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Who do the female teachers in the school choose to marry?
Take the teacher recruitment information of the author's county for example. This is the recruitment information of primary school mathematics. There are 46 people, and only 1 is male. I have to say that rural male teachers are really panda-level. Moreover, nearly 50 primary school Chinese classes have been recruited, and there is not a male teacher. It's not that rural female teachers don't look for male teachers, but they can't find them. The only male teacher here probably already has a girlfriend.
Now the salaries of rural teachers are increasing year by year. In many places, the income of rural teachers who have just joined the job has exceeded 2,000 yuan (equivalent to the salary of ten years of teaching experience). For male compatriots, more than two thousand is too little, but for rural female teachers, it is already quite a lot. The recruitment standard of rural primary school teachers has been upgraded to undergraduate (a few areas are junior college), which has raised the entry threshold. The female teacher is very suitable, considerate and will keep the house. Let Shili Baxiang find a female teacher to match.
Since female teachers have no chance to find male teachers (too few, almost none), who did so many female teachers finally marry?
The age of these female teachers who have just been admitted to rural primary schools is between 265,438+0 ~ 27, and most of them are unmarried. The school is not far from home (teaching nearby), and most of these female teachers are from the county (few in other counties), mainly rural girls (girls in some counties). Now that the job is stable, it's time to talk about marriage.
Rural female teachers want to marry male teachers? Don't even think about it, it's too little, almost 100 ratio 1. Although male teachers are well matched (as long as they don't think the salary is low), male teachers are considerate, and the most important thing is their loyalty to marriage. The derailment rate is the lowest in all industries (at least I think so). Therefore, female teachers have a long-term vision. Besides male teachers, these industries are also good.
Doctors, young male doctors are much more than male teachers and earn much more money than male teachers. Some people with headache and fever don't have to go directly to the hospital. It's really good to have people caring and considerate all year round.
Demobilized soldiers, these tough guys are mostly between the ages of 25 and 30. Many female teachers feel safe because of their iron bones. Moreover, demobilized soldiers are generally placed in some administrative or public institutions in the county. The salary is not low, and this combination is harmonious and beautiful.
Self-employed or businessman. Some self-employed and small bosses in the county regard marrying a female teacher as a special pride. The career of female teacher has a maternity aura, and she spends a lot of time managing the family. Teachers are iron rice bowls. I can provide for the aged in the world, tutor my children in the world and take them out with light on my face.
Therefore, although so many female teachers are recruited every year, kind and beautiful female teachers are not worried about marrying. Female teachers are very popular because of their innate advantages in educating children. This is an era of fighting for money, status and academic qualifications. The husband and wife are teachers, and the child is born with a sense of superiority. When your child is still not fluent at the age of two or three, the teacher's children can already recite the three-character classic, simple English, Tang poetry and Song poetry, and learn to read. This advantage makes children's learning and thinking ability start earlier than other children. Marrying a female teacher is much easier for children's learning problems and family education.
The life of female teachers is happy, with less housework and less pressure. After all, most husbands of female teachers can earn money. Therefore, if you marry a rural female teacher, you must have fun secretly.
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