Funny ancient poems laughed until they vomited blood

Funny ancient poems laughed until they vomited blood as follows:

1, the language is the most crossed-Wei Zhuang.

Bodhisattva manji

Be sure to have a drunken party tonight, and don't talk about it tomorrow.

Take care to warm the master's heart now, because the master's blx is deep and his friendship is deep. I'm sad. Spring nights, like this one, are too short. I won't refuse to say that you filled my cup too full. Since there is wine to drink, how can I fight to have spirit and how long can I live?

The first six sentences of this poem can be said to be written in a dictionary, with deep feelings. Is tang style full?

But from the seventh sentence, the painting style is wrong. "Meet wine, hehe." Mr. Wei Zhuang, did you cross back to the Tang Dynasty to be cute? I really want to give you one!

2. The biggest loan in the Tang Dynasty: Du Fu.

"Because Cui Wu is a must for Shi Yu to send Gao Pengzhou."

More than half a century has passed, and the solstice of autumn has become hunger and cold.

When is Pengzhou Animal Husbandry Difficult to Save?

"Vince, have agreed to lend me money? When will it be given! "

It is said that our poet Du Fu is a man who likes to write everything in poetry. Poor Pengzhou Wood is so "immortal" because of a small matter, which is also a headache, hahaha.

I feel sorry for Pengzhou for one second. After all, our Du Fu is still very cute.

3. The most drunken poem-Xin Qiji.

Xijiangyue, Jixing

It takes time to laugh when you are drunk.

Recently, I began to feel that ancient books are completely useless.

Matsumoto was drunk last night and asked Matsumoto, "How drunk am I?" .

I only suspected that I was here to help you, so I pushed you with my hand and said "Go"!

You are Jia Xuan, a bold general, "800 Li points under his command, and 50 strings are beyond the Great Wall". Why did you fuck a pine tree when you were drunk?

A poet opened his mind wide and said that if the last word was changed to "roll", it would definitely become the first swan song ever. ...

No, no, let me laugh first. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!