower, and there won't be any grass beside the nest. As long as it can be eaten, it doesn't matter if it doesn't take root or sprout. Even if a man has a home and a house, and explicitly tells her to have sex, women in easy virtue will be happy!
Fourth, they will take good care of themselves, dress themselves up and wear sexy clothes to win the favor of more men. Not all women who love to dress up are from easy virtue. ) Of course, they don't dress too revealing. They will make themselves look meaningful, but they will show charming and sly smiles to men. Because they will want to ignite men's desires and get men's long-term comfort, instead of asking men to disappear immediately after a night of passion!
Five, women in easy virtue, in the case of a beloved person, will also tease, casually play with some value men, a one-night stand. Even if you are going to marry your lover, or you are very much in love with other men every day during weddings, dates or even one-night stands. Of course, first of all, she won't tell those men who are also having fun that she has a lover or a lover! (This kind of woman is the most terrible! )
6. Women in easy virtue can't stand loneliness. QQ is the best tool to find prey and wait for being attacked and captured. QQ is basically online and will use N cubic QQ numbers to seduce men with different tastes. People who groan without illness are always expressing how lonely, bored, concerned, eager for love, wanting to understand and missing themselves. But none of this means it is for someone! Because she has many secrets that can't be exposed!
Seven, easy virtue woman and mistress are essentially different. Mistress is caused by love. She dares to confess and admit it. Women in easy virtue will veto everything to save themselves, and will never reveal any news. They will not regard other women who have played with those men as rivals in love, let alone compete with those women. Silence is the most cunning way of self-protection.
Eight, when eating with a woman, see if she often fondles her hair. If it is frequent, you need to pay attention;
Secondly, when you walk with a woman, see if she meets you one after another as if nothing happened, or looks around as if nothing happened;
When you look at a woman, see if she sometimes stares at you with innocent eyes; Watch her walk, watch her hips twist. ...
When you speak, your hand or body moves extra to see if it is like the wind blowing willow trees. ...
When she is sitting or standing, do her breasts and hips protrude on purpose? ...
These are the usual tricks of women in easy virtue to get the man they want! A man looking for true love as a partner should remember!
9. Like any woman in easy virtue, she tries to dress appropriately, is attractive and expressive, and can show her advantages well, but her shortcomings are sealed up. When you are ready to really like her, she doesn't take you seriously at all, and the final result is to make people regret it.
10. Women in easy virtue always treat their feelings lightly. They don't care about the man who plays with them, but love with their hearts. What they care about is whether that man has other women, or even how many women he has played with, and even hope that men will sacrifice everything for her to satisfy her self-interest. They refused to give them enough care to build a complete personality.
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