What are the classic jokes in Little Guang Lin?

The classic short jokes in Xiao Ji are:

1, human nature is the most greedy, and the rich man said, "I will give you a thousand pieces of silver for nothing, so kill me."

The man pondered for a long time and said, "Just beat me half to death, what's it to me?"

A man was very greedy, and the rich man said to him, "I will give you 1200 silver, and you let me kill him."

The man pondered for a long time and replied, "How about giving me 520 and dying?"

2, there are beds, one day the husband goes out and the woman keeps the shop. A person to buy a bed, the price is low, and the money is low. He sold it reluctantly after a long argument. The next day, I came back to buy a sofa. The woman said, "This man is ungrateful. He tried to take advantage of me in bed yesterday, and now he wants to take advantage of me in bed. "

There is one that sells beds and sofas. One day, the husband went out to show his wife the shop. A person to buy a bed, the bid is very small. After some bargaining, the proprietress reluctantly sold it. The next day, the man came to buy a sofa again. The proprietress said, "This man is really ungrateful. He tried to take advantage of me in bed yesterday and now he wants to take advantage of me on the sofa. "

A man was beaten by his wife, but he got under the bed. His wife said, "Come out quickly." The man said, "If the husband can't speak, he can't go out."

Someone was beaten by his wife, so he got under the bed. The wife said, "Come out quickly." A: "A word from a gentleman is a promise. He won't go out if he can't say it. "

4. A scholar asked the monk, "How to write bald words?" The monk said, "Just bend the scholar's tail."

The scholar wanted to make fun of the monk and asked, "How to write bald words?" The monk replied, "Just put the scholar's ass up."

5. People ask, "Mutton and goose. How can it be so poisonous? " Or answer, "I've been a vegetarian all my life."

Someone asked, "Why do mutton and goose smell so bad?" Answer: "Because I have been a vegetarian all my life."