A funny joke

Funny jokes

Although jokes are born out of failed jokes, they are more popular nowadays. Now, I have arranged funny jokes for everyone, so let's have a good laugh.

article 1: a funny joke

1. Boss Li found that the company's money was secretly misappropriated by his younger brother Xiao Li, so he called him to his office and said to him, What are you keeping from me? Say it yourself!

Xiao Li plopped down on his knees: Brother, my sister-in-law seduced me first!

2. I:? Yan Yan, where is your brother-in-law Put him on the phone. ?

Yan Yan: Ask me why! Look for him. Call him! How do I know where he is! ?

me: I fucking called him! ?

Yan Yan. . .

3. What should I do if I find that my boyfriend has a WeChat trumpet with his ex-girlfriend and beautiful women in his company?

God replied: Divide it. This man's IQ is alarming, and it can be found.

4. Chat with girls you met on blind date.

me: I used to be poor at home, but I was very happy. Every time after school, my father took me by electric car!

she: and now?

I: Now my life is good. My dad gave me his electric car and he bought a new one.

her. . . . Chapter 2: funny jokes

1. blind date. . .

female: I think enough money is enough.

m: that's more or less enough.

female: it's not enough to spend.

2. Two people were drinking in a bar. One pointed to two beautiful women and said, Look, the one with short hair and good figure is my wife, and the one with long hair and good figure is my lover!

The other one said, Brother Emma, what a coincidence. We are just the opposite. Come on, let's have a drink.

3. diaosi a: is first love used to practice hands?

diaosi b: Bullshit. Being single is for practicing hands.

4. My best friend came to me because she likes online shopping and quarrels with her husband. When she first arrived, she said angrily: I won't forgive him even if he begged me on his knees. ?

an hour later, my best friend said: If he comes to pick me up, I will reluctantly go with him. ?

two hours later, she said: Think about it. I'm too headstrong. If he calls me to go back today, forget it. ?

three hours later, my best friend said: Ah, the clothes on my balcony have not been confiscated. I'll go back and collect them first. ? Chapter 3: Funny jokes

1. Group friends had dinner yesterday, and I signed up excitedly. As usual, men and women are free of charge.

I went a little late for something temporary, and I had already eaten when I arrived. The moment I pushed open the balcony door, applause rang out inside, and a sweet girl shouted: Finally, a man came!

I used my quick wits to say: Sorry, wrong door!

that was close, nima. . .

2. A girl posted: What should I do if my husband is cheating?

I replied: Give me your micro signal, and I will help you cheat once.

Girl: Forget it. I can't eat shit with him.

　3、A：? There are seven or eight spare tires behind the girl I like. How to break them?

　B：? That only shows that the girl you like is a broken car, and a good car doesn't need so many spare tires. ?

4. Today, my girlfriend came to me and cried, saying that her boyfriend suspected that she was cheating. She used a metaphor to describe this matter. She said: If I am online, he is the one who surfed the Internet, even if he has been online for so many times without paying, he still suspects that others are surfing the Internet all day!

me. . . .

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