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A joke to protect his wife

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Introduction:

Someone robbed your heart shop, didn't they? ! Don't worry, I will not only help you get it back, but also help you cut off all the other party's money. Someone went to your house to smash the shop, right? ! Don't move, go over and make the other person kneel and kowtow and apologize to you for 10 thousand times. A man asks you out for a candlelight dinner, right? ! Nonono, you must close the road without saying anything and see how you get there. Do you want to slip away from me again? ! Stay. If you don't agree, I'll tie you up first. You love children, don't you? ! Good, as long as you work day and night waiting for your stomach to round up, you will be satisfied. Is this ok? Hidden Marriage (I): He and she crouched together in a funny posture. He raised his lips and smiled. He stared at her and curled up in his arms like a mouse. He reached out and smoothed her bangs, and after reaching the earlobe, his head was close to her ear. Honey, what's it like to cheat? How ambiguous! Hua glared at him angrily, his swollen mouth unconvinced. Who betrayed you? I'm meeting your family's demands. I'm hiding my marriage, aren't I? Lian Jingyuan ridiculed China. Since it cannot be made public, we belong to the category of derailment. Children's chapter (paragraph 2): Let's have a baby, shall we? Lian Jingyuan played hooligans, slipped into Hua's room, put it on her earlobe and asked her with a warm breath. Huamei's eyes were wide open and she said nothing. He quickly put out the cigarette in her hand while she was not looking, and simply said, come. She lost to his strength and was eaten by him. All right. She admitted that she could not resist him.