Joke song adaptation

cockroach

Hey!

We need one to play poker. Are you coming?

Here we go.

What level has your online game risen to?

There are not many levels!

What's the good topic for sleeping tonight?

Still in love!

Tractors, computers and sleeping parties are auspicious families!

Obese people

Hey!

Why is your guitar getting worse and worse?

This is not an exercise!

How many mobile phones do you have recently?

That woman is really annoying!

What time is texting every night?

A little more!

Guitar, telephone and text messages are all auspicious!

brother bao

Huh?

The sun is shining on your ass!

Is the bed comfortable?

Falling in love with a bed is not a good thing!

What do you care about me?

Sleepwalking with Duke Zhou again last night!

Beds, beds and Duke Zhou are auspicious homes.